It's Official!!! God Hates the Cubs

[10DimeBry]

I had a twisted testicle after I struck out on my date on saturday night.

sincerely,

chado

[weazel079]

WTF is a twisted testicle? Never heard of such thing.

[Kaptain]

weazel

WTF is a twisted testicle? Never heard of such thing.

It's basicly a "Nutsy flavored Pretzel".....

[TheRook]

I had a twisted testicle after I struck out on my date on saturday night.

sincerely,

chado

[TheRook]

Maybe its what you need ROOK ever hear of a sick TWIST of fate??

See below.

Causes

Injury to the scrotum can initiate a muscle spasm that cause the testicles to twist. Some cases result from inadequate connective tissue that "anchors" the testicle within the scrotum. Many cases are idiopathic (i.e., have no known cause). Many causes can have reactive causes as gay men often experience this. Normally nothing life threatening can come from this. Usually the said perpetrator will experience a broken finger but is usually better within 5 to 7 days.


Signs and Symptoms

Symptoms include the following:

Blood in semen
Lower abdominal pain
Lump in testicle
Nausea and vomiting
Sudden, severe testicular pain, followed by diminishing pain after several hours (after necrosis begins to set in)
Redness of scrotum
Swelling of one testicle
Fingerprint of A.Soriano on testicle


I guess pretty much confirm our thoughts.

[bryce]

Sorry buddy it was there for the taking!!

[10DimeBry]

the cubs are a disaster and its still march....lmao

[Spark]

Go White Sox!!!

[kbsooner21]

Go White Sox!!!

:flip2:

[wayne1218]

Where is my Fuck the Cubs thread ............

[Spark]

:flip2:

hahahahahaha


You know I do not mean that

[birdog]

The cubs should be sold and moved to Japan

[GOLDENGREEK]

Lmao @ Everything In This Thread

[aces r wild]

I heard Baltimore and The Cubs are in trade talks. Brian Roberts and Jay Payton for 4 players. I don't recall which ones

[10DimeBry]

I heard Baltimore and The Cubs are in trade talks. Brian Roberts and Jay Payton for 4 players. I don't recall which ones

prolly any 4 cubs players that arent hurt