Chicago Bears humor

[longnex]

Q.What's the difference between the Bears and the Taliban?
> A. The Taliban has a running game.
>
> Q. What do the Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
> A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
>
> Q. How do you keep a Bears player out of your yard?
> A. Put up goal posts.
>
> Q. Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
> A. Soldier Field - they never get a touchdown there.
>
> Q. Why doesn't Springfield have an NFL team ?
> A. Because then Chicago would want one.
>
> Q. Why was Lovie Smith upset when the Bears playbook was stolen?
> A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
>
> Q. What's the difference between the Bears and a dollar bill?
> A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
>
> Q. What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super
> Bowl?
> A. The Chicago Bears
>
> Q. What do the Bears and possums have in common?
> A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
>
> Q. How can you tell when the Bears are going to run the football?
> A. Jones leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.

[jimlv2]

Hi longnex

Har har har de har har...lol very good, but somehow methinks the word `Bears` was substituted for the `Saints` of seasons past lol.....I remember when Jim Mora was coaching them during training camps, he would ask Mike Ditka if the Bears would run through some scrimmages with them...I always liked Mora, but at that time, unlike Ditka, he didn`t have much talent to work with...This should be an excellent game...GL buddy

[Coach_G]

[baseballdave]

[SACPAC]

FUNNY SHIT

GO SAINTS GO...

[TMAC951]

LMFAO!! Now thats funny right there I dont care who ya are..

[eaglesfan]

lol.......im gonna add the eagles in on that one