Guess the All Star Batting Orders?

[10DimeBry]

The AL pitching staff is loaded.

beckett
sabathia
haren
lackey
verlander
santana

[kbsooner21]

you are off your rocker

How do you figure?

[Kaptain]

NL

SS---Rook----where else----when you say short----you say ROOK....we don't worry about ground balls, he can scoop em up up, and throw em out, we don't worry about bloop flies, cause he's got the speed to get there, but we do worry about the line Drives, that are 3 foot above the ground (blue darters), going over his head for a single

C----Spark---can just squat and let the game go on around him....and see what everyone else is doing, so he can fiil Meg in, as she sits behind home plate, and visit with the pitcher now and then, cause he and the Pitcher go way back, and I mean Way Back, before they had Electronic ScoreBoards........

3B---10 dimer----closest to the concession Stand----Pizza on the 3b side, and he knows the AL 3b Coach quite well, so I'm sure there will be some Pizza contraband on the field at one time or other...Careful runners for the AL coming around 3b, you need to be okayed to drive on through..

2B---LSU Jimmy---bag is labeled with a "Fat Tuesday" Logo---he won't miss covering it....and I do mean cover it...He can also try and pick up the signals, and let the Center Fielder (JC), know when to get ready.....we're a lil weak in CF....Jethro's picking 3 leaf clovers right now....

1B---JT4545---has his own vending station on the 1B side, (Nita is in the stands) with the bottles, and JT can promote "ComeBack" sauce to all who get aboard...He's quite the promoter and talker that JT is........Might even get the runners attention, so GrandPa or PAPI can pick their asses off....

CF---JC---cause it's the easiest one to find, (it's the one in the middle JC), now get out there...keep your eyes on 2b (Jimmy), it's gonna take both of em, and he'll try and position you accorsding to the pitch.....No JC, (Not JT's ComeBack Sauce Pitch), but the guy on the Mound....the mound (straight ahead JC), you know the one with the "Resin Bag" that you thought was Corn Meal on it........Geez

LF---KB Sooner----cause he's always used to turning to his left, and can help JC in Center......Most Outfielders will take a step back first before moving towards the Ball, not KB, everything is left, left, left....You ought to see his Big ass, round the Bases...

RF---Wayne Chung----near the "Cheap Seats", where some one can interpret the many different languages of the fans out there.....for example, JC can ask "what'd they say", and Chung can interpret "they wanta know why you got suspenders on top of your uniform"....and that question was asked in 6 different languages....

P---GrandPa----cause he's been there, knows the signals from the Old School Catchers, (PAPI), has a history on all the hitters, and besides, he and PAPI can talk about the "Bingo" tournament between pitches.....and why Ferguson Jenkins, should have never been an All Star Pitcher....tell us why PAPI

[Kaptain]

whos got the al----BATTING LINE UP----GIVE US YOUR VERSION..........................

[kbsooner21]

NL

SS---Rook----where else----when you say short----you say ROOK....we don't worry about ground balls, he can scoop em up up, and throw em out, we don't worry about bloop flies, cause he's got the speed to get there, but we do worry about the line Drives, that are 3 foot above the ground (blue darters), going over his head for a single

C----Spark---can just squat and let the game go on around him....and see what everyone else is doing, so he can fiil Meg in, as she sits behind home plate, and visit with the pitcher now and then, cause he and the Pitcher go way back, and I mean Way Back, before they had Electronic ScoreBoards........

3B---10 dimer----closest to the concession Stand----Pizza on the 3b side, and he knows the AL 3b Coach quite well, so I'm sure there will be some Pizza contraband on the field at one time or other...Careful runners for the AL coming around 3b, you need to be okayed to drive on through..

2B---LSU Jimmy---bag is labeled with a "Fat Tuesday" Logo---he won't miss covering it....and I do mean cover it...He can also try and pick up the signals, and let the Center Fielder (JC), know when to get ready.....we're a lil weak in CF....Jethro's picking 3 leaf clovers right now....

1B---JT4545---has his own vending station on the 1B side, (Nita is in the stands) with the bottles, and JT can promote "ComeBack" sauce to all who get aboard...He's quite the promoter and talker that JT is........Might even get the runners attention, so GrandPa or PAPI can pick their asses off....

CF---JC---cause it's the easiest one to find, (it's the one in the middle JC), now get out there...keep your eyes on 2b (Jimmy), it's gonna take both of em, and he'll try and position you accorsding to the pitch.....No JC, (Not JT's ComeBack Sauce Pitch), but the guy on the Mound....the mound (straight ahead JC), you know the one with the "Resin Bag" that you thought was Corn Meal on it........Geez

LF---KB Sooner----cause he's always used to turning to his left, and can help JC in Center......Most Outfielders will take a step back first before moving towards the Ball, not KB, everything is left, left, left....You ought to see his Big ass, round the Bases...

RF---Wayne Chung----near the "Cheap Seats", where some one can interpret the many different languages of the fans out there.....for example, JC can ask "what'd they say", and Chung can interpret "they wanta know why you got suspenders on top of your uniform"....and that question was asked in 6 different languages....

P---GrandPa----cause he's been there, knows the signals from the Old School Catchers, (PAPI), has a history on all the hitters, and besides, he and PAPI can talk about the "Bingo" tournament between pitches.....and why Ferguson Jenkins, should have never been an All Star Pitcher....tell us why PAPI

Awesome Kapt!

[bigjimt]

Here is what I think the lineups should be.
AL
1. Ichiro
2. Jeter
3. BigPapi
4. ARod
5. Vlad
6. Magglio
7. I-Rod
8. Palanco

NL
1. Reyes
2. Beltran
3. Fielder
4. Bonds
5. GriffeyJr
6. Wright
7. Utley
8. Martin

[WayneChung]

Ldawgs catching,thats his fav in sex and he is too slow to play anything else !!

[Lsufan]

NL

SS---Rook----where else----when you say short----you say ROOK....we don't worry about ground balls, he can scoop em up up, and throw em out, we don't worry about bloop flies, cause he's got the speed to get there, but we do worry about the line Drives, that are 3 foot above the ground (blue darters), going over his head for a single

C----Spark---can just squat and let the game go on around him....and see what everyone else is doing, so he can fiil Meg in, as she sits behind home plate, and visit with the pitcher now and then, cause he and the Pitcher go way back, and I mean Way Back, before they had Electronic ScoreBoards........

3B---10 dimer----closest to the concession Stand----Pizza on the 3b side, and he knows the AL 3b Coach quite well, so I'm sure there will be some Pizza contraband on the field at one time or other...Careful runners for the AL coming around 3b, you need to be okayed to drive on through..

2B---LSU Jimmy---bag is labeled with a "Fat Tuesday" Logo---he won't miss covering it....and I do mean cover it...He can also try and pick up the signals, and let the Center Fielder (JC), know when to get ready.....we're a lil weak in CF....Jethro's picking 3 leaf clovers right now....

1B---JT4545---has his own vending station on the 1B side, (Nita is in the stands) with the bottles, and JT can promote "ComeBack" sauce to all who get aboard...He's quite the promoter and talker that JT is........Might even get the runners attention, so GrandPa or PAPI can pick their asses off....

CF---JC---cause it's the easiest one to find, (it's the one in the middle JC), now get out there...keep your eyes on 2b (Jimmy), it's gonna take both of em, and he'll try and position you accorsding to the pitch.....No JC, (Not JT's ComeBack Sauce Pitch), but the guy on the Mound....the mound (straight ahead JC), you know the one with the "Resin Bag" that you thought was Corn Meal on it........Geez

LF---KB Sooner----cause he's always used to turning to his left, and can help JC in Center......Most Outfielders will take a step back first before moving towards the Ball, not KB, everything is left, left, left....You ought to see his Big ass, round the Bases...

RF---Wayne Chung----near the "Cheap Seats", where some one can interpret the many different languages of the fans out there.....for example, JC can ask "what'd they say", and Chung can interpret "they wanta know why you got suspenders on top of your uniform"....and that question was asked in 6 different languages....

P---GrandPa----cause he's been there, knows the signals from the Old School Catchers, (PAPI), has a history on all the hitters, and besides, he and PAPI can talk about the "Bingo" tournament between pitches.....and why Ferguson Jenkins, should have never been an All Star Pitcher....tell us why PAPI

OMG ... I really can't breath .... Where is my keyboard?!?!?!?



But Kaptain .... You missed one thing .... The Pinch Runner ....

You know it's got to be Chuck .... With a 4.4 40 speed, he can steal 1st, then 2nd, then 3rd, then home.

[TMAC951]

NL

SS---Rook----where else----when you say short----you say ROOK....we don't worry about ground balls, he can scoop em up up, and throw em out, we don't worry about bloop flies, cause he's got the speed to get there, but we do worry about the line Drives, that are 3 foot above the ground (blue darters), going over his head for a single

C----Spark---can just squat and let the game go on around him....and see what everyone else is doing, so he can fiil Meg in, as she sits behind home plate, and visit with the pitcher now and then, cause he and the Pitcher go way back, and I mean Way Back, before they had Electronic ScoreBoards........

3B---10 dimer----closest to the concession Stand----Pizza on the 3b side, and he knows the AL 3b Coach quite well, so I'm sure there will be some Pizza contraband on the field at one time or other...Careful runners for the AL coming around 3b, you need to be okayed to drive on through..

2B---LSU Jimmy---bag is labeled with a "Fat Tuesday" Logo---he won't miss covering it....and I do mean cover it...He can also try and pick up the signals, and let the Center Fielder (JC), know when to get ready.....we're a lil weak in CF....Jethro's picking 3 leaf clovers right now....

1B---JT4545---has his own vending station on the 1B side, (Nita is in the stands) with the bottles, and JT can promote "ComeBack" sauce to all who get aboard...He's quite the promoter and talker that JT is........Might even get the runners attention, so GrandPa or PAPI can pick their asses off....

CF---JC---cause it's the easiest one to find, (it's the one in the middle JC), now get out there...keep your eyes on 2b (Jimmy), it's gonna take both of em, and he'll try and position you accorsding to the pitch.....No JC, (Not JT's ComeBack Sauce Pitch), but the guy on the Mound....the mound (straight ahead JC), you know the one with the "Resin Bag" that you thought was Corn Meal on it........Geez

LF---KB Sooner----cause he's always used to turning to his left, and can help JC in Center......Most Outfielders will take a step back first before moving towards the Ball, not KB, everything is left, left, left....You ought to see his Big ass, round the Bases...

RF---Wayne Chung----near the "Cheap Seats", where some one can interpret the many different languages of the fans out there.....for example, JC can ask "what'd they say", and Chung can interpret "they wanta know why you got suspenders on top of your uniform"....and that question was asked in 6 different languages....

P---GrandPa----cause he's been there, knows the signals from the Old School Catchers, (PAPI), has a history on all the hitters, and besides, he and PAPI can talk about the "Bingo" tournament between pitches.....and why Ferguson Jenkins, should have never been an All Star Pitcher....tell us why PAPI

Damn im upset that i didnt make the squad.. Shit I guess I better try a little harder next season

[Kaptain]

Tmac

Damn im upset that i didnt make the squad.. Shit I guess I better try a little harder next season

saving you for the AL roster, you Yankee Lover you...kapt