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Lsufan Jimmy
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Dear Jimmy:
What makes the laundromat so good for bangin out a babe is the duality between cleanliness and filthiness and this causes the chick’s Pook –Yock to get hotter and wetter than usual. On the one hand … fresh , clean smelling clothes … on the other … a tongue up her ass. This dichotomy makes the puss yearn to be porked repeatedly . Mind you now this isn’t my idea ; some big tittied grad student was babbling this phenomenon to me while I was playin trap the clam with her vag one rainy afternoon in a bowling alley bathroom.
Ok here’s the deal . I’m gonna let you in on something that I swore I’d never reveal. This is what you’re gonna do and trust me it’s all the way sweet. So she’s sitting on the dryer and you go over and start up with her. You offer her a smoke, that’s always an ice breaker … preferably a Marlboro , not some fruitcake cig. After a while she loosens up and you know you’re gonna bang her . You place your arms gently on her legs and continue with some bullshit small talk. You’re on your own with what you’ll rap about … I won’t attempt to put words in your mouth. But Above All keep looking up at her squarely in the eyes … it gives her the illusion that she has some semblance of control. Then when the time is right you lift her up from her waist and ever so gently ease her down making sure that your bodies are pressing close from the front while her ass is rubbing the facing of the dryer all the way down. I call this maneuver: " The Old Squeeze Play " and I'm credited with first inventing and using it . The "squeeze play" subliminally sets her up for your ensuing rear entry.
Now here’s where it gets tricky but it all ties in. You’re gonna bend her over but NOT in front of the dryer . You want The Dunce to be squarely facing the washer with her arms spread wide apart for balance and her palms braced firmly against it . She must be looking directly into the glass window with her clothes moving circular and clockwise. That’s the key. Now you can go to town on that ass.
You tongue it for a while … I’ll assume you’re well versed in all the different areas of that ass … the Upper Crack , the Lower Crack down near the Mat , the Cheeks of course .. and finally , the most important feature … THE BUNG
Don’t be timid … don’t be shy … GET IN THERE !!!
Ok now you’re on your way .
Within minutes the circular motion of her clothes , with all the warm suds , the swooshing sounds , the vibrations of the machine from her hands to her arms , then to her shoulders … and ultimately transmitted to her tits … will send her into an hypnotic state. That’s the goal.
How will you know this if you’re not facing her ? The answer is elementary . While your tongue is up her bung , her pussy will let out an air pocket and this is your one and only signal that she’s totally under and completely relaxed.
Do Not … I Repeat … Do Not attempt to bang the Pookyock without hearing the pussy fart. The last thing you want to do is trap any air up there while your dick is pounding away … this will break the spell and it will cost you the fuck of the decade.
Instead … wait for her go – ahead and then immediately shift your emphasis to the Vag.
It will already be moist from the preceding events … however that’s not enough … now you must work it over into a freaking frenzy.
Once this has been accomplished … I guarantee you that her’s will be by far the best pussy you’ve ever sampled.
Let me know how this works out for you . Happy Hunting, Pal
Your friend,
Neil
OH ONE LAST TIP .... Make sure you have more than enough quarters handy .. you dont ever want the washing machine to stop until you're completely fucked out.
Originally posted by Lsufan
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Dear Jimmy:
What makes the laundromat so good for bangin out a babe is the duality between cleanliness and filthiness and this causes the chick’s Pook –Yock to get hotter and wetter than usual. On the one hand … fresh , clean smelling clothes … on the other … a tongue up her ass. This dichotomy makes the puss yearn to be porked repeatedly . Mind you now this isn’t my idea ; some big tittied grad student was babbling this phenomenon to me while I was playin trap the clam with her vag one rainy afternoon in a bowling alley bathroom.
Ok here’s the deal . I’m gonna let you in on something that I swore I’d never reveal. This is what you’re gonna do and trust me it’s all the way sweet. So she’s sitting on the dryer and you go over and start up with her. You offer her a smoke, that’s always an ice breaker … preferably a Marlboro , not some fruitcake cig. After a while she loosens up and you know you’re gonna bang her . You place your arms gently on her legs and continue with some bullshit small talk. You’re on your own with what you’ll rap about … I won’t attempt to put words in your mouth. But Above All keep looking up at her squarely in the eyes … it gives her the illusion that she has some semblance of control. Then when the time is right you lift her up from her waist and ever so gently ease her down making sure that your bodies are pressing close from the front while her ass is rubbing the facing of the dryer all the way down. I call this maneuver: " The Old Squeeze Play " and I'm credited with first inventing and using it . The "squeeze play" subliminally sets her up for your ensuing rear entry.
Now here’s where it gets tricky but it all ties in. You’re gonna bend her over but NOT in front of the dryer . You want The Dunce to be squarely facing the washer with her arms spread wide apart for balance and her palms braced firmly against it . She must be looking directly into the glass window with her clothes moving circular and clockwise. That’s the key. Now you can go to town on that ass.
You tongue it for a while … I’ll assume you’re well versed in all the different areas of that ass … the Upper Crack , the Lower Crack down near the Mat , the Cheeks of course .. and finally , the most important feature … THE BUNG
Don’t be timid … don’t be shy … GET IN THERE !!!
Ok now you’re on your way .
Within minutes the circular motion of her clothes , with all the warm suds , the swooshing sounds , the vibrations of the machine from her hands to her arms , then to her shoulders … and ultimately transmitted to her tits … will send her into an hypnotic state. That’s the goal.
How will you know this if you’re not facing her ? The answer is elementary . While your tongue is up her bung , her pussy will let out an air pocket and this is your one and only signal that she’s totally under and completely relaxed.
Do Not … I Repeat … Do Not attempt to bang the Pookyock without hearing the pussy fart. The last thing you want to do is trap any air up there while your dick is pounding away … this will break the spell and it will cost you the fuck of the decade.
Instead … wait for her go – ahead and then immediately shift your emphasis to the Vag.
It will already be moist from the preceding events … however that’s not enough … now you must work it over into a freaking frenzy.
Once this has been accomplished … I guarantee you that her’s will be by far the best pussy you’ve ever sampled.
Let me know how this works out for you . Happy Hunting, Pal
Your friend,
Neil
OH ONE LAST TIP .... Make sure you have more than enough quarters handy .. you dont ever want the washing machine to stop until you're completely fucked out.
PS-MARVIN LOVES SPLIT SALAD !! 
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