Game 7 Poetry

[Baseball_Nut]

I'm Dexter McDwyer, an excellent liar.
I never say anything true.
Which means I'm implying I'm probably lying,
so I don't believe me. Do you?


YANKS HAD THE REDSOX YESTERDAY AND LET IT GET AWAY
PEDRO SMELLS BLOOD


LETS FUCKEN DO THIS GUYS, LETS MAKE SURE PEDRO CLOSES UP THIS CHAPTER TONIGHT!!!

[wayne1218]

FUCKEN-A-RIGHT! :D :D

[savage1]

Nut-sure hope those ladies you sent down from Montreal "drained" those big Yankee bats (the "human type") and that the other kinds of bats will be held at bay by Pedro tonight.
Obviously hopefully Clemens won't be at peak performance either.

[Baseball_Nut]

Savage, I hope you realize that the RedSox are a Pedro Martinez victory away from being World Champs


they will beat Florida in 5

[savage1]

Nut-I agree with you. See my other post to Meteor re: Marlins's chances against Sox.

[denmaster]

Pedro is only one
And he don't hit
He can only pick on
A 72 year old to talk his shit
The Sox go down today
And thats the truth
Because on our side
Is George Herman Ruth

[Baseball_Nut]

True Story: Pedro once had 3 women in a hotel room with him (when he was an Expo), and he only had sex with 1 and wanted the other 2 to watch







This guy is a confident bastard, IF THEY CANT GET IT DONE WITH THIS GUY, SOX WILL NEVER GET IT DONE:D

[denmaster]

I'm a Yankee fan. I said if they lost yesterday, they are going home. Just get the feeling that Senor` Citizen Beater is going to pitch his ass off today. I'm a fan, the Yankees will still have a team next year.

[knowlez]

HERB HAS HAD FOUR LADIES AT ONE TIME ONE SITTING ON MY HEAD TWO TAKING CARE OF HERB AND HIS JEWELS AND I WAS BANGING THE HELL OUT OF THE OTHER ONE BUT THAT TAKES A LOT OUT OF FELLOW.

[wass21]

hey nut, i think the curse of the bambino is too much to overcome.

[Baseball_Nut]

hey was21, i disagree




PPPPPPEEEEEEEDDDDDDDRRRRRRROOOOO

[Homer]

With you Brother NUT man

Lets do this

[Baseball_Nut]

can't wait guys


this will be a war

[Homer]

Roses are Red and Sox are to

Violets are Blue and so will the Yankers to, when the sox are through with you

[Baseball_Nut]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Pedro Martinez
Will Make all our Dreams Come True