Yeh Rite N Pls Stop Talkin Bout Bettis He's Not Even A Featured Back, Prediction Bettis 8 Carries 20 Yards,
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To all Steeler Fans
Today and tomorrow:
:footballh
At home or in public, it's full-dress Steelers gear day and night, sleepwear included. (Men with Steelers hardhats topped with Iron City cans may remove them at night.) Black or white jerseys permissible, though that changes on game day when white jerseys are a must since the Steelers are wearing their road whites.
Game day:
In keeping with Coach Cowher's choice of jerseys, go with white underwear for the game.
The game has a 6:30 p.m. start. Don't start drinking early; you may not make it to the second half. We're looking for fans who can give us 60 moderately sober minutes. Counting the ads and half-time show, that's four moderately sober hours.
Don't get up at 6 a.m., and ask your Mom is it time yet, as if this were Christmas. This goes for you kids, too. If you can't handle day-long stress, sleep in until 6 p.m.
During the game:
When the Steelers score, don't spike the dip. Just hand it to the host. Act like you've been to a Super Bowl party before.
No premature celebration! "Premature" means less than a six-touchdown lead with 9 seconds to go and the Steelers with the ball on the Seattle goal line.
If you're new to football, pick your spots, maybe during an ad, for your eye-rolling questions, such as "What's a down?" or "Who are they playing again?"
If you're hosting a Super Bowl party, provide a rubber room in case things go wrong or the game becomes too tense for your guests, such as a Steelers lead of less than 42 points.
Post-game: :smoking:
Be sure to think it through, and be aware of the rug quality, if you're tempted to douse your party host with Gatorade.
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Originally posted by Chuck E. CheeseYour going to be sad come Sunday Night when Bettis holds up the trophy
OVERALL OPINONS 1ST 2 WEEKS 136-121-52.9%
NBA 98-97 TOTALS 54-44 SPREADS 44-53 THRU 12/4
NFL 38-24 TOTALS 19-13 SPREADS 19-11 THRU 12/4
NEED 2 MAKE SOME G'S BAD N GET OUT OF THIS RUT
dont call my p.o.
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Up early for me anyway. Party starts at 10:00 AM. We go all day playin poker at shootin the shit. We are evenly divided between Pitt and Seat fans. Looking forward to a great time and lots of good food. By the way my money is on the STEELERS. GO PITT
P.S.
Wish my Bears were there
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