Bettorschat Mad LIbs #5: Spaghetti Western

[Lsufan]

CoverBoy & BB

These Mad Libs are so fun. I'm LMFAO

** CB **

CHIMPANZEE NAMED STINKY & A DENTAL HYGIENIST NAMED MONA.
(This is a sick mind at work here to think of this shit)

Alas, that day never came, as a massive CLOUD OF TY GASTON’S FOTS ripped through town

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** BB **

The man with no LARGE INTESTINE rode into bettorschat gulch on his RENTEDMULE WITH HIS WOODEN COLOSTOMY BAG SWINGING FROM SIDE TO SIDE.

"WYATT SLURP"

[CoverBoy]

Jimmy / BB

I know ... we should be writing sit coms ...or soap operas

or at the very least - HALLMARK GREETING CARDS !!!

How's this one for Valentine's Day ?

EENY MEENY MYNEE MO,

SUCK MY DICK AND SWALLOW SLOW

[Blackbeard]

bump, lets go bc bums

[CoverBoy]

Cmon guys ... let's see some more

[CoverBoy]

Lsu Fan

Jimmy your opening lines are always a pisser .

The man with no nuts rode into Bettorschat gulch on his Toy Pony Stick

I can picture that !

[CoverBoy]

Bb

I reading these again and again -- too funny.

"SPARK went into the local saloon an ordered THREE FINGERS OF METAMUCIL than sat down to play poker with METHUSALAH, & MONTE."

[Blackbeard]

CB, i don't know how you can get a word out when your "next door in the whorehouse TONGUEing ASSES THREE AT A CLIP" LMAO