Bettorschat Mad Libs #7: New Years Eve in NYC

[CoverBoy]

Jimmy you should have seen all the commotion ... that rubber slut was squirting everywhere and from every orifice .

Phonepone was running around frantic ... he wanted to call a plumber .

So I jumped on top of her to stop the leakage ...

Slipped her the high hard one.

You know me , Pal ... once I get her a little bit , I'm gonna get her a lot.

[CoverBoy]

Phone got his shots in also.

In his neck of the woods , he's known as THE PISTON

He's a machine, I'm tellin ya

We bonded that night

( ahhhhhhh ... the ties that bind !!! )

[Blackbeard]

Bwahahahahaha>>Great Pic Jimmy!!!! I'm still afraid to go anywhere near those sex toy sites, but it was worth it

[phonepole]

And it's NOT because i'm from Detroit!!

Ukranian oil... it kicks K-Y's ass! What a lube it kept that Piston well-oiled for what must have been hours!

Thanks for being there to "plug" up the leaks... to this day when I inflate Svetlana I swear i can hear her blowhole whistling "Neeeeeeeeeeeeeill" inhale "Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeilll"

[Lsufan]

Phonepole/Coverboy/Blackbeard

Gary - Neil,

You guys are way too much. I was laughing so hard I got stomach cramps.

Blackbeard,

I know I was walking on thin ice searching for the picture of the penis pump, but it was worth the laugh.


Happy New Year Guys!!!

[Spark]

bump

[10DimeBry]

Here we go guys, I'm posting the links to the previous libs in the second post, have fun!!!!!

It was Dec 31st and the inaugural bettorschat new years eve party was in full swing high atop a times square hotel in the massive presidential suite. The music was loud, the champagne was flowing, the hookers were aplenty.

There was a knock at the door, it was Vinny Vegas & Tony Vegas and they had brought 2 dozen MEATBALLS and a basket of KY for RJEREMY. Over by the fireplace, BHS was telling DCCOUGER about his trip to MEXICO , they were snacking on PINK TACOS and were getting hammered. 2 of the hookers were braless and one was trying to put a MAN BAG in the others SNATCH. “Hold on a Sec” said COVERBOY that’s my job. JBC13 & LINSEY LOHAN came over to watch, but decided to STARVE instead.

11:00 P.M and SPARK had still not shown up. “Fuck him said MONTE, as he raised his head from his hookers ASS. “Your just pissed that he was caught MAN-RAMMING with W I Z instead of you” WAYNE1218 said. Over by the TV, TECHFAN was blowing up USED CONDOM’s with THEROOK while slapping 2 of the hookers asses until they turned beet red.

11:30 P.M, GADAWG was staring out the window and said “wow, look at the size of that WATERMELLON, I didn’t think that many WATERMELLON’s could fit into one WOMANS SNATCH. Just than MARTY showed up with 2 more OF HIS KID’s, a FUNNEL & a box of VIAGARA. “I’ts about time” shouted HOMER, “my ASS was getting sore from all these FISTINGS".

A group of the guys were in the mini kitchen, LSUFAN & 10DIME were scarfing down their third plate of WHITE CASTLE BURGERS, and GRIFFEY MOJO was pissed because there was no EXTRA VALUE MEALS in the mini bar. A few other guys were having a SHITTING contest, and SAVAGE1 was taking bets on who could SHIT THEIR PANTS the fastest. “I win again” said BLACKBEARD as he wiped off MAN CHOCOLATE from his face.

Just than a scream came from one of the bed rooms, CHUCK E CHEESE ran out wearing a KILT around his waist, “It’s ok guys I just showed her my TAN LINES”. “Oh yeah” said PHONEPOLE, I screamed when I saw that too. JCINDAVILLE was getting his 4th lap dance from on of the MALE hookers and asked if he would put a DILDO in his ASS.

11:57 PM, the guys were gathered around the panoramic windows to watch the ball drop, for some reason KAPTAIN had his hand on BIG MIKE’s BALD HEAD. Dick Clark had begun the countdown, FRANKB said I can’t believe he’s older than SPARK. “Yeah, but I’m 10 times FATTER than you and only half as TALL. The ball had started it’s decent and TMAC was on the poker table drunk and naked and shouted I'M A FRONT RUNNER, just before he fell on his ass.

12:00 AM, “happy new year everyone shouted”. KEAWE was blowing on a LONG WHITE SAUSAGE, and RWALL was throwing MARTY'S KIDS all around the room. The hookers were in the bedrooms rifling through TIGGER & SUSTAIN DAN wallets. BIG TICKET & KBSOONER had kissed each each at the stroke of midnight, and LOVEDOC had finally won the "WHO WANTS TO BE A BETTORSCHAT MOD" contest. 2006 was gonna be a good year.

UPDATED

[Lsufan]

UPDATED

LINSEY LOHAN ~

Hey Bry, is there any more Castle Burgers? I love those things.

[10DimeBry]

LINSEY LOHAN ~

Hey Bry, is there any more Castle Burgers? I love those things.

yeah sure. I snack on white castle burgers all the time. They are great. man now i'm hungry

[Blackbeard]

Put your request in for the next topic.......

[Lsufan]

Put your request in for the next topic.......

Valentine's Day ... A Day For Lovers

[Blackbeard]

Valentine's Day ... A Day For Lovers

not bad, gay factor 80%!!!

how bout a mystery theme, BC on the orient express?? or BC murder house(must spend the entire night for 10K)

[Lsufan]

not bad, gay factor 80%!!!

how bout a mystery theme, BC on the orient express?? or BC murder house(must spend the entire night for 10K)

Whatever's easy for you BB. I know you'll do a good job for us!!

[10DimeBry]

bump for jbc

[JBC13]

bump for jbc

I wouldnt mind starving with linsey lohan

I take way to much abuse around here