A Day in the Life of ME 6/24/05

[Lsufan]

Awesome story CB. I wish I could have been there to see it. ( You know, the girls ass in front of you in line )

[lowrider66]

LOL!!! hahaha... I want to grow up and be coverboy one day!

[Tigger]

Good for you. I used to work in a bar where we were REQUIRED to do these checks on $50 and $100s (I just faked it; I had no idea what I was looking for). It was such an insult to the customers, who were often friends but the stupid policy required it.

Money is made of a specific material, it's not paper. It contains cloth as well as chemicals. The cloth is there to make the money last longer and stay in better condition. The chemicals are there to make the ink very hard to duplicate as well as ............ have an affect on COVERBOY'S magic pen.

If you mark a bill with the pen and it's fake, the ink will come out black or very dark, if it's real money, the ink is gold to light brown. That's what you're looking for. I used to have to do this too, just because it's a bitch and "what are they gonna do if it's fake"? They can't accuse the people, they got it from someone, who down the line got it from somone. Who knows.

~~~ Tigger


George Carlin always said, "The best way to get rid of counterfeit money, put it in the collection plate at church."

[scla99]

That was great, I coulrdn't stop laughing.

[savage1]

George Carlin always said, "The best way to get rid of counterfeit money, put it in the collection plate at church."
George Carlin has the best idea of all!!!!

[CoverBoy]

Or pay hookers with it ... Hell if they catch on maybe they'll throw me a beating ... Beautiful !!! Its a win - win sitchiation. lol.

[BigTicket]

sitchiation. lol.

sitchiation hahah cb I love the way you talk...since I can pretty much hear it when I read it!!

[spreadman]

Great stuff.. I think i will do that next time...

[CoverBoy]

Big Ticket

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

Thats just what I want to convey sometimes . Glad you pick up on it.

Have a great one Buddy !

You too, guys !!! All the best ... have a great weekend.

[lowrider66]

Useless info on money... I work at a bank and we use this as one of our Financial Education Tools for kids...

Question: Where do banks get their currency? The Federal Reserve. That wasn’t so hard. Where does the Fed get the currency from? The Bureau of Engraving and Printing which is a department of the U.S. Treasury. Correct again. Now, where does the Bureau of Engraving and Printing get the paper to print the currency? Hint, Office Max is not the correct answer, nor is Weyerhaeuser , Boise Cascade, or Corporate Express.

Have you ever been to Dalton, Massachusetts? Probably not, but chances are you’re likely carrying a little bit of Dalton with you right now. Dalton is the home of Crane & Company - the sole provider since 1879 of U.S. currency paper.

Scrap clippings from garment factories arrive by the truck load at the Crane mill. The raw material is made up of bits of cotton, flax, and denim. Denim cloth has the highest quality of cotton and accounts for 75% of the material in currency paper. The other 25% is linen.

Bales of cotton rags are loaded into a boiler that measures 14 feet in diameter, is made of cast iron, and holds over 3 tons of rags - and you thought you had a lot of laundry. A special cleaning agent is added and then the rags are washed for 2 1/2 hours at 280 degrees.

The washing process strips the rags of their natural oils and what emerges is raw cellulose. At this point, the fibers must still be made to interlock more tightly. So, the material is mixed with harsh chemicals, beaten into a pulp and then spread out over a fine mesh screen where much of the liquid drains through. Then it’s back into the boiler, but this time with bleach so all color is eliminated.

After the second washing the pulp is piped into a special press that squeezes out the water under more than a 1/2 ton of pressure. The paper is then cut into sheets and is similar to other fine paper products, but not for long.

It is at this point that security features are added to make the paper like no other in the world.

[CoverBoy]

Savage / Guys

Hey Savvy / Guys .... No, No No !!!!!! lolololol ......The whole idea of my act yesterday was not to make any kind of statement. All I really wanted to do was drum up some action with a chick ( or even two if they were friends on the line together) who has a decent sense of humor .

I figured on 2 college roomates for an afternoon delight of Shakespeare and Cunnilingus in their dorm.

One of them would definitely have to be on ALL FOURS ... after all .. where the fuck else am I gonna put the ashtray !!!!

But Dammit my plan backfired when That Pain In The Ass Nun showed up behind me. It was tough to make moves while that BIG BLACK CROSS was giggling from the beads around her waist.

That's OK ... there are plenty of other stores but there's one drawback ... because it deals strictly in quarters it can't work in a laundromat which has always been one of my favorite places to pick up chicks ... especially the ones who sit on top of the washer and dryer so that their pussies can feel the vibes... no panties on because they're being done ... it's a great set up ... the rest is a matter of technique ... a little sweet talk ... they lose the sweatsuit .... BOOM ... HOME RUN .... DONE AND DONE

[Lsufan]

Hey Neil, maybe you can help me out with something. I don't really understand what's so terrific about a laundromat. Can you explain it a little further???

[the lumberjack]

that's too sweet!!!!!!

[CoverBoy]

LSU Fan

Jimmy goin out to dinner ... when I come back I'll let you in on a little secret ...

Gimme a few hours Pal

TWYL

-cb

[Lsufan]

Jimmy goin out to dinner ... when I come back I'll let you in on a little secret ...

Gimme a few hours Pal

TWYL

-cb

I'll check back after I come back from dinner as well.

This should be good!!!