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>>>>I can't stand it anymore, so I'm moving on if Obama can pull
>>>> some strings for me.
>>>>
>>>> Hope they have some nice golf courses in Mexico
>>>>
>>>> Dear Mr. President:
>>>>
>>>> I'm planning to move my family and extended family into
>>>> Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
>>>> We're planning to simply walk across the border from the
>>>> U.S. into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few
>>>> arrangements.
>>>>
>>>> We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,
>>>> immigration quotas and laws.
>>>>
>>>> I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do
>>>> here.. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon,
>>>> that I'm on my way over?
>>>>
>>>> Please let him know that I will be expecting the
>>>> following:
>>>>
>>>> 1. Free medical care for my entire family.
>>>>
>>>> 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all
>>>> services I might need, whether I use them or not.
>>>>
>>>> 3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.
>>>>
>>>> 4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking
>>>> (bi-lingual) teachers.>> >
>>>>
>>>> 5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on
>>>> American culture and history.
>>>>
>>>> 6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of
>>>> the flag poles at their school..
>>>>
>>>> 7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and
>>>> lunch.
>>>>
>>>> 8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can
>>>> get easy access to government services.
>>>>
>>>> 9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but, I
>>>> don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any
>>>> special effort to learn local traffic laws.
>>>>
>>>> 10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not
>>>> get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure
>>>> that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
>>>>
>>>> 11.. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put
>>>> US.. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July
>>>> 4th.
>>>> I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the
>>>> locals.
>>>>
>>>> 12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or
>>>> have
>>>> any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
>>>>
>>>> 13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people
>>>> to be extremely nice and never say a critical things about me
>>>> or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
>>>>
>>>> 14. I want to receive free food stamps.
>>>>
>>>> 15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
>>>>
>>>> 16. I'll need Income tax credits so although I don't pay Mexican
>>>> Taxes, I'll receive money from the government.
>>>>
>>>> 17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't pays $
>>>> 4,500 to help me buy a new car.
>>>>
>>>> 18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into
>>>> the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income
>>>> in retirement.
>>>>
>>>> I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things
>>>> for all his people who come to the U.S. from
>>>> Mexico. I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the
>>>> favor if you ask him nicely.
>>>>
>>>> Thank you so much for your kind help.
>>>> You the man!!!
>>>> Joe American
>>>> some strings for me.
>>>>
>>>> Hope they have some nice golf courses in Mexico
>>>>
>>>> Dear Mr. President:
>>>>
>>>> I'm planning to move my family and extended family into
>>>> Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
>>>> We're planning to simply walk across the border from the
>>>> U.S. into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few
>>>> arrangements.
>>>>
>>>> We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,
>>>> immigration quotas and laws.
>>>>
>>>> I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do
>>>> here.. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon,
>>>> that I'm on my way over?
>>>>
>>>> Please let him know that I will be expecting the
>>>> following:
>>>>
>>>> 1. Free medical care for my entire family.
>>>>
>>>> 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all
>>>> services I might need, whether I use them or not.
>>>>
>>>> 3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.
>>>>
>>>> 4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking
>>>> (bi-lingual) teachers.>> >
>>>>
>>>> 5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on
>>>> American culture and history.
>>>>
>>>> 6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of
>>>> the flag poles at their school..
>>>>
>>>> 7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and
>>>> lunch.
>>>>
>>>> 8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can
>>>> get easy access to government services.
>>>>
>>>> 9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but, I
>>>> don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any
>>>> special effort to learn local traffic laws.
>>>>
>>>> 10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not
>>>> get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure
>>>> that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
>>>>
>>>> 11.. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put
>>>> US.. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July
>>>> 4th.
>>>> I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the
>>>> locals.
>>>>
>>>> 12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or
>>>> have
>>>> any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
>>>>
>>>> 13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people
>>>> to be extremely nice and never say a critical things about me
>>>> or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
>>>>
>>>> 14. I want to receive free food stamps.
>>>>
>>>> 15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
>>>>
>>>> 16. I'll need Income tax credits so although I don't pay Mexican
>>>> Taxes, I'll receive money from the government.
>>>>
>>>> 17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't pays $
>>>> 4,500 to help me buy a new car.
>>>>
>>>> 18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into
>>>> the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income
>>>> in retirement.
>>>>
>>>> I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things
>>>> for all his people who come to the U.S. from
>>>> Mexico. I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the
>>>> favor if you ask him nicely.
>>>>
>>>> Thank you so much for your kind help.
>>>> You the man!!!
>>>> Joe American
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