British Open Thread

[flarendep1]

Yes, that is true!

[garth]

Does the PGA allow it?

Probably not, but that may not stop him. Daly would be fun to play a round of golf with, wouldn't he?

[kbsooner21]

Probably not, but that may not stop him. Daly would be fun to play a round of golf with, wouldn't he?

Oh man, I can't think of anyone else I'd rather play with. We'd be tipping the golf cart on its side by the 8th hole

[garth]

I play better when I'm drunk. It is against the rules but I have never seen them giving breathalizers on the first tee either.

I play better after about 3 or 4 drinks. After that my game usually goes into the shitter.

[flarendep1]

I play better when I'm drunk. It is against the rules but I have never seen them giving breathalizers on the first tee either.

Vols to KB on the first tee: "Seen the beercart yet"

[garth]

Oh man, I can't think of anyone else I'd rather play with. We'd be tipping the golf cart on its side by the 8th hole

My brother and I had a discussion recently about our ideal golf group. At the top of the list were John Daly, Bill Clinton and Willie Nelson.

[vols fan]

What about my boy Phil.79 yesterday and shoots 68 to go to +7 tied for 36.Ernie battled back with a 69 also.Flare ain't lying when he said all these guys still have a chance.

[garth]

Vols to KB on the first tee: "Seen the beercart yet"

"I've been standing here on the first tee for 3 minutes and that beer bitch hasn't been around yet!"

[flarendep1]

My brother and I had a discussion recently about our ideal golf group. At the top of the list were John Daly, Bill Clinton and Willie Nelson.

Bill Clinton cheats like hell He'd be more fun at Hooters

[vols fan]

My brother and I had a discussion recently about our ideal golf group. At the top of the list were John Daly, Bill Clinton and Willie Nelson.

Mine would be Natalie Gulbis,Jessica Simpson and a hooker.After 18 holes with the other two I'm going to need that hooker

[kbsooner21]

"I've been standing here on the first tee for 3 minutes and that beer bitch hasn't been around yet!"

<-----Me when I see the beercart coming

[vols fan]

Vols to KB on the first tee: "Seen the beercart yet"

Shit,it's more like "Seen the Marshall yet,so I can pull this cooler out of my bag"

[kbsooner21]

Shit,it's more like "Seen the Marshall yet,so I can pull this cooler out of my bag"

[garth]

Mine would be Natalie Gulbis,Jessica Simpson and a hooker.After 18 holes with the other two I'm going to need that hooker

I thought about Natalie....yeah, come to think of it, Willie, you're out. Natalie just came out of the clubhouse looking for a group. Leave us a couple of blunts before you go.

[vols fan]

Shit,it's more like "Seen the Marshall yet,so I can pull this cooler out of my bag"

I swear to God me and Tech and 3 other buddies was in a bowling league and we would fill our bowling bags with Bud Light bottles and carry our balls in our hands when we walked in.Someone bumped into me one night and it sounded like a slot machine going off