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5. When you are worried -- What the hell do you have to worry about I have to get a running start to hop up on the toilet
. i just pissed myself BillQuestions, comments, complaints:
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Spark's friendship oath
1. When you are sad -- Realize I lived through the civil war.
2. When you are blue -- I will take you to bingo with my blue haired lady friends.
3. When you smile -- I think you just heard a senior citizen joke.
4. When you are scared -- Think how I feel when Meg sees all my wrinkles.
5. When you are worried -- What the hell do you have to worry about I never know if I will make the toilet fast enough. 6. When you are confused -- Think of me, I cant remember what team beat me yesterday.
7. When you are sick -- Be glad you dont have 38 pills to take in the morning and another 25 at night like I do.
8. When you fall -- Get back up. Meg is not always there to help me up.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may askā¦."because you are my friend" .
Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
And remember....when life hands you something hope its not viagra and geritol like I always get.
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