Here We Go Red Sox............

[wayne1218]

and if you take out the 19 run game by NY they are still averaging 5.7 runs per game which is more than us. Damon was just as guilty as the rest of the team when Mussina had a perfect game in the 7th and when Lieber pitched a gem After. The Sox Pitching simply needs to step up. We tied the game up 2 or 3 times from way behind Saturday and the top of the very next inning we kept giving it back. The Pitching has been horrible outside of Pedro in game 2!

[ChuckLazar]

Good luck tonight Wayne.

[NJFATITALIAN]

Saw on *** Global that the over/under on ****** Damon toe nails getting cut in the dugout tonite are 3.5. Any opinions on this? Myself Im going under.

[10DimeBry]

wayne,

I agree with you 100% but I thought we were talking about lineup and hitting? As far as pitching goes. DONT GO THERE, the sox pitching outside of Pedro has been nothing short of brutal your right. Timlin shouldnt be allowed to enter fenway park let alone get on the hill. Ditto for Embree. Myers is a joke too.

My point about damon is that he starts it off. Not just as a leadoff hitter but a contact hitter who has pop in his bat. I guess to me its just a domino effect. Damon Belhorn set the table and Manny and Ortiz bring um home. Maybe I'm wrong I dont know? Just my opinion.

Bryan


GO SOX!!!!!!

[Flipper]

Alright Wayne

I'm a die hard Met fan, can't stand the Yankees. Always wish bad things on them, so I'm hoping that the Sox can make history and win the next 3 and get the Yankees out of my face for a while.

How about a little MoJo for the Sox with an Avatar change for tonight and will see if that can lead the Sox to the promised land.

Here Goes.

[Tony Vegas]

Here are some jokes.........to get you guys fired up!!!

What do Trot Nixon and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both wear a glove on their right hand for no apparent reason!

Q: What do the Red Sox and lawn furniture have in common?
A: They both fold and end up in the cellar after Labor Day!

What do you call a Red Sox player wearing a World Series Ring?
Dead

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Boston Red Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Red Sox fans, too. Not really knowing what a Red Sox fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Red Sox fan." "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "Why I'm proud to be a Yankees fan.", boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Yankees fan. "Well, My Dad and Mom are Yankees fans, and I'm a Yankees fan, too!" The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a Red Sox fan."

Q: What is the difference between a Fenway Frank and a Yankee Frank?
A: You can get a Yankee Frank in October!

There were two men, one was a Red Sox fan and the other was a Yankees fan. These men were both madly in love with the same woman. So the woman challenged that whichever man does a better job at having sex with her would be her boyfriend. Both men accepted the challenge. That night, the woman had sex with the Red Sox fan and then the other night had sex with the Yankees fan. The next day the woman chose the Yankees fan to be her boyfriend. Shocked and outraged, the Red Sox fan asked why she didn't choose him. She replied by saying, "You, like your team not only come up short but also always finish early!"

A church going young man was walking down the street in Boston when the clouds above parted and God himself appeared before him. A booming voice said, "Jimmy, for all the good you have done for your church and your community, I shall grant you five wishes!" The young man thought real hard and asked for two million dollars; one million to his church and the other million for his family. God said, "Done!" His second wish was for all sick people to be cured. God said, "Done, everyone is now in perfect health!" His third wish was to be married to a sexy actress like Jessica Alba. God said, "Done, Jessica will be at home with a hot plate of food waiting for you!" Jimmy's fourth wish was to have a brand new Corvette. He felt a set of keys in his pocket as God said, "Done, it's in your garage. You're now down to your final wish so make it good." Jimmy thought, and thought, and finally asked for this to be the year that his beloved Red Sox finally win the World Series. God looked at him in silence for a minute, and then said, "Seriously Jimmy, do you want your Corvette in jet black or fire engine red?"

Q: What do Don Zimmer and Grady Little have in common?
A: Neither one could take out Pedro when he should have!

Q: What do you call 25 men watching the World Series?
A: The Boston Red Sox

Little ****** was in his fourth grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All of the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
****** was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher questioned him about his dad. The boy hesitated, and finally said, "Well, my father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret, he takes off his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the back alley with some guy and give him a special show for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken, hurriedly sent the other children to work on some coloring and took Little ****** aside to ask him, "Is this really true about your father?"
"No," said ******, "He plays for the Boston Red Sox, but I was too embarrassed to say so."



A logic problem:

A person finds themselves locked in a room with the following:

a gun
two bullets
a rattlesnake
a bengal tiger
and, a Red Sox fan

What should that person do?

Their first inclination would be, of course, to shoot the Red Sox fan twice. But, the correct response would be to shoot the snake and the tiger, leaving the Red Sox fan to suffer for another 86 years.

[wayne1218]

Flipper...... THAT'S GREAT!!!


Tony............ OUCH! :angryfire

[Tony Vegas]

Originally posted by wayne1218


Tony............ OUCH! :angryfire

[wayne1218]

Dime, sorry the pitching is what is very frustrating to me and i needed to vent about it! :D :D

[10DimeBry]

wayne,

No problem my friend, lets put 1 game together tonight and BEAT THEM DAMN YANKEES!!!!!!

GO SOX!!!!!!

1 VICTORY AT A TIME.


Bryan

[HUNGlikeabear]

GL Wayne

Boston 1
NY 0

:D

[savage1]

52 years of waiting for me(s0nce 1952) is too long;keep it going another day!

[knockonwood]

That's what I say!!! Beat them Damn Yankees, being that I'm Big on Bos.!!! Haven't missed a game in this Series yet!!! Best of Luck Wayne and all the Boston Fans!!! Knock!

[bigjimt]

SHHHHHHH!!!!

No one wants to talk about it.

[bigjimt]

AND WE ARE TIED!!!!