bIN lADEN dEAD

[Guns]

As a proud American it is my right to questions things ... I will have to give all the credit in the world to Obama for giving the ok IF Osama was in there ... I am hearing too many versions of what went on and what happened ... I just want some proof .. it is amazing no pics of him dead ... no pics of us throwing him over-board ... nothing that proves he has not been dead for years ... but I know, the government says we got him and we ALL know how much we can trust them ...

HE says he does not want to show the pics because they are too gory .. are you kidding me??? I guess it was ok when we saw John Kennedy's head explode in that Limo from a so called Oswald's rifle ... wasn't it amazing how he got shot by a nobody called Ruby for no reason ... and we saw all of that on TV years and years ago .. hmmmm ... but let's trust our government .. doesn't it make sense to you to question our government instead of taking things at face value ...

I honestly hope some day you can throw this post in my face ... but for right now it all does not make sense to me ... until then, call me a skeptic

Spark,
They will come out once things settle down a little. Either way, there will be people that question whether the photo is doctored when it does get "leaked".

I am fascinated by this entire mission. I want more info, but I realize that what I receive, the bad guys will also receive. I am fine with them sifting through the info seized, and then releasing what they can. I also have no doubt that Bin Laden is dead, but want to see the picture to satisfy my personal need for revenge and to put this miserable chapter behind me once and for all. I never knew anyone directly touched by 911, but as an American, I have taken it personally.

[Dat Boi E]

[savage1]

More from Andy Borowitz:

Bin Laden Invested Millions in Company That Makes 3-oz. Bottles of Liquids and Gels
Seized Computers Yield Shocking Discovery

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In a shocking revelation gleaned from computers seized in his compound in Pakistan, Osama bin Laden spent millions of dollars investing in a company that makes 3-ounce bottles of liquid and gels.

According to CIA director Leon Panetta, Mr. bin Laden’s fervor for investing in the tiny bottle company, Trav-L-Size Inc., may have dwarfed his passion for jihad.

“We haven’t found anything in the computers that indicate Osama bin Laden wanted to rule the world,” Mr. Panetta said. “However, it is clear that he wanted to corner the market in 3-ounce bottles.”

In addition to Mr. bin Laden’s passion for 3-ounce bottles, seized computer files portray a man bent on controlling the world’s supply of slip-on shoes and loafers.

“Over the last nine years, Osama bin Laden had poured millions of dollars into a company called Reid Loafer Inc., founded by the so-called ‘shoe bomber’ Richard Reid,” he said.

Mr. Panetta said that the CIA still has much to learn about Mr. bin Laden’s years as a fugitive, but said the fact that he lived in Pakistan for six years without phone service “suggests the involvement of AT&T.”

In other bin Laden news, Mr. Panetta said Mr. bin Laden’s dying words were, “On the plus side, this is going to totally screw Trump."

Elsewhere, a Pakistani military spokesman denied any connection with the fallen al Qaeda leader, stating, “We were just Facebook friends.”

And in what some see as conclusive proof that Osama bin Laden is dead, Dick Cheney appeared on Fox to take credit for it.

[grandmama]

As a proud American it is my right to questions things ... I will have to give all the credit in the world to Obama for giving the ok IF Osama was in there ... I am hearing too many versions of what went on and what happened ... I just want some proof .. it is amazing no pics of him dead ... no pics of us throwing him over-board ... nothing that proves he has not been dead for years ... but I know, the government says we got him and we ALL know how much we can trust them ...

HE says he does not want to show the pics because they are too gory .. are you kidding me??? I guess it was ok when we saw John Kennedy's head explode in that Limo from a so called Oswald's rifle ... wasn't it amazing how he got shot by a nobody called Ruby for no reason ... and we saw all of that on TV years and years ago .. hmmmm ... but let's trust our government .. doesn't it make sense to you to question our government instead of taking things at face value ...

I honestly hope some day you can throw this post in my face ... but for right now it all does not make sense to me ... until then, call me a skeptic

looks like you made a nice transition from birther to deather. What do you have to say for yourself now that Obama showed the world his birth certificate? Do you think it's real sparky?

[Guns]

looks like you made a nice transition from birther to deather. What do you have to say for yourself now that Obama showed the world his birth certificate? Do you think it's real sparky?

please.

Not nice to call out The

[Spark]

looks like you made a nice transition from birther to deather. What do you have to say for yourself now that Obama showed the world his birth certificate? Do you think it's real sparky?

hahahahahaha

granny, granny, granny

What do I have to say for myself??? I say it is about time he proved it ... it took pressure from Trump for him to do it ...

I am sorry I am not as gullible as others ... been around too long kid ...

[kbsooner21]

If he had the birth certificate all along, why not show it the first time it was mentioned so it was never an issue again?

[ToDaClub]

If he had the birth certificate all along, why not show it the first time it was mentioned so it was never an issue again?

It takes a while to get one made and put in the records file when no one is looking!

[Spark]

Do you think it was strange that he showed the birth certificate one week .. and the next week we get Osama???


I know, I am a weird thinker ..

[ToDaClub]

[grandmama]

Spark, i was around for watergate, Iran contra, and the lies about the wmds in Iraq; all 3 were serious lies that GOP presidents made while in office. Obama hasn't lied about his birth certificate, nor has he lied about killing Osama. Trust me, there would've already been a leak by now if either were untrue. The three events I mentioned above stunk from the get go, and there were leaks shortly after the events took place. I like a good conspiracy, but there would've already been a leak by now. The birth certificate and Osama things are just as crazy and far fetched as those nut bags that thought bush had something to do with 911.

[savage1]

Spark, i was around for watergate, Iran contra, and the lies about the wmds in Iraq; all 3 were serious lies that GOP presidents made while in office. Obama hasn't lied about his birth certificate, nor has he lied about killing Osama. Trust me, there would've already been a leak by now if either were untrue. The three events I mentioned above stunk from the get go, and there were leaks shortly after the events took place. I like a good conspiracy, but there would've already been a leak by now. The birth certificate and Osama things are just as crazy and far fetched as those nut bags that thought bush had something to do with 911.

Initially I thought it might have been good idea to show the photos as proof, but I think all things considered, the evidence is totally overwhelming that his assassination was the real deal, and I respect the Adminstration's decision for various reasons not to show the photos.

[savage1]

May 13, 2011
Based on Huge Porn Stash Recovered, CIA Believes Bin Laden Acted Alone
Filth Disrupted Terror Plots, Spy Agency Says

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – After seizing an enormous cache of porn from his compound in Pakistan, the CIA said today that it now has a new theory about fallen al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden.

“It’s clear that Osama bin Laden acted alone,” said CIA director Leon Panetta. “And he spent most of his waking hours doing just that.”

Mr. Panetta siad there were still many unanswered questions about Mr. Bin Laden's porn stash, "like how he kept it hidden with three wives in the house."

As the CIA spent most of the week removing bin Laden’s porn stash, which weighed over nine metric tons, intelligence analysts said they would have to spend “many, many days” analyzing the trove to determine its true value.

Meanwhile, on Capitol Hill, calls faded for the release of pictures of bin Laden, but there was increased pressure for the release of his extensive porn collection.

“I think we all have a right to have access to these materials,” said Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY). “I’m just sorry that John Ensign isn’t around for this.”

As the revelations regarding bin Laden’s unquenchable porn appetite came to light, intelligence experts said that porn may have been America’s single most powerful weapon in disrupting terror plots.

“There’s no doubt about it,” CIA director Panetta said. “Porn has kept America safe.”

Experts said that this new assessment could result in a Congressional Medal of Honor for Jenna Jameson, who today was named Ambassador to Pakistan.