BH$ I CANT STOP DRIVING TO G'VILLE & THE STREAK LIVES WEDS

[keawe]

Goodluck today Charlie!!!!!

Gotta have the feeling this shit really happen to Spearit, too many details!

[griffey_mojo]

GL today Charlie!

[Spearit]

Part 3

"Viday- Thats his name Viday- well- I told him that so I wouldn't have to present a long story to him on the situation." What is the situation? asked Barney. "It was as I said-just like I said- I am going to the bathroom. Barney Fife follows to about ten feet of the door. I can hear them talking even with the loud roar of urine hitting the water-the porceland -turning to hear more- the wall- the floor- feeling like a 2 month old without control or direction- listening to a Barney Fife and the Bros Grimm talking.

"You gonna 'rest him" - one bro says- "OK if we get her home- another adds."
Barney says- I don't have the full story here- Thats when the piss hits the floor.- I think fuck -I didn't wash my hands and now I got vomit on my winkie-and I can't hit the commode.

I am so fucked if I get 'rested. I wash it off- take off any signs of vomit on any where on my body-

Barney knocks on the door- "Mr. Spearit - I had given him my license earlier -you 'bout finished in there." I opened the door 2 minutes later. I felt I was looking at a scene from Deliverance.
One of the Bros was standing there with a front tooth missing knocking real real hard on a defenseless pack of ciggys- I noticed that they were camels he was attempting to slide more tobacco to a filter that was there. I smiled.
"I don't know what you are smilin' bout cuz if you have dun anythin' to my sis- I wilkil you."

Now-I had grown up as red neck in Jacksonville and graduated with the Lynyrd Skynyrd Band. All I could think of at the moment Was Sweet Home Alabamy- cause this dude was beyond red-neck - he was from Alabamy and transplanted here in Archer. Will Kill was one word to this boy and by the crap on his leg- I would say they had horses.

I said " not a thing but drinking is all your sister did- tonight. " Lets all go home and get some sleep.

He responded by spatting on the floor. Then he used the bathroom- and as I began walking to the door- I could hear him say- Shiiitt was is this- nasty MF. I giggle.

When I got outside- the girl is responsive to more questions and tells them she was fine and that her car was at the party still. Then Barney and the dude that came out of the bathroom were now going to the party in the patrol car -to pick up the car.

The other two who were trying to get sis awake- takes her home. I am free to go-home. But an investigation into the matter is still at hand. I got in my car- ripped a long fart and ventured home.
The next day- to be continued- just kidding. Some people got arrested coming out of the party and when told this by the girl who invited me -I replied I knew nothing about it. The End.

[BigWeiner]

Good luck BHS

[bhs4life]

Nice Story Spearit Thanks

[Homer]

GL on your calls today bud

[Lsufan]

Good Luck Charlie!!!

[bhs4life]

The Streak Is Looking Good

[bhs4life]

BINGO 8 IN A ROW :christmas

[kbsooner21]

BINGO 8 IN A ROW :christmas

Hell of a job bud!! Why aren't you out with Jbc getting him all boozed up?

[bhs4life]

Hell of a job bud!! Why aren't you out with Jbc getting him all boozed up?

Jeff does not drink to often.......He had softball tonight

[kbsooner21]

Jeff does not drink to often.......He had softball tonight

Cool. My fall league starts up next week I thought you played on his team?

[bhs4life]

Cool. My fall league starts up next week I thought you played on his team?

LAST SEASON WE DID I JOINED ANOTHER TEAM ON ANOTHER NIGHT BUT HOPEFULLY WE JOIN BACK TOGETHER NEXT YEAR

[Spearit]

Congrats Charlie- Nice Damn Job- Team - That Reminds Me Of Another Story...

Keep Up The Fine Work.

[bhs4life]

Congrats Charlie- Nice Damn Job- Team - That Reminds Me Of Another Story...

Keep Up The Fine Work.

THANKS
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