Q.What's the difference between the Bears and the Taliban?
> A. The Taliban has a running game.
>
> Q. What do the Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
> A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
>
> Q. How do you keep a Bears player out of your yard?
> A. Put up goal posts.
>
> Q. Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
> A. Soldier Field - they never get a touchdown there.
>
> Q. Why doesn't Springfield have an NFL team ?
> A. Because then Chicago would want one.
>
> Q. Why was Lovie Smith upset when the Bears playbook was stolen?
> A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
>
> Q. What's the difference between the Bears and a dollar bill?
> A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
>
> Q. What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super
> Bowl?
> A. The Chicago Bears
>
> Q. What do the Bears and possums have in common?
> A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
>
> Q. How can you tell when the Bears are going to run the football?
> A. Jones leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
> A. The Taliban has a running game.
>
> Q. What do the Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
> A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
>
> Q. How do you keep a Bears player out of your yard?
> A. Put up goal posts.
>
> Q. Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
> A. Soldier Field - they never get a touchdown there.
>
> Q. Why doesn't Springfield have an NFL team ?
> A. Because then Chicago would want one.
>
> Q. Why was Lovie Smith upset when the Bears playbook was stolen?
> A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
>
> Q. What's the difference between the Bears and a dollar bill?
> A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
>
> Q. What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super
> Bowl?
> A. The Chicago Bears
>
> Q. What do the Bears and possums have in common?
> A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
>
> Q. How can you tell when the Bears are going to run the football?
> A. Jones leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
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