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Bettorschat Mad Libs #8: The ______'s Of Summer
As promised, here it is before my 5000th post, do a search for mad libs to view the previous editions, fill in the blanks:
Hardball season again, and as luck would have it, most of the BC crew(the good guys… not the lurkers, scammers & bashers who were busy cornholeing each other yet again) had scored luxury skybox seats at Yankee Stadium to watch the hated red sox(its my story, so sue me)
________ was dressed in the gayest pink “I heart red sox” shirt, and he had brought 2 containers of _______ and the lateset issue of ______. _______ & _______ had just finished their footlong eating contest and decided to order a couple of hot dogs to clear their palates. Over by the bar, ______ was telling _______ about his enlarged _______ , & his urges to _______ several times a day, many of the guys were extremely _______. _______ had just polished off his 20th shrimp cocktail and reached for the room service phone… “send up 2 dozen _______ , 3 fried ______, 11 ______’s, 10 orders of _______, hold on a sec, you guys want anything? No…, ok just that and a breath mint”
Manny Ramirez received a thunderous round of boos as he came to bat, _______tore off his pink shirt and had another frilly pink tee on that said I’m, gay for Manny. _______ & _______ and were getting hammered on beer and _______ when Manny struck out weekly. 2 of the hired strippers were in g-strings and giving a lap dance to ______, who was face deep in flesh and had a finger in _______ and a ______ in his own ______, he shouted “This is the life”.
It was the seventh inning _______ had still not shown up, Ortiz had struck out for the 3rd time and the Yanks were up 12-0, _______ still had a ______ in his ______. _______ muttered something about a dirty sanchez on first base? He was so drunk, ______ & ______ decided to put makeup and some of the strippers clothes on him and dropped him off at the _______, “ Don’t worry guys, he’s done this before”. _______ was waving his ______ around like a lunatic. _______, and ______ were trying to fill up ______'s so they would have a souvenier to take home.
It was the bottom of the ______ and those scum_____’s had tied it up on 3 mariano rivera grand slams(it could happen), “I hate the Sox” said ______. “Extra innings” shouted ______, more chances for me to get_______ and finally finish my_______. Just than Arod belted a walk off homer, _______ & _______ kissed each other awkwardly at first, & than the tongues were flying. _______ gave _______ a high _______ and _______ was in the corner sobbing in his neon yellow “I caught Varitek and he pitched” tee shirt.
Alas, the BC crew had to part ways yet again, and wait for their transportation and the next episode of bettorschat mad libs
Hardball season again, and as luck would have it, most of the BC crew(the good guys… not the lurkers, scammers & bashers who were busy cornholeing each other yet again) had scored luxury skybox seats at Yankee Stadium to watch the hated red sox(its my story, so sue me)
________ was dressed in the gayest pink “I heart red sox” shirt, and he had brought 2 containers of _______ and the lateset issue of ______. _______ & _______ had just finished their footlong eating contest and decided to order a couple of hot dogs to clear their palates. Over by the bar, ______ was telling _______ about his enlarged _______ , & his urges to _______ several times a day, many of the guys were extremely _______. _______ had just polished off his 20th shrimp cocktail and reached for the room service phone… “send up 2 dozen _______ , 3 fried ______, 11 ______’s, 10 orders of _______, hold on a sec, you guys want anything? No…, ok just that and a breath mint”
Manny Ramirez received a thunderous round of boos as he came to bat, _______tore off his pink shirt and had another frilly pink tee on that said I’m, gay for Manny. _______ & _______ and were getting hammered on beer and _______ when Manny struck out weekly. 2 of the hired strippers were in g-strings and giving a lap dance to ______, who was face deep in flesh and had a finger in _______ and a ______ in his own ______, he shouted “This is the life”.
It was the seventh inning _______ had still not shown up, Ortiz had struck out for the 3rd time and the Yanks were up 12-0, _______ still had a ______ in his ______. _______ muttered something about a dirty sanchez on first base? He was so drunk, ______ & ______ decided to put makeup and some of the strippers clothes on him and dropped him off at the _______, “ Don’t worry guys, he’s done this before”. _______ was waving his ______ around like a lunatic. _______, and ______ were trying to fill up ______'s so they would have a souvenier to take home.
It was the bottom of the ______ and those scum_____’s had tied it up on 3 mariano rivera grand slams(it could happen), “I hate the Sox” said ______. “Extra innings” shouted ______, more chances for me to get_______ and finally finish my_______. Just than Arod belted a walk off homer, _______ & _______ kissed each other awkwardly at first, & than the tongues were flying. _______ gave _______ a high _______ and _______ was in the corner sobbing in his neon yellow “I caught Varitek and he pitched” tee shirt.
Alas, the BC crew had to part ways yet again, and wait for their transportation and the next episode of bettorschat mad libs
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