"March Madness" MAd Lib

[wayne1218]

So i'm hanging out with _ getting ready to watch the game when _ calls. He wanted to _ with us and we decided to _ . Right after Tip Off, _ happened! _ couldn't believe it and had to _ . We are watching all this happen mind you and _ shows up. At this point _ and _ are trying to watch the _ and the rest of us are trying to watch the _ . I was like hey _ , check out BC and see if _ is on there. No, _ is though and he just posted _ . Suddenly the door bell rings and low and behold it's _ , _ and _ . My 1st thoughts are, how the hell did they _ and why did they bring _ with them? Great, the house is now full of _ and we have totally missed the _ at this point. We decided to all pitch in a few dollars and get some _ . We were having a _ day and figured _ . Of course half the room wanted _ and the other half wanted _ . We all decided just to _ . By the time the night games started _ and _ had gone off to do _ and _ simply wanted to _ . Nobody was in any condition to drive so we all decided to _ for the night. The next morning _ wanted to get up and _ 1st. It was _ ! _ and _ went home together and _ will never accept that either. We all agreed to _ again sometime soon. Well ... Most of us anyway, _ said they felt _ and will never _ again. O.K., for the most part we had fun. Maybe next time _ will bring _ instead!


P.S. If you are ever going to hang out and do _ with _ , make sure you _ 1st!!!

[Lsufan]

Wayne,

You should sticky this so more people could play along. I love these Mad Libs

[Lsufan]

Here's Mine

So I'm hanging out with The Rook getting ready to watch the game when Wayne calls. He wanted to come party with us and we decided to invite him over, but only if he brought over his friend, Mary Jane.

Right after Tip Off, an earthquake happened! Spark couldn't believe it and had to go change his Depends.

We are watching all this happen mind you and the police shows up. At this point Bover and LoveDoc are trying to watch Spark bounce around the room with a diaper full of shit and the rest of us are trying to watch Wayne hide the Mary Jane from the Po-Po.

I was like hey JBC, check out BC and see if Rwall is on there. No, Monte is there though and he just posted more picks from Ace Ace.

Suddenly the door bell rings and low and behold it's JMarty, his wife and ALL of their bugger eaters. My 1st thoughts are, how the hell did they get invited and why did they bring All 56 kids with them? Great, the house is now full of curtain climbers and we have totally missed the whole game at this point.

We decided to all pitch in a few dollars and get some girls from the Bunny Ranch. We were having an awesome day and figured it can only get better. Of course half the room wanted to pork the Bunny Ranch girls and the other half wanted to see the Kaptain’s saggy sack of ball. We all decided just to run the train on the Bunnies, and drink till we forgot our names.

By the time the night games started Kbsooner and The Underdog King had gone off to do Humpty Hump and Longnex simply wanted to watch them.

Nobody was in any condition to drive so we all decided to keep drinking and smoking for the night.

The next morning Kbsooner wanted to get up and start power drinking 1st. It was hillarious! Kaz and Meg went home together and Spark will never accept that either.

We all agreed to party again sometime soon. Well ... Most of us anyway. Seaofred said he felt he wasn’t really invited and will never deal with us again.

O.K., for the most part we had fun. Maybe next time Wayne will bring Lobster Rolls instead!


P.S. If you are ever going to hang out and do Mary Jane with Wayne, make sure you buy tons of snack food 1st!!!

[Spark]

awesome Jimmy ....



Wayne, move this sucker to the main forum ... It is too funny to keep here ....

[TheRook]

LMAO jimmy

[wayne1218]

OMG Jimmy. I'm literally in tears!

That will be hard to top buddy. There are some mAd Libs in there that i just didn't see coming and i can't see through the tears at this point ..............


"Bover and LoveDoc are trying to watch Spark bounce around the room with a diaper full of shit" LMAO

"Monte is there though and he just posted more picks from Ace Ace." OMG

"JMarty, his wife and ALL of their bugger eaters. My 1st thoughts are, how the hell did they get invited and why did they bring All 56 kids with them? Great, the house is now full of curtain climbers" Poor Marty

"girls from the Bunny Ranch" Yes Sir!

"By the time the night games started Kbsooner and The Underdog King had gone off to do Humpty Hump and Longnex simply wanted to watch them." 3 Perfect names there!

"Seaofred said he felt he wasn’t really invited and will never deal with us again." OMFG Funniest part of the whole post!

[TheRook]

bump


whay?


cause I want to

[Kaptain]

Jimmy---you crazy Bastage----I think you out-did your self here....I, like Wayne, had to finish this read through tears.......

You are one funny ass quick witted MoFo......

That was utterly great....kapt

[wayne1218]

So i'm hanging out with Memphis Mafia getting ready to watch the game when Spark calls. He wanted to stop over with meg and watch the game with us and we decided to plan a party at that point. Right after Tip Off, Meg shows up driving a 15 passenger van. Sure enough, out stumbles Spark, Kaptain, JT, JC, Grandpa, Coachb, Sacpac, Monte & savage. You guessed it, they had been up all night celebrating savage's bachelor party. I was like Meg, what happened? She said after agreeing to drive them around to all the strip clubs she realized there were going to be problems. To Quote her: "I've changed 4 diapers, stopped for cranberry juice 3 times, and stopped at a pay phone twice so savage could call the Scott Spreitzer comp line. What can i do, it was his party". I couldn't believe it and i had to carry each one of them into my house. We are watching all this happen mind you and RJ and linemover show up. At this point Kaz and longnex are trying to watch the show from behind some bushes across the street and the rest of us are trying to watch the games. I was like hey Spark , check out BC and see if kb is on there. No, Dimer is though and he just posted that Albany is a Lock for the Final 4. Suddenly the door bell rings and low and behold it's Lsufan , Bigmike and Big Weiner. My 1st thoughts are, how the hell did they all fit on one motorcycle and why did they bring a 4 foot bong with them? Great, the house is now full of Senior citizens, rednecks and high rollers and we have totally missed the games at this point. We decided to all pitch in a few dollars and get some chinese food. We were having a Profitable day and figured why not if RJ is paying. Of course half the room wanted to order seperate items and the other half wanted to just order a bunch of shit and make it like a Vegas buffet. We all decided just to order a bunch of different things and all seemed fine until a tipsy and somewhat rowdy Kaptain just started screaming and insisting we place our order by using the rotation numbers. All i could understand was something like they are there for a reason verne or something. Not sure why he called me verne but he was drinking some of Jc's moonshine. By the time the night games started Meg and lsufan had gone off to do some vodka shots and Kaz simply wanted to cry in his bush across the street. Nobody was in any condition to drive so we all decided to take turns in teams of 2 staying awake during the night. Although Monte was sleeping, he still could not be trusted with knives in the house for the night. The next morning Spark wanted to get up and get his sponge bath 1st. It was not pretty! RJ and linemover went home together and Meg will never accept that either. We all agreed to get together again sometime soon. Well ... Most of us anyway, Kaz and longnex said they felt betrayed waiting through the night in the bushes and will never play hide and go seek with us again. O.K., for the most part we had fun. Maybe next time RJ will bring chuck instead!


P.S. If you are ever going to hang out and do a March Madness party with Fossils , make sure you change everybody's diaper 1st!!!

[Lsufan]

Awesome Job Wayne!!!!


and why did they bring a 4 foot bong with them? Load It Up


Kaptain just started screaming and insisting we place our order by using the rotation numbers. All i could understand was something like they are there for a reason verne or something. Not sure why he called me verne but he was drinking some of Jc's moonshine.





Although Monte was sleeping, he still could not be trusted with knives in the house for the night. Isn't this the truth!!!



Great, the house is now full of Senior citizens, rednecks and high rollers



The next morning Spark wanted to get up and get his sponge bath 1st. Bwahahahahahahaha

Maybe now Wayne you can take over from BlackBeard and start coming up with more of these Libs. I've tried to write them, but just can't do it. All I can do is fill in the blanks.

[wayne1218]

You do well with those "Blanks" Jimmy! I wish more would give us their writing skills here!

[Lsufan]

You do well with those "Blanks" Jimmy! I wish more would give us their writing skills here!

More will see this tomorrow.

Dimer, JC, KB, Spark, Kaptain, Rook, Nex ...... Get your asses in here and submit your Lib!!!!!

[Spark]

again jimmy .. awesome ..


Now go and return my text I sent you 2 hours ago ... hahaha

[tech fan]

So i'm hanging out with Wayne and Monte_ getting ready to watch the game when Bill Clinton calls. He wanted to get high with us and we decided to Call IN some strippers.. Right after Tip Off, Sex happened!Spark couldn't believe it and had to Viagra up . We are watching all this happen mind you and Meg shows up. At this pointMonte and Savage are trying to watch the Debate and the rest of us are trying to watch the Sparkster get nasty . I was like hey Meg , check out BC and see if Chuck is on there. No,But Woody Hayes is though and he just posted in Chucks Thread . Suddenly the door bell rings and low and behold it's Bover 10dime and KB. My 1st thoughts are, how the hell did they BRING BOVERS GOAT and why did they bring CONDOMS with them? Great, the house is now full of GOAT ASS and we have totally missed the GAME at this point. We decided to all pitch in a few dollars and get some AIR FRESHNER. We were having a GREAT day and figured WE WERE UP $$$$. Of course half the room wanted pleasure bovers goat and the other half wanted watch the game . We all decided just to get high . By the time the night games started kb and Bover had gone off to do something crazy and they simply wanted to be left alone.. Nobody was in any condition to drive so we all decided to crash for the night. The next morning kb wanted to get up and bover 1st. It was Meg!Spark and Bovers goat went home together and Bovers boyfriend will never accept that either. We all agreed to Party again sometime soon. Well ... Most of us anyway, Bover said they felt used and will never bring sammy again. O.K., for the most part we had fun. Maybe next time Monte will bring Hillary gambling instead


P.S. If you are ever going to hang out and do hoops with BC , make sure you drinks so much u cant remember the night 1st!!!

ok

[wayne1218]

ok

LMAO