"March Madness" MAd Lib

[Spark]

ok

hahahaaha what a goof!!!!

[tech fan]

So I'm hanging out with The Rook getting ready to watch the game when Wayne calls. He wanted to come party with us and we decided to invite him over, but only if he brought over his friend, Mary Jane.

Right after Tip Off, an earthquake happened! Spark couldn't believe it and had to go change his Depends.

We are watching all this happen mind you and the police shows up. At this point Bover and LoveDoc are trying to watch Spark bounce around the room with a diaper full of shit and the rest of us are trying to watch Wayne hide the Mary Jane from the Po-Po.

was like hey JBC, check out BC and see if Rwall is on there. No, Monte is there though and he just posted more picks from Ace Ace.

Suddenly the door bell rings and low and behold it's JMarty, his wife and ALL of their bugger eaters. My 1st thoughts are, how the hell did they get invited and why did they bring All 56 kids with them? Great, the house is now full of curtain climbers and we have totally missed the whole game at this point.

We decided to all pitch in a few dollars and get some girls from the Bunny Ranch. We were having an awesome day and figured it can only get better. Of course half the room wanted to pork the Bunny Ranch girls and the other half wanted to see the Kaptain’s saggy sack of ball. We all decided just to run the train on the Bunnies, and drink till we forgot our names.

By the time the night games started Kbsooner and The Underdog King had gone off to do Humpty Hump and Longnex simply wanted to watch them.

Nobody was in any condition to drive so we all decided to keep drinking and smoking for the night.

The next morning Kbsooner wanted to get up and start power drinking 1st. It was hillarious! Kaz and Meg went home together and Spark will never accept that either.

We all agreed to party again sometime soon. Well ... Most of us anyway. Seaofred said he felt he wasn’t really invited and will never deal with us again.

O.K., for the most part we had fun. Maybe next time Wayne will bring Lobster Rolls instead!


P.S. If you are ever going to hang out and do Mary Jane with Wayne, make sure you buy tons of snack food 1st!!!

VERY NICE JOB MAN HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR

[tech fan]

Remember This Was My Idea Just Did Not Have The Writing Talent As Wayne Lol

[Lsufan]

again jimmy .. awesome ..


Now go and return my text I sent you 2 hours ago ... hahaha

lol ... returned

[longnex]

So i'm hanging out with Kaz getting ready to watch the video he took of Meg without her knowing when Spark calls. He wanted to come watch with us and we decided to let him . Right after the video ended Spark got pissed I couldn't believe it and had to call for backups . We are watching all this happen mind you and Meg, JC, Bover, Dimer and KB show up. At this point Spark and Kaz are coming to blows and the rest of us are trying to watch the video again . I was like hey JC , check out BC and see if Wayne is on there. JC couldn't figure out how to use Kaz's computer. Everyone said "figures" KB checked and said No, Monte is though and he just posted in the political forum . Suddenly the door bell rings and low and behold it's the Kaptain , Wayne and LSUFAN . My 1st thoughts are, Kaptain must have drove because Wayne and LSUFAN are stoned and why did they bring Rook with them? Great, the house is now full of BC inmates and we have totally missed the video of Meg at this point. We decided to all pitch in a few dollars and get Kaz a woman for the night . We were having a hard time finding a woman and figured we would call an escort . Of course half the room wanted a blonde and Bover wanted a sheep . We all decided just to watch Am I smarter than a 5th grader . By the time it started Spark and the Kaptain reminded us that there was no school back when they grew upMeanwhile Kaz and Wayne had gone off to bake everyone lobster and KB simply wanted to play with his Rook teddy bear . Nobody was in any condition to drive so we all decided to learn Chungese for the night. The next morning Dimer wanted to get up and eat pizza 1st. It was too early Pizza Hut was closed ! JC and Bover went home together and the flock of sheep will never accept that either. We all agreed to watch more of Kaz's homemade videos again sometime soon. Well ... Most of us anyway, Meg said she felt so violated and will never talk to Kaz again. O.K., for the most part we had fun. Maybe next time ThaiKarate will bring the women he posts instead!


P.S. If you are ever going to hang out and do anything with Bover , make sure you have your shots 1st!!!

[wayne1218]

LMAO!

[10DimeBry]

So i'm hanging out with BURNTCROW getting ready to watch the game when LOVEDOC calls. He wanted to GET AUTOGRAPHS AT SPRING TRAINING with us and we decided to LET HIM TAG ALONG . Right after Tip Off,ANOTHER LIMEMOVER GOY happened! SPARK couldn't believe it and had to INSERT HIS DENTURES . We are watching all this happen mind you and HOMER shows up. At this point BOVER and JC are trying to watch the SHEEP FUCKING IN THE BACK YARD, and the rest of us are trying to watch the GAME . I was like hey LONGNEX , check out BC and see if FRANKB is on there. No, KAPTAIN is though and he just posted 86 PLAYS FOR TODAY ROTATION #s INCLUDED . Suddenly the door bell rings and low and behold it's BIGMIKE ,RJ and HIS MANBAG . My 1st thoughts are, how the hell did they GET SO TAN, and why did they bring TY GASTON with them? Great, the house is now full of OLD PEOPLE,FAGS,AND FAT PEOPLE and we have totally missed the MONEY SHOT FROM THE MALE SHEEP MENTIONED ABOVE at this point. We decided to all pitch in a few dollars and get some DWARFS TO TOSS AROUND THE YARD . We were having a SHITTY day and figured WHY NOT GET SOME LITTLE PEOPLE SO SHIT ON. Of course half the room wanted ROOK TO DRESS IN DRAG and the other half wanted THE ROOK #8 BEAR . We all decided just to HAVE ROOK SURPISE US. By the time the night games started KB and ROOK had gone off to do WELL YOU'VE SEEN THE PHOTO BEFORE and MEG simply wanted to WATCH . Nobody was in any condition to drive so we all decided to WATCH LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRARIE for the night. The next morning TMAC wanted to get up and MASTERBAIT 1st. It was UGLY ! MONTE and KAZDOG went home together and _ will never accept that either. We all agreed to _ again sometime soon. Well ... Most of us anyway, _ said they felt _ and will never _ again. O.K., for the most part we had fun. Maybe next time _ will bring _ instead!


P.S. If you are ever going to hang out and do _ with _ , make sure you _ 1st!!!



SHIT i gotta go, i'll finish this later. game coming on soon headed out its GO time

[Lsufan]

Good Job Longnex ...

LMAO @ .....

Kaptain must have drove because Wayne and LSUFAN are stoned

We all decided just to watch Am I smarter than a 5th grader . By the time it started Spark and the Kaptain reminded us that there was no school back when they grew up

P.S. If you are ever going to hang out and do anything with Bover , make sure you have your shots 1st!!!

[Lsufan]

OMG Dimer!!!!!!!

I can't wait till you finish ... I'm dying!!

Right after Tip Off,ANOTHER LIMEMOVER GOY happened!

No, KAPTAIN is though and he just posted 86 PLAYS FOR TODAY ROTATION #s INCLUDED . Bwahahahahaha 86 plays

Of course half the room wanted ROOK TO DRESS IN DRAG and the other half wanted THE ROOK #8 BEAR . EVERYONE loves the # 8 bear!!!!! ROFLMFAO ..... I'm in tears!!!!!!!!

By the time the night games started KB and ROOK had gone off to do WELL YOU'VE SEEN THE PHOTO BEFORE and MEG simply wanted to WATCH I can't breath!!!!

[longnex]

bump for lobster boy

[BillMill71]

A poor attempt at humor

So i'm hanging out with Dime and Wayne getting ready to watch the game when KB calls. He wanted to find out Dimes Super Secret Nascar system, and speak of his Jr mancrush with us and we decided to tell him to go f_ck himself. Right after Tip Off, some serious shit happened! Dime swallowed his own tongue eating Buffalo wings, and Wayne couldn't believe it and had to do some Ice Bong hits to keep laughing. We are watching all this happen mind you and Spark and Jesus (they were born in the same manger) shows up. At this point Spark and Jesus are trying to watch the paramedics resuscitate Dime and the rest of us are trying to watch the video of triple penetration . I was like hey LDawg, check out BC and see if JC is on there. No, Monte is though and he just posted “Spark can’t be with Jesus, because there is no God”. Suddenly the door bell rings and low and behold it's Kaptain, Frank and Coverboy (the three wisemen why not?) . My 1st thoughts are, how the hell did they get here and where is the incense and why did they bring Bover with them? Great, the house is now full of holy rollers, rednecks, weed heads and fags and we have totally missed Jesus breathing life into Dime at this point. We decided to all pitch in a few dollars and get some Hoes from MCP, Lovedoc called in and asked for a black one. We were having a fucked up day and figured let’s just bet against the public. Of course half the room wanted GG picks and the other half wanted Ace Ace’s. We all decided just to take Sparks Picks, since they were really made by Jesus, thus the reason they never lose. By the time the night games started Chung and Meg had gone off to do some X and JC simply wanted to have someone lick his ass. Nobody was in any condition to drive so we all decided to pack in Lovedocs Minivan for the night. The next morning Bover wanted to get up and cook everyone pancakes 1st. It was a good time had by all! Chuck and TWR went home together and Jesus will never accept that either. We all agreed to to have a Lobster or Lobster tail bake sometime soon. Well ... Most of us anyway, Rook and Co Capt said they were pissed and didn’t want to have to sit in the other room by themselves again. O.K., for the most part we had fun. Maybe next time Spark will bring the Devil to make us feel more comfortable instead!


P.S. If you are ever going to hang out and do X with Chung, make sure you rub one out 1st!!!

[wayne1218]

OMG Bill ... LMFAO at several things there!

[Spark]

These are great .... hahahaha


keep em coming .. thanks

[wayne1218]

These are great .... hahahaha


keep em coming .. thanks

How about yours there jumior???