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**WayneChung** · 08-24-2005, 05:24 AM

mod-chung here

please do not use the following 3 words again//#1 work-nasty 4-letter curse type word//#2 8-ball-causes a jones type affect//#3 whore-makes marvin swell up//thanks ole pal-sincerely chung!!

**orientalhawn** · 08-24-2005, 05:31 AM

Nice work!!

I'll try to hold up my end in football

good luck!!

**Kaptain** · 08-24-2005, 07:05 AM

GL to ya BHS---kapt

**moondog22** · 08-24-2005, 07:14 AM

good luck bhs

**trick4** · 08-24-2005, 07:24 AM

Good Luck BHS! Congrats on your run!

**Spearit** · 08-24-2005, 08:00 AM

GL Today Charlie. That wasn't my daughter- shes home for the evening-that was a Shie-la- you know a man dressed up like a female to impersonate my daughter- Be vary- vary- wary of some of these ladies. They like to party but then you're responsible some how afterwards.

I remember taking a UF girl home from a party- quite a while back- and she passed out- I never got all the directions and drove to Archer near G'ville. She mentioned a doll house in the yard. I was so drunk- hell there were wierd shapes at every house in Archer. Dogs started barking. I couldn't wake her- drove to a convenience store - asked if there were in 'doll houses in the area'- He said we don't do that in Archer -

Asked if he knew the lady slumped back in my car- he said we don't do that either- I meant "Do you know who she is" - "Well- Looks Like Pam from down the street -what did you do to her." "Nothin'-Her car ran out of gas and I was trying to get her home".
He gets out a phone book and calls and within minutes three of papas finest show up at the convenience store. " What are you doing with my sister?- says one" another pipes in- "there better not be any problem with her or you're dead."

My iced coke in my hand -starts a nervous trembling and the ice seems to melt with it. "Nahhh- she's fine -just drank too much at a party- told her -she was better off staying and she said she couldn't- offered a ride and she said -yes-got in the car and I asked where- she replied Archer- I said Oh-shit.
She gives a few directions and a doll house to look for- I just could not talk fast enough-before these guys beat the snot out of me.
Then the convenience store dude says- hell- he told me she ran out of gas. My legs got weak.
It lasted another 15 minutes of me talking half drunk and feeling- ready to piss down my left leg cause of the beer.

An Archer patrolman -happens to drive by and I had to explain it all over again- and wouldn't ya know it- the convenience dude- again says- he told me she ran out of gas.

The cop came over to the car where one of her brothers were and tried to revive her. Placed some ice on the back of her head- They wanted the truth!!!
She awakens and says she was at a party- and she met me - and then suddenly- "How did I get here?"

Stay tuned to Charlies thread for the conclusion of 'Oh- I am screwed now- and I still have my clothes on.'

**DCCougar** · 08-24-2005, 08:27 AM

SHIT! WHEN was this? What kind of car did you have?
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Good Luck BHS.

**ChuckLazar** · 08-24-2005, 08:39 AM

Great run Charlie, keep it going today....

**bhs4life** · 08-24-2005, 08:42 AM

Thanks Guys
Spearit Crazy Story Cant Wait For Part 2

**mark30** · 08-24-2005, 08:45 AM

Good luck Charlie!

**Spearit** · 08-24-2005, 09:24 AM

[QUOTE=DCCougar]SHIT! WHEN was this? What kind of car did you have?
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Cougar - you crack me up lady. Was that really you. I drove a Barracuda- anyone remember that car. Any way- back to the story-

After she said - "How did I get here" She precedes to throw up in my car. My worst two minutes on earth.

- I ask the cop if I can get some paper towels and use the bathroom- I did this because- I didn't want to get clubbed in the back of the head by either of the 3 bros or the cop.

"Sure he says- Make it quick." I am practically laughing and crying at the same time-thinking how a simple ride home for this girl I met at a party is now my worst nightmare.

I barely made it to the bathroom - and then pissed for what seemed a good ten minutes. Threw water on my face- and sloshed some on the back of my neck. Grabbed the paper towels and wiped up.
I go outside with a handful of paper towels- and start to clean the car- they have put the young damsel in the back of the patrol car. Lo and behold- the 3 Bros Grimm and Barney Fife come over to me and ask me more questions -as I am attemting to clean up vomit out of the front passenger seat.

They ask me what I did to her-They asked me if I had sex with her-Two ask different questions at the same time-my head is reeling- I feel nauseated from the beer and vomit- I just want to go home-

They see wet marks on the pants and conclude the dealing was dirty- I'm so fucked. -I tell them I practically took a bath in the restroom-OK-OK- They want to know- what was I doing so long in the bathroom-I blurted out -Pissing- Ok-

They look at each others- And one brother grimm says-On your pants-
Noooooooooo! My voice starts to rise-I says -in the rest room and then washed up and water got on my pants- one brother reels backward and said Shiiitttttt. Just like that Shiiittttt.

The convenience store guy comes out (probably a slow night for him-I think) and says emphatically-"He told me that she ran out of gas.

I have to pee again- my brain is pickled-I have vomit on my hands and the brain juices want out- I ask to use the bathroom- one of the Bros Grimm- says hell no- why did you tell 'Viday' here that my sister ran out of gas.

To be continued. stay tuned to Charlies thread.
Yo be concluded

**kbsooner21** · 08-24-2005, 09:43 AM

Good luck buddy!!

**RJeremy** · 08-24-2005, 09:45 AM

c'mon Spearit I'm all into this story now. FINISH IT! Tell us what happened to Cougar Chick. haha. Hey DCCougar, what part of DC do you live in? My ex is from Tyson's Corner, I used to be there every weekend.

BTW, GL today Charlie!!

**bhs4life** · 08-24-2005, 10:16 AM

Thanks Guys

Spearit The Master Of Suspense

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