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Updated Bowl Records
AAA
bowl record 2-3
Alatex
bowl record 0-1
Alex Smart
bowl record 1-3
Animal
bowl record 7-5
A Play
bowl record 4-4
ASA
bowl record 1-0
ATS
bowl record 11-4*
Aztec
bowl record 0-0
Barbara Nathan
bowl record 5-2*
Best Bets
bowl record 1-4
Bettors Edge
bowl record 0-0
Big Al
bowl record 4-7
Bill Lee
bowl record 0-0
Blazer
bowl record 5-4
Brian Leonard
bowl record 0-1
Bobby Cash
bowl record 2-2
Buckeye
bowl record 1-0
California Sports
bowl record 2-1
Captain
bowl record 1-2
Champion
bowl record 4-2
Coach’s Corner
bowl record 0-0
Coach’s Hotline
bowl record 0-0
Cobra
bowl record 1-3
Compuman
bowl record 1-0
Compusports
bowl record 0-0
Cowtown
bowl record 4-1*
Darrel Bacon
bowl record 0-0
Dave Cokin
bowl record 4-4
Doc’s Enterprises
bowl record 3-1
Dr.Bob
bowl record 8-6
Edge
bowl record 0-0
Executive
bowl record 5-2*
Final Score
bowl record 1-0
Fixer Wins
bowl record 0-0
Garden State
bowl record 1-6
Gateway
bowl record 0-1
Glenn Mcgrew
bowl record 0-0
Gold Sheet
bowl record 5-1*
Guaranteed Sports
bowl record 0-1
H & H
bowl record 1-0
Inside Information
bowl record 4-1*
JB Sports
bowl record 5-0*
JD’s Keys
bowl record 0-1
Jim Feist
bowl record 1-4
Kelso Sturgeon
bowl record 0-3
Larry Ness
bowl record 0-1
Lenny Stevens
bowl record 7-5
LT Profits
bowl record 1-2
LV Sports
bowl record 3-3
Magliosa
bowl record 0-1
Maxwell
bowl record 1-1
Mike ‘MD’ Rose
bowl record 1-4
Mike Neri
bowl record 6-9
Mike Warren
bowl record 7-4
Nationwide
bowl record 0-0
Net Profit
bowl record 8-8
Northcoast
bowl record 10-11
NSA
bowl record 5-8
NY Wiseguys
bowl record 4-7
OC Dooley/OCD
bowl record 5-11
Pacific Star
bowl record 3-3
Platinum
bowl record 4-3
Pointwise
bowl record 2-3
Power Plays
bowl record 5-1*
PPP/Joe Gavazzi
bowl record 5-5
Preferred Picks
bowl record 0-3
Primetime
bowl record 2-0
Probability
bowl record 4-2
Professor
bowl record 0-3
Raider Sports
bowl record 3-2
Rajun Cajun
bowl record 1-2
Randy Radtke
bowl record 0-1
Reed Harris
bowl record 0-1
Score
bowl record 0-0
Scotty Spreitzer
bowl record 0-0
Slick Edmund
bowl record 0-0
Southcoast
bowl record 3-3
Special K
bowl record 1-1
Sports Investors
bowl record 3-2
Sports Unlimited
bowl record 3-7
Superlock
bowl record 0-2
Sycamore
bowl record 2-1
Texas Sportswire
bowl record 1-2
Tipps
bowl record 1-3
Tony Basich
bowl record 2-3
Total Edge
bowl record 5-2*
Truline
bowl record 0-1
Underdog
bowl record 0-2
Universal
bowl record 0-0
USA Sports
bowl record 1-6
Wayne Root
bowl record 5-6
Wildcat
bowl record 0-1
Winners Path
bowl record 0-0
Winning Pts
bowl record 9-5*
Wiseguy Sports
bowl record 0-0
Wizard
bowl record 4-3"You like the odds of lightning?"
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The Atlanta Fixer’s Bowling For Dollars Prognostication Extravaganza Spectacular
VIRGINIA -6 vs Fresno St- Only a school as prestigious as UVA would shun warm Orlando and send their money-generating football team to Boise… to die… on the other coast, they rarely go to class in Rasinland while generating NFL picks like a popcorn farm. Let’s see if Groh can actually win a big game, if you will appease me and call this a big game for his hibernating program…
OHIO ST +2 vs Okkie State- I like this more now that the Bucknuts’ inexperienced QB is “and gone”. Justin Zwick of the Delaware Ave Social Club shoud bounce back after a few bruises of his ego… This Cowboymen team has choked in all their high profile games this year, don’t expect their offense to keep me awake very long in this pillow fight… the era of John Cooper choking bowl games is over...
NORTHERN ILLINOIS Even vs Troy (State)- Another one in my “First Time Bowl Participants Get Pummelled” series… That win vs overrated Mizzou aside, the Trojans haven’t been that impressive, losing to New Mexico St & other uninspired Sun Belt foes shows me nothing. The Huskies are well coached and play hard, they still have more to play for in this game… so take them…
LOUISVILLE -13½ vs Boise St- Despite what my cohort on another page of this site says, there is NO WAY the Broncs can stop the Cards’ offense, all the while the stingy D from the ‘Ville has play-uhs that can steal the ball faster than they steal hubcaps… No smurf turf in Memphis, and the water isn’t clear either… It wouldn't surprise me to see both teams combine to break the century make for pts in this game...
TEXAS A&M -3 vs Tennessee- The message boards in Alabama are all predicting some sort of disaster to occur around 11am on the site of the Texas State Fairgrounds, or was that hoping… Either way, that’s about the only reason anyone should be tuning into this game… The Vol scourge has no interest to be in red neck Dallas on New Year's, they'd rather be hunting or poking their cousins... But Fran grabs another opportunity to run up the score on Phat Phil…
FLORIDA $TATE -8 vs West Virginia- The overrated River Walk district of Jax will be invaded by a combination of panhandle white trash & inbred mountainmen. The Morgantown playerz have rarely been to such a tropical paradise as the Gator Bowl(screw Alltel), and have no intentions to compete with the Criminoles. Indoor plumbing will cause so many problems, so look for Rix & Sex to get this one over with early…
LSWHO??? -6 vs Iowa- I doubt this game will have many more fans than that Champs Sports bowl did the other night, I know for a fact that polar bear & moma have chickened, or should I say Hawkeyed out on attending(sorry for the inside joke, they pay me to do it). I go against one of the bowl picking rules, teams with a lame-duck coach- Saban, in this one, but the Tigers have too much speed, and rube OC Jimbo Fisher will pull out all the trick plays to make a statement about who their next coach should be… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
OKLAHOMA +3½ vs Southern Cal- The final pick of the 2004-05 season will be the one for all the marbley orbs(the Marble Authority wouldn’t allow me to use their real name in this obvious cliche)… Other than playing the over on this one, let the Sooners make your last college pick be an easy one. All overrated postseason awards aside, this one will come down to the lesser known players stepping up… and keeping their fat incompetient mouths shut...THICK 1
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BC Gonzo 2004 Bowl Pix Spectacular
Ahhh… Yes. And it’s That Time of the year again – rampant price gouging by soulless corporations, fat Amerikans gorging themselves fatter, pointless conversations at Lifeless and Limp holiday parties, and, of course, The Seventh Annual BC Gonzo Bowl Pix Spectacular! This year, I’m in the Giving spirit and am providing 2 Platinum Picks for you Premium Thugs. These locks will put me close to 80% ATS on my Platinum selections this year – not too shabby for a white boy, eh? As always, Have a Happy Kwanzaa and we’ll see you in 2005. For you Fiends who can’t get enough, we’ll be releasing select college basketball pix beginning in January. Let’s Get Down to Business.....
5 Star Picks:
Texas Tech +12 vs. Cal: Lubbock Lush Mike Leach and his high-flyin’ Red Raiders are actually excited about going to San Diego, unlike their counterparts from the Leftist Coast. Cal’s play-uhs have been bitching about Mack Brown, poll rigging, and a variety of vast right-wing conspiracies designed to keep them out of the BCS mix. Meanwhile, out in the quiet dirty desert of West Texas, Coach Leach (in between his drinking binges) has been smoothing the edges of his potent spread attack. Tejas Tech has performed well in Bowl Games during the Leach era, and I look for QB Krusty Kumbie to continue this trend. In one of this year’s better bowl games, I see the Raiders’ offense keeping it close and possibly pulling off the shocker in this high-scoring ThirstDay night thrill-uh….
Hawaii –3.5 vs. Alabama-Birmingham: This is already a strong pick to begin with, but…. if WAC officials are refereeing this game, go ahead and load up your children’s education fund on the Rainbows. If you don’t think home cookin’ takes on a different meaning in the islands, go ask their last dozen non-conference opponents what they think. Better yet, go look at the penalty yard discrepancies. It’s almost criminal. In any case, Hawaii will ring up close to 50, as 9th year QB Timmah Chang will pad his already unreachable career passing stats against a very vulnerable Alabama-Birmingham secondary. By the way, check back here the day of the game, and I’ll try to find out if WAC officials are, in fact, calling (rigging) the game. You’re welcome.
4 Star Picks:
Minnesota +3.5 vs. Alabama: The Tide returns to the scene of a crime where a young, svelte Mike DuBose took a monumental beating in his first bowl trip. Bama may not have the handicap of a fat, inept, adulterous coach these daze but is limping to the finish line with a devastating injury list. In fact, Bama will be playing their 3rd string quarterback and 4th string tailback – presumably a stoned-out SAE named “Chandler”. The Goophers are in their traditional season-ending “tailspin” mode, but under slimy Glenn Mason, they generally rebound for their bowl game. The 2-headed tailback monst-uh of Minnesota will be too much and will wear down the pencil-thin Tide on the way to a straight up victory.
Texas –6 vs. Michigan: Finally! The Steers and Queers finally got their wish by getting a BCS bid this year. Now… if they could only do something about that pesky Oklahoma Problem in the Big 12 (8) South…. Lloyd Carr grows more and more angry with each passing year and will have Good Cause to be bitter after this shellacking in Pasadena. Cedric Benson will cap off his eight year career as a Horn by rushing for over 150 yards, but Tejas wins it with their Derrick Johnson-led defense, which will leave the Wolverines’ true frosh QB more exposed than the centerfold of a Swank magazine. Hook ‘Em!
Memphis +4.5 vs. Bowling Green: This is what it’s all about! The Hopes and Dreams of a student athlete – four years of blood, sweat, tears, victory, defeat, dedication, pride. Sometimes it hurts, but it’s all worthwhile, when your Pain and Sacrifices for ‘ole State U culminate in a…. holiday trip to Mobile??!! Oh well, at least the student athlete gets a lot of tail… Anyway, once again the Mobile Bowl features high-octane offenses going at it. The (atlanta) Falcons feature an awesome inexperienced quarterback, and the Tiggers might have the nation’s best tailback in DeAngelo Williams. I’ll call for the lethal combo of Wimprine and Williams to lead Mempiss to the SU victory. The beauty of all of this is that Disgusting Fat Body Albert Means will be out of everyone’s life forever after this game.
3 Star Picks (shits and giggles picks):
Purdue –7.5 vs. Arizona St: After riding the Dirk Diggler Solar Demon Express all year, alas – I must go against them in El Paso… ASU will be without the services of QB Andrew Walter, and their defense has given up 30 + their last three games against powerhouses such as Stanford and Arizona. Purdue, largely forgotten after their mid-season swoon, finished with a bang, including a 760 yard outing against the Hoosiers. This is a recipe for a monstrosity of a Beat Down for Coach Wilford Brimley and the Boilers. John Cooper must be rollin’ over in his grave….
Auburn –6.5 vs. Va Tech: Definition of Irrelevance: The 2005 Edition of the Sugar Bowl, featuring your Awbun Tigers/War Eagles/Plainsmen. Like it or not, this is where the Eagles deserve to be, as either one of the Orange Bowl participants would run them the hell out of Miami and back into the plains of West Georgia. The ever-conniving Tommy Tubberville, banking on the Law of Unintended Consequences, will attempt to run up the score on the Hokies, hoping for some sympathy votes from the generally uninformed Associated Press. After a tight first half, the Aubies ride the talented arm of inexperienced senior Jason Campbell and open the flood gates in the second half…. All for Naught.
Boise St +13.5 vs. Louisville: The third of the Triumvirate of 2nd tier, high-scorin’ bowl games features Louisville’s fruity QB Stefan LeFors against Boise’s Jared “Officer Steve” Zabransky. Bobby Petrino has put together quite a run, but I have to wonder if his bowl preparations will be affected by the ongoing nagging rumors that he’s contracted syphilis and where he got it… Regardless, Zabranksy has actually thrown together better numbers than LeFors and is a better runner than your average (denver) Bronco QB. Look for him and the Boise special teams to keep this game reasonably close in the dilapidated Liberty Bowl.
Florida St –8 vs. West Virginia: So Very Disappointing…. Three words to perfectly summarize the collective seasons for theses two squads. Rich Rodriguez is 0-2 in bowls, after getting blown out in this game last year by the humiliating score of 41-7; and after this mediocre season, he’s beginning to feel the heat. The novelty of being the first Sorta Rican coach in the history of the Big lEast will only take you so far in West Virginia… Chris Pix finally has big game in his last one as a Nole, and Diddy Bowden pours it on his former team in a big way. Jeff Hostetler must be rollin’ over in his grave….THICK 1
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The Atlanta Fixer: North Carolina 33 Boston College 24
BC Gonzo: North Carolina 28 Boston College 21
The Atlanta Fixer: New Mexico 27 Navy 24
BC Gonzo: Navy 24 New Mexico 14
The Atlanta Fixer: California 44 Texas Tech 30
BC Gonzo: California 42 Texas Tech 38
The Atlanta Fixer: Northern Illinois 28 Troy St 17
BC Gonzo: Troy St 24 Northern Illinois 14THICK 1
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