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Bettorschat Mad LIbs #5: Spaghetti Western
This one is short, have fun:
The man with no _____ rode into bettorschat gulch on his _____. A stagecoach carrying _____ & _____ drove by him and left a cloud of _____. _____ went into the local saloon an ordered _____ than sat down to play poker with _____ & _____. _____ was next door in the whorehouse _____ing a _____ with a _____. _____ was in the whorehouse too, frolicking with _____. His business partner was talking to the piano player while _____ was _____ two whores at once!
Gun shots rang out, it was ____ and his gang of _____. They were robbing the bank, and were in a shootout with sheriff _____. The sheriff hid behind a _____ and returned fire. The man with no _____ came out of _____ and gunned down the bank robbers. The sherrif got up to ____ him, but was shot in the _____ by the dying robbers. With his last bit of strength the sherrif unpinned his badge and gave it to the stranger.
That night while _____ was playing _____ with 3 whores, and the new sheriff was getting his _____ by a _____, a telegram arrived at the western union. ______ grabbed the message and ran down the street to the _____ and gave the message to _____. “My god, this is great news!” he said. It turns out that ____ was arriving in town by way of _____ at noon today! Word spread, and the townsfolk made plans to_____. Everyone was ____ at the chance to _____ such an important _____.
Alas, that day never came, as a massive ______ ripped through town killing all the whores, cowboys, miners, horses, _____, ______ and every last other living _____, making it quite easy to end this story. The end.
The man with no _____ rode into bettorschat gulch on his _____. A stagecoach carrying _____ & _____ drove by him and left a cloud of _____. _____ went into the local saloon an ordered _____ than sat down to play poker with _____ & _____. _____ was next door in the whorehouse _____ing a _____ with a _____. _____ was in the whorehouse too, frolicking with _____. His business partner was talking to the piano player while _____ was _____ two whores at once!
Gun shots rang out, it was ____ and his gang of _____. They were robbing the bank, and were in a shootout with sheriff _____. The sheriff hid behind a _____ and returned fire. The man with no _____ came out of _____ and gunned down the bank robbers. The sherrif got up to ____ him, but was shot in the _____ by the dying robbers. With his last bit of strength the sherrif unpinned his badge and gave it to the stranger.
That night while _____ was playing _____ with 3 whores, and the new sheriff was getting his _____ by a _____, a telegram arrived at the western union. ______ grabbed the message and ran down the street to the _____ and gave the message to _____. “My god, this is great news!” he said. It turns out that ____ was arriving in town by way of _____ at noon today! Word spread, and the townsfolk made plans to_____. Everyone was ____ at the chance to _____ such an important _____.
Alas, that day never came, as a massive ______ ripped through town killing all the whores, cowboys, miners, horses, _____, ______ and every last other living _____, making it quite easy to end this story. The end.
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