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Just wait til football season and he puts in a I just shit an @ in the In Game ThreadOriginally posted by kbsooner21 View PostWhat an appropriate thread for this comment
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A Japanese doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
took the kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor said, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks."
A British doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and
have them both looking for work in two weeks."
A Chicago doctor, not to be outdone, said, "You guys are way behind. We
took a man with no brains out of Chicago , put him in the White House,
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Subject: Fox news caves to Presidential pressure
In response to President Obama's complaint that FOX News doesn't show enough Black and Hispanic people on their network, FOX has announced that they will air " America's Most Wanted" TWICE a week from now on.
It's a joke
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
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What better thread to ax such an important issue facing Americans today???Originally posted by kbsooner21 View PostWhat an appropriate thread for this comment
You quit taking your Lexapro?Questions, comments, complaints:
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Re: Deficit in July Totals $165.04 Billion (Bankrupt America? YES WE CAN!!)POMO Closes: $3.6 Billion In Debt Monetized, Morgan Stanley Predictive Prowess Still Spotless
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/19/2010 10:22 -0500
Today's POMO has closed, with the Fed monetizing $3.609 billion in debt, far more than previously expected, and much more than last auction's $2.5 billion (is Liberty 33 sweating in its reliquification attempts courtesy of today's nightmarish economic date). The hit rate was also worse than the previous one, coming in at 16.5%, with 12.2% previously (another way of saying this is that the submitted/accepted ratio was 6.07). And yet again, Morgan Stanley was spotless, with its 9 bond predictions all eligible for purchases, and in fact seeing 6 of the 9 proposed issues purchased by the Fed. In a basket which had 27 eligible CUSIPs, this is quite an impressive result
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Lies, Lies, Lies, thats all this progressive fool is
All on tape, all for your viewing pleasure
Obama ‘American Agenda’ Flashback: Dems Should Not Pass Healthcare With a 50-Plus-1 Strategy
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Never banged a Mexican, did do a Guaman one time in highschool, if Mexicans are like Guamans, I would do one.
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The economy is so bad that...
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
African television stations are now showing ' Sponsor an American Child' commercials!
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can' t afford Batteries.
I ordered a burger at McDonald' s and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO' s are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
My ATM gave me an IOU!
I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald' s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn' t afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Motel Six won' t leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by
the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck...Comment
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