I am moving to Mexico

[Spark]

The Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.








After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side.

[vols fan]

The Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.








After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side.

[Spark]

In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: " Barocky Road ."

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you at no charge.

You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.

Are you stimulated?

[Spark]

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.




`
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser
.



Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other
is for housing prisoners.





Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!





Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.





Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

[Celtics86]

This is an out and out LIE and racist as well....

[jordanrules23]

This is an out and out LIE and racist as well....

now thats calling the kettle black

[Spark]

This is an out and out LIE and racist as well....

Look who is calling someone racists ...

[Celtics86]

How am I the racist?

[grandmama]

to associate Obama with terrorism is over the top. I have a good sense of humor, but that poster said, just wait, as if he's going to change America into a radical muslim state. Some posters are funny, but this poster uses the 'fear factor'. what website are all of these pics coming from? I'd like to take a look at it.

[Spark]

to associate Obama with terrorism is over the top. I have a good sense of humor, but that poster said, just wait, as if he's going to change America into a radical muslim state. Some posters are funny, but this poster uses the 'fear factor'. what website are all of these pics coming from? I'd like to take a look at it.

I got it in an e-mail ...




I did not take it that way ...Maybe I misunderstood it ...

[jordanrules23]

I got it in an e-mail ...




I did not take it that way ...Maybe I misunderstood it ...

i didnt take it that way either

[Spark]

Now, let me get this straight......we're passing a health care plan written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it, to be signed by a president that also is exempt from it and hasn't read it and who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that's broke.

What the hell could possibly go wrong?

[BigWeiner]

Now, let me get this straight......we're passing a health care plan written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it, to be signed by a president that also is exempt from it and hasn't read it and who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that's broke.

What the hell could possibly go wrong?

Seriously, did they have Pfizer stock or something? On a side note, it's really sad how many doctors are obese and smoke. They probably eat McDonalds for every meal and than prescribe themselves Lipitor.

[jcindaville]

In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: " Barocky Road ."

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you at no charge.

You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.

Are you stimulated?

[Stern162]