Bettorschat Mad Libs #8: The ______'s Of Summer

[Blackbeard]

KBS:
waynes hippie lettuce &
Bover with a cucumber in his turd cutter

Lmfao

[CoverBoy]

Bettorschat Mad Libs #8: The JOYS Of Summer

As promised, here it is before my 5000th post, do a search for mad libs to view the previous editions, fill in the blanks:

Hardball season again, and as luck would have it, most of the BC crew(the good guys… not the lurkers, scammers & bashers who were busy cornholeing each other yet again) had scored luxury skybox seats at Yankee Stadium to watch the hated red sox(its my story, so sue me)


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WAYNE was dressed in the gayest pink “I heart red sox” shirt, and he had brought 2 containers of K-Y WARMING OIL and the lateset issue of THE NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF MEDICINE, POINT SHAVING, AND BASIC ALUMINUM SIDING.

HUSKER & SURVEYOR had just finished their footlong eating contest and decided to order a couple of hot dogs to clear their palates. Over by the bar, SPARK was telling ANYONE WHO WOULD LISTEN about his enlarged HEMHORROIDAL PRODUCTION, & his urges to LICK THEM several times a day, many of the guys were extremely FUCKING CREEPED OUT !!!!.

BIG MIKE had just polished off his 20th shrimp cocktail and reached for the room service phone… “send up 2 dozen IRANIAN HOOKERS, 3 fried CHICKEN LIVERS , 11 BLACK DILDO ’s, 10 orders of MOO SHU PORK , hold on a sec, you guys want anything? No…, ok just that and a breath mint”

Manny Ramirez received a thunderous round of boos as he came to bat, YOU KNOW WHO tore off his pink shirt and had another frilly pink tee on that said I’m GAY for Manny…. OR ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH NEW ENGLAND … ESPECIALLY THE CLAM CHOWDER.

LSU JIMMY & JOSH COOR and were getting hammered on beer and EACH OTHER’S KNOCKWURST when Manny struck out weekly. 2 of the hired strippers were in g-strings and giving a lap dance to GRIFFEY MOJO , who was face deep in flesh and had a finger in 10 DIME’S ASS PIPE and a LOUISVILLE SLUGGER in his own STRETCHED OUT AND EXTREMELY DISTRESSED AND DISTENDED COLON , he shouted “This is the life”.


It was the seventh inning CHEECH had still not shown up, Ortiz had struck out for the 3rd time and the Yanks were up 12-0, WAYNE still had a BUG up his ASS . BLACKBEARD muttered something about a dirty sanchez on first base? He was so drunk, JCINDAVILLE & MARTY MART decided to put makeup and some of the strippers clothes on him and dropped him off at the RED SOX DUGOUT FOR A BLOW JOB OR TWO FROM JOSH BECKETT WHO IS A KNOWN FRUITCAKE AND A HALF OF A NANCY BOY. Don’t worry guys, he’s done this before”.

VINNIE B was waving his TWELVE INCH PIN – STRIPED SCHLONG around like a lunatic. SPARK and KAPTAIN were trying to fill up EACH OTHER’S COLOSTOMY BAGS so they would have a souvenier to take home.

It was the bottom of the BARREL FOR ALL BC DEGENERATES WHO BET THE UNDER and those scum BUCKET RED SOX had tied it up on 3 mariano rivera grand slams(it could happen), “I hate the Sox” said R WALL WALLY.

“Extra innings” shouted COVERBOY WHO WAS LOOKING DAPPER AND MOST STUD LIKE AS USUAL WITH A GORGEOUS ACTRESS ON EITHER SIDE OF HIM AND A FEW MORE JUST WAITING AROUND TO GET THEIR CHANCE WITH HIM … HOPING TO WIN THE LOTTERY LIKE SO MANY OTHER WOMEN ALL OVER THE WORLD WHO WORSHIP THE GROUND HE WALKS ON…. more chances for me to get TO MEET ALL THE LADIES AT THE BALL PARK and finally finish my AUTOGRAPH SIGNING.

Just than Arod belted a walk off homer, WAYNE & MONTE kissed each other awkwardly at first, & than the tongues were flying. GARY PHONEPOLE gave BOTH WAYNE CHUNG AND LARRY ONIONS a high HARD BONE JOB and BIG TICKET was in the corner sobbing in his neon yellow “I caught Varitek and he pitched” tee shirt.

Alas, the BC crew had to part ways yet again, and wait for their transportation and the next episode of bettorschat mad libs.

[Lsufan]

I'm Bored ... Round 2

Coverboy was dressed in the gayest pink “I heart red sox” shirt, and he had brought 2 containers of Prosciutto-Wrapped Shrimp & Pork with Sweet Garlic and Fennel: Arista con Aglio e Finocchio and the latest issue of Giada De Laurentiis’ cookbook … Everyday Italian. LarryOnion & BigTicket had just finished their foot long eating contest and decided to order a couple of hot dogs to clear their palates. Over by the bar, The Kaptain was telling Savage1 about his enlarged hemroids, & his urges to rip a few of those loud, vibrating flatulents, in order to shake-up his roids several times a day, many of the guys were extremely disgusted at the smell of those “old people” farts. 10DimeDoughboy had just polished off his 20th shrimp cocktail and reached for the room service phone… “Send up 2 dozen glazed doughnuts , 3 fried oyster loafs, 11 bottles of Pepto-Bismol, 10 orders of New York style cheese cake, hold on a sec, you guys want anything? No…, ok just that and a breath mint”

Manny Ramirez received a thunderous round of boos as he came to bat, Longnex tore off his pink shirt and had another frilly pink tee on that said I’m gay for Manny. Jcindaville & CheCheBoFumbe were getting hammered on beer and man spackle shots when Manny struck out weekly. 2 of the hired strippers were in g-strings and giving a lap dance to LoveDoc, who was face deep in flesh and had a finger in a portion of jalapeno, nacho cheese sauce and a reversed Prince Albert piercing in his own penis, shouted “This is the life”.

It was the seventh inning & Spark, who was believed to be tied up in his quilting class at the Nursing Home, had still not shown up. Ortiz had struck out for the 3rd time, the Yanks were up 12-0, & The Rook still had his battery powered pocket pussy, set on high speed, in his underwear. Chuck E. Cheese muttered something about a Dirty Sanchez on first base? He was so drunk, Spaarkie & Homer decided to put makeup and some of the strippers clothes on him and dropped him off at the 24 hour Tanning Bed Salon, “Don’t worry guys, he’s done this before”. Sandman was waving his ”I Need More Views” pennant around like a lunatic. Tigger, and Moondog were trying to fill up their pocket’s with used tampons from the ladies restroom so they would have a souvenir to take home.

It was the bottom of the 9th and those scum bag snot suckers had tied it up on 3 Mariano Rivera grand slams (it could happen), “I hate the Sox” said Blackbeard. “Extra innings” shouted Wayne1218, more chances for me to get ”my smoke on” and finally finish my dime bag of Giggle Weed. Just then Arod belted a walk off homer. Bhs4life & JBC13 kissed each other awkwardly at first, & then the tongues were flying. Bover1 gave Kbsooner a high stiff boner in his Hershey Highway hole and RJeremy was in the corner sobbing in his neon yellow “I caught Varitek and he pitched” tee shirt.

Alas, the BC crew had to part ways yet again, and wait for their transportation and the next episode of Bettorschat mad libs.

[Lsufan]

Omg ... Rofl

LSU JIMMY & JOSH COOR and were getting hammered on beer and EACH OTHER’S KNOCKWURST when Manny struck out weekly. 2 of the hired strippers were in g-strings and giving a lap dance to GRIFFEY MOJO , who was face deep in flesh and had a finger in 10 DIME’S ASS PIPE and a LOUISVILLE SLUGGER in his own STRETCHED OUT AND EXTREMELY DISTRESSED AND DISTENDED COLON , he shouted “This is the life”.

It takes a sick puppy to come up with a word like KNOCKWURST

[Blackbeard]

Bwahahahahaha...the 2 of you guys have way too much time on your hands, betweens CB's formatting, editing and font changes and Jimmys double entry(2nd 1 blows away the first)

anyways, may face hurts, needed a good laugh or 300

[jcindaville]

Spark was telling JBC about his enlarged kidney stones
Bover had a finger in his boyfriends butt and a cucumber in his own turd cutter
Drop me off at my family reunion for some ass

KB that was fucking hiliarous, well done you bastage

[jcindaville]

CB
Each others Knockworst
10dimes asspie, Louisville slugger distressed colon OMG
Spark and Kapt filling up one anothers colostomy bags

You guys are way more creative than me, these are friggin great.


Thank you Blackbeard, these are making my day

[jcindaville]

Jimmy
Man spackle shots
Rook battery powered pocket pussy(he will need that)OMG
24 hr tanning bed salon
I need more views pendant OMG
Bover gave KB the stiff one in the hershey highway

[CoverBoy]

Blackbeard

Congrats on your 5,000 th !!!

Thanks for your Mad Libs ... these really bring all of us together.


YOU ALL ARE FUCKING NUTS

AM I THE ONLY SANE ONE IN BC ?


LOL

-Neil

[SustainDan]

TMAC was dressed in the gayest pink “I heart red sox” shirt, and he had brought 2 containers of Fast Actin' Tenactin and the lateset issue of We Love Old Ladies With Extra Wrinkles Magazine. 10DIME"DOUGHBOY" & JBC had just finished their footlong eating contest and decided to order a couple of hot dogs to clear their palates. Over by the bar, RON JEREMY was telling SCOTT-TRADE about his enlarged MAN-BAG SPERM CARRIER , & his urges to Drive his limosine several times a day, many of the guys were extremely ready to stick their cocks in his belly button hole but it was already filled. Spark had just polished off his 20th shrimp cocktail and reached for the room service phone… “send up 2 dozen cases of meg's legs, 3 fried manmeats, 11 shuffleboard’s, 10 orders of your finest artheritis medicine preferably the kind that cures body artheritis, hold on a sec, you guys want anything? No…, ok just that and a breath mint”

Manny Ramirez received a thunderous round of boos as he came to bat, Ricky Williams tore off his pink shirt and had another frilly pink tee on that said I’m, gay for Manny. Wayne, who was high as an astronaut, & Bover, who was also higher than the moon, were getting hammered on beer and blunts laced with lobster rolls when Manny struck out weekly. 2 of the hired strippers were in g-strings and giving a lap dance to Kaptain, who was face deep in flesh and had a finger in her fathers asshole and a sailboat filled to the brim with crew members in his own rectum, which consisted of highly condensed sea water, he shouted “This is the life”.

It was the seventh inning Homer, where the fuck is this guy, had still not shown up, Ortiz had struck out for the 3rd time and the Yanks were up 12-0, The newspaper boy, who noone even knew or has ever talked to, still had a lump of lambskin from the depths of Sparks pocket when he retrieved this from Moses, in his second layer of jellyrolls. Musclemann, who was infact a gay 12 year old from the hard streets of Los Angeles, muttered something about a dirty sanchez on first base? He was so drunk, BIG WEINER, who really has a small scrotum, & ChuckE, who was already a makeup artist, decided to put makeup and some of the strippers clothes on him and dropped him off at the border of Mexico, “ Don’t worry guys, he’s done this before”. KBsooner, his head still spinning from watching all that Neckcar, was waving his minature rooster toy, hoping one day to move up on the farm as a milk man, pulling the cows multiple cocks, around like a lunatic. MemphisMafia, and Wiz, while he was sucking his mothers penis, were trying to fill up pointless post's so they would have a souvenier to take home.

It was the bottom of the pile of warm bodies that were heavily involved in animal sex and those scum swallowers’s had tied it up on 3 mariano rivera grand slams(it could happen), “I hate the Sox” said Dan Marino, while he waved his hands in the air just so everyone could see his invisible superbowl rings. “Extra innings” shouted RAIN MAN more chances for me to get my winning locks a win, for once, and finally finish my drink, which was made of up, old man's pubic hair and Monica Lewinskys very own applesauce. Just than Arod belted a walk off homer, RJ, since he had no picks to give out because it was before gametime, & Coverboy, that Italian stallion knows he loves manbags, kissed each other awkwardly at first, & than the tongues were flying. WayneO gave Bover, who was distracted taking a bong rip, a high reaction, because both of them were SO fucking high, and 10Dime, crying because he accidently Ate Meg, was in the corner sobbing in his neon yellow “I caught Varitek and he pitched” tee shirt.


HOPE THIS IS OK GUYS...not offending anyone just being funny

DAN

[jcoor3]

LSU JIMMY & JOSH COOR and were getting hammered on beer and EACH OTHER’S KNOCKWURST

Good stuff!
Can you send some strippers our way? I don't want to see Jimmy's Knockwurst anymore. LOL

[10DimeBry]

these are great. LMAO

[Lsufan]

Wayne, who was high as an astronaut, & Bover, who was also higher than the moon, were getting hammered on beer and blunts laced with lobster rolls when Manny struck out weekly.

:smoking: :smoking:

[jcindaville]

these are great. LMAO

after your refusal to talk to BB,your ass better do one

[10DimeBry]

Hardball season again, and as luck would have it, most of the BC crew(the good guys… not the lurkers, scammers & bashers who were busy cornholeing each other yet again) had scored luxury skybox seats at Yankee Stadium to watch the hated red sox(its my story, so sue me)

RJeremy was dressed in the gayest pink “I heart red sox” shirt, and he had brought 2 containers of DIET SIERRA MIST and the lateset issue of GQ. LOVEDOC & BLACKBEARD had just finished their footlong eating contest and decided to order a couple of hot dogs to clear their palates. Over by the bar, BIG MIKE was telling SAVAGE1 about his enlarged RECTUM, & his urges to MOLEST FARM ANIMALS several times a day, many of the guys were extremely AROUSED. KBSOONER had just polished off his 20th shrimp cocktail and reached for the room service phone… “send up 2 dozen SHEEP, 3 fried TURKEY'S, 11 QUART’s OF 10w30, 10 orders of FROG LEGS, hold on a sec, you guys want anything? No…, ok just that and a breath mint”

Manny Ramirez received a thunderous round of boos as he came to bat, TONY VEGAS tore off his pink shirt and had another frilly pink tee on that said I’m, gay for Manny. SPARK & KAPTAIN were getting hammered on beer and MEG25'S LEGS when Manny struck out weekly. 2 of the hired strippers were in g-strings and giving a lap dance to SUSTAINDAN, who was face deep in flesh and had a finger in TMAC'S EAR and a CAN OF SPAM in his own MOUTH, he shouted “This is the life”.

It was the seventh inning CHINA BEACH had still not shown up, Ortiz had struck out for the 3rd time and the SOX were up 12-0, THEROOK still had TAT3 in his ARMS. BOVER1 muttered something about a dirty sanchez on first base? He was so drunk, TOM FOOLERY & CHUCK E CHEESE decided to put makeup and some of the strippers clothes on him and dropped him off at the THE BLUE OYSTER BAR, “ Don’t worry guys, he’s done this before”. JBC13 was waving his FOOD STAMPS around like a lunatic. BHS, and DCCOUGER were trying to fill up PEARL NECKLACE's so they would have a souvenier to take home.

It was the bottom of the 9TH and those scum YANKEES’s had tied it up on 3 JOHN PAPELBON grand slams(it could happen), “I hate the YANKEES” said 10DIMEBRY. “Extra innings” shouted WAYNE1218, more chances for me to get STONED and finally finish my HIPPIE LETTUCE. Just than BIG PAPI belted a walk off homer, TWOTONTONY & JMARTY kissed each other awkwardly at first, & than the tongues were flying. JHEDRICK gave HOMER115 a high FIVE and HOMER was in the corner sobbing in his neon yellow CAR “I caught Varitek and he pitched” tee shirt.

Alas, the BC crew had to part ways yet again, and wait for their transportation and the next episode of bettorschat mad libs