What's your greatest sport accomplishment

[moondog22]

man, we have some very good athletes here,besides degenerate gamblers.

[HOOTERGUY]

great thread

mine come in 16 inch softball . never won a national championship , but i was on a team that won one . played with the team a couple a years , but couldnt afford to make that 1 trip ( money ) and they won the 1991 asa national championship ( A division ) in indiana . i do have a few first team all american trophy's , a few all star , been to several national's in the major division , but never won the bid one . ( 3 - 2nd place trophy's . ) but i think the BIGGEST accomplishment was getting home safley ( no DUI'S ) after those game's for over 25 year's . ( they were the best year's of my life )

[zeib10]

NCAA Hoops National Champs (D3).

Also schooled Kerry Collins in Hoops but he schooled me in bases.

Although Donyell Marshall dunked on my head a few times.

[phantom]

Batted 5-5.....4 homeruns, 1 groundrule double, 11 rbis, winning pitcher........12 years old......

does this count??

i can still remember that day as clear as the day it happened........

[ChuckLazar]

Chuck running around the track that circles the football field doesn't count as return yardage.

I'm going to have to have Rwall put you on next months Asshole list...

[HOKIE BIRD]

First of all, great thread. Enjoying reading some of these. It's not surprising that a lot of these people were good athletes. There's a lot of good cappers here and ex players understand the game. With that being said, here's mine:

Little league football, I chase this little fast guy 80 yards never gaining any ground. The little bastard is doing an endzone dance as I rail him from behind. Knocked him out of the game and get ejected myself. As I come to the sideline huffin' and puffin', the coach is going off, "what the hell are ya doing son?". To which I replied the famous words my teamates laugh about to this day..... "coach, I run that far I'm gonna hit somebody".

No. 2..... fucked our High School QB's girl. That was some good pussy. Of course she's a fat ass now w/ five kids.

[therealdeal]

You know, like Al Bundy scoring 7 touchdowns in one game. I know a lot of you guys were former athletes. You might have more than one. Let us know

its 4 touchdown in one game man
come on

[LSUMONSTER]

Not Sure If You Guys Consider It Is A Sport Or Not But
I Fucked My Future Wife 7(seven) Times In 1 Night.
The Last Few Times I Ejaculated Some Clear Liquid But Not Sperms...true Story

Actually, He Is My Brother In- Law And I Still Admire Him For Doing That Many Times In 1 Night.he Was About 25 Yrs Old Then.
For Me, Even If You Give Me Brittney Spears, The Max I Can Do Is 3 Times...
Seven In 1 Night...i Bet This Would Be A Record.any One Can Beat That???no Joking.

[aplous]

My senior year high school, basketball Wayne Simein's team from Leavenworth was defending state champs and undefeated number 1 in KS big class 6A---

They came to our gym on a Friday night and we beat that ass--him and all his boys were holding hands and crying after the game-(kind of like after they lost to Bucknell!)--it was great

needless to say we did some drinking that night.....

[maverick2112]

Was part of the 1994-1995 Nebraska National Champioship football teams. Started a couple of games at QB those years - when Frazier and Berringer were hurt. That is my best sports accomplishment.

Was'nt Darrin Erstad of the Angels the punter on those teams???

[phonepole]

Not Sure If You Guys Consider It Is A Sport Or Not But
I Fucked My Future Wife 7(seven) Times In 1 Night.
The Last Few Times I Ejaculated Some Clear Liquid But Not Sperms...true Story

Actually, He Is My Brother In- Law And I Still Admire Him For Doing That Many Times In 1 Night.he Was About 25 Yrs Old Then.
For Me, Even If You Give Me Brittney Spears, The Max I Can Do Is 3 Times...
Seven In 1 Night...i Bet This Would Be A Record.any One Can Beat That???no Joking.

I'm a little confused Monster..... are you saying your brother-in-law fucked your future wife 7 times??? And how long after was he in a sling???

[RJeremy]

I'm a little confused Monster..... are you saying your brother-in-law fucked your future wife 7 times??? And how long after was he in a sling???

yea, i'm a little drunk, but i was confused about that too

[savage1]

Not Sure If You Guys Consider It Is A Sport Or Not But
I Fucked My Future Wife 7(seven) Times In 1 Night.
The Last Few Times I Ejaculated Some Clear Liquid But Not Sperms...true Story

Actually, He Is My Brother In- Law And I Still Admire Him For Doing That Many Times In 1 Night.he Was About 25 Yrs Old Then.
For Me, Even If You Give Me Brittney Spears, The Max I Can Do Is 3 Times...
Seven In 1 Night...i Bet This Would Be A Record.any One Can Beat That???no Joking.

That is quite an achievement.
What would constitute an even more unbelieveable/remarkable record than the one you mentioned is if someone could honestly say that they screwed 7 DIFFERENT women in the same night.

[Hoosier Daddy]

I think he fucked his brother in law 7 times.....not sure.


I played minor league ball for 2 1/2 years, brief stint in AA 'til I screwed up my shoulder.

Also, was on the Chicago Bears team that won the Super Bowl last year (I'm assuming my Madden games should count, right?)

[Mike1]

[QUOTE=Hoosier Daddy]I think he fucked his brother in law 7 times.....not sure.


That's what I thought