Which Simpsons Character Will Come out of Closet
501 Patti -140
502 Smithers +425
503 Milhouse +800
504 Lenny +900
505 Selma +1000
506 Carl +1300
507 Moe +1400
508 Mr. Burns +1600
509 Ned +1400
510 Homer +2000
511 Apu +1000
If it is Homer, I, or others, will never watch it again.
Patti never had a boyfriend on the show, Smithers is too obvious, Milhouse has a crush on Lisa and may be too young, Lenny and Carl are always together, Selma had a boyfriend, Moe has a bar that no ladies are in except for the Flaming Moe's episode, Burns had a girlfriend, Ned WAS married and it is immoral per the Bible, Homer can't be, Apu may have been driven by his octuplets.
Can't bet the over obvious Smithers, I narrowed it down to;
Patti has been a loner looking for love, can't find it
Milhouse-parents' divorce screwed him up
Lenny and Carl-never had a girl near them
Mr. Burns-Groening can have fun with the fact that he is gay and Smithers is not or that Burns is gay and Smithers waits to come out.
Early money for me is on Burns, just for more episodes to come out, also it pays a good price.
501 Patti -140
502 Smithers +425
503 Milhouse +800
504 Lenny +900
505 Selma +1000
506 Carl +1300
507 Moe +1400
508 Mr. Burns +1600
509 Ned +1400
510 Homer +2000
511 Apu +1000
If it is Homer, I, or others, will never watch it again.
Patti never had a boyfriend on the show, Smithers is too obvious, Milhouse has a crush on Lisa and may be too young, Lenny and Carl are always together, Selma had a boyfriend, Moe has a bar that no ladies are in except for the Flaming Moe's episode, Burns had a girlfriend, Ned WAS married and it is immoral per the Bible, Homer can't be, Apu may have been driven by his octuplets.
Can't bet the over obvious Smithers, I narrowed it down to;
Patti has been a loner looking for love, can't find it
Milhouse-parents' divorce screwed him up
Lenny and Carl-never had a girl near them
Mr. Burns-Groening can have fun with the fact that he is gay and Smithers is not or that Burns is gay and Smithers waits to come out.
Early money for me is on Burns, just for more episodes to come out, also it pays a good price.
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