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  • #61
    So if his brother-in-law fucked his future wife who's him, then he married his brother-in-law which means that he is his own sister...... :confused:
    "That ain't working, that's the way you do it... get your money for nothing and your picks for free"

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    • #62
      Originally posted by phonepole
      So if his brother-in-law fucked his future wife who's him, then he married his brother-in-law which means that he is his own sister...... :confused:
      Must be a redneck!!
      "Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
      is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"

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      • #63
        After finishing a case of mooseheads with my cuz in the morning, headed out and surfed 8-10ft closeouts at Yokes 2nd dip!...........Ahhh, guess you just have to have been there.
        "Sometimes it's not what you play, but what you don't play."

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        • #64
          Originally posted by savage1
          That is quite an achievement.
          What would constitute an even more unbelieveable/remarkable record than the one you mentioned is if someone could honestly say that they screwed 7 DIFFERENT women in the same night.
          How about Wilt Chamberlian .Heard he had 20,000 Or say the legend says ???
          2005 MLB Team Ball Champ
          2005 NASCAR Surivor Champ

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          • #65
            Originally posted by kmann
            how far ahead of the other girls were you....I mean by 50#'s---100#'s--150#'s---give us a lil more detail.....
            It was 18 - 19 age group 220 lb.

            And if you must know those girls looked heavier then 220....
            Remember the three R's:
            Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

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            • #66
              I averaged 17 yds a carry playing football my freshman year of high school. In 2 differnet games I had 3 runs of over 70 yds. Then the following year my brilliant coach moved me to fullback and I never carried the ball again.
              2010: 23-12 +37.8
              2011: 4-0 + 20
              09-11 5*s and up: 34-7

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              • #67
                When I was 58 years ols a friend of mine entered me in a State Long Ball Golf Driving Contest...(55 and older)...there were over 60 contestants...we had 10 tries each--had to stay in a certain area...Had the top 3 hits---360 yds--354 ys---348 yds...

                They only counted the top one--was a winner, the second place fellow hit one 333 yards...

                54" Driver---Condor Golf Ball---good conditions--was grooved that day...I'm 62 now, still consistently hit 300 yd drives when playing with my sons...and yes fellows, the rest of my game SUCKS.....

                Handy to have in a 4 man BestBall contest...but don't count on me for any help in between...

                Can't do much of any sports any more, but thanks for the opportunity to remember...

                Memories, you can't take away....Great thread....the Kapt
                Last edited by Kaptain; 04-20-2005, 10:05 AM.


                Don't make me go Cajun on your Ass!

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                • #68
                  2 time Class A State racquetball champ

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by mike650
                    How about Wilt Chamberlian .Heard he had 20,000 Or say the legend says ???
                    Good point;I would have to say that with 20000 notches in his bedpost, he must have had some nights when he "scored" with more than one woman (perhaps a triple double). lol

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by savage1
                      That is quite an achievement.
                      What would constitute an even more unbelieveable/remarkable record than the one you mentioned is if someone could honestly say that they screwed 7 DIFFERENT women in the same night.

                      I've screwed 4 different girls within a 24 hour period in college.

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by RJeremy
                        I've screwed 4 different girls within a 24 hour period in college.
                        That is excellent!!! How many "stars" were each of the ladies? Were some or all "Ladies of the Year" or just regular everyday picks I mean ladies? lol

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by savage1
                          That is excellent!!! How many "stars" were each of the ladies? Were some or all "Ladies of the Year" or just regular everyday picks I mean ladies? lol

                          They were all WELL above average. Savage if you saw some of my ex's and my current gf, you'd shit yourself.

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                          • #73
                            RJ-I am sure they were all lovely;I was simply trying to relate your experience to gambling and trying to be humorous.
                            In your case, I am sure if back in college you said you had a GOY going, it would have meant GIRL of the Year!

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                            • #74
                              I had two eagles in the same 18 holes of golf. The down side
                              was I still shot 81.

                              great thread

                              hammy

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by LSUMONSTER
                                Not Sure If You Guys Consider It Is A Sport Or Not But
                                I Fucked My Future Wife 7(seven) Times In 1 Night.
                                The Last Few Times I Ejaculated Some Clear Liquid But Not Sperms...true Story

                                Actually, He Is My Brother In- Law And I Still Admire Him For Doing That Many Times In 1 Night.he Was About 25 Yrs Old Then.
                                For Me, Even If You Give Me Brittney Spears, The Max I Can Do Is 3 Times...
                                Seven In 1 Night...i Bet This Would Be A Record.any One Can Beat That???no Joking.

                                SORRY FOR ALL THE CONFUSIONS:
                                NO, HE DID HIS FUTURE WIFE(THEY WEREN'T MARRIED THEN)
                                HE MARRIED THE YOUNGER 1 AND I MARRIED THE OLDER SYSTER)
                                SINCE THE THREAD STARTED OUT WITH WHAT YOU HAD DONE(NOT WHAT YOUR BROTHER OR IN-LAWS HAS DONE;SO I HAVE TO PUT LIKE THAT)
                                OTHERWISE, WE WOULD HAVE A BUNCH OF STATEMENTS LIKE I KNEW 1 GUY WHO ONCE SCORED 100 PTS IN A GAME(W.CHAMBERLAIN)BLAH,BLAH,BLAH...
                                MY MISTAKE,GUYS

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