De-Bunking Handicapping Myths

[4realyo]

This is a handy guide for new bettors or people I like to call "true believers": they will believe anything a handicappers says.

1) When a handicapper says: "...according to my own database.." or "personal pitching chart", he means: "according to ******, *******" or another popular stats website.

2) When a handicapper says: "I have capped the whole card and find no value today so there will be no plays", he means: "I am too hungover or lazy to make picks today."

3) When a handicapper says: "Call my comp line for a free pick", he means: "Listen to 5 minutes of carnival barking before I can tell you that there's no free pick today."

4) When a handicapper says: "my daily package is sold out or closed today" he means: "buy my much more expensive monthly or season package."

5) When a handicapper says: "...take advantage to my early-bird special" he means: "I suck at the current sports package you have bought."

6) When a handicapper says: "I am waiting on some inside info so plays will be out later than usual" he means: "I am waiting for the handicapper who I buy my picks from to release his picks."

7) When a handicapper says: "I will be away in Vegas this weekend with other wiseguys and big wigs in the industry" he means: "the Slurpee machine is broken again and I have to work overtime."

8) When a handicapper says: "We couldn't get the picks out last night because our server was down" he means: "my ten year old son wouldn't let me on the computer last night."

9) When a handicapper says: "Be patient. It's not a sprint, it's a marathon" he means: "I love using worn-out cliches to make myself look smart."

Well, that's it for now. Hope you learned something. Feel free to add your own.

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