Bettorschat Mad Libs #7: New Years Eve in NYC

[CoverBoy]

BB

The things we must go through , just to get a laugh.

Good Luck with that.

N

[SustainDan]

Is that a picture of Jose Canseco and Jason Giambi??

[Spark]

OMG ... I swear i am in tears .. One is as good as the other ..

Some of those lines ... hahahahaha

Thanks Everyone for the laughs .. rbmo said it the best ... It is so great to be on this forum ... Happy New Year guys and dolls ...

[Spark]

OMG ....

Jimmy ... Kaptain Kmann was blowing up his man rod with Rwall’s penis pump hahahahahaha

[Blackbeard]

Well I just scanned my computer, and it turned up nothing. Program quaranteened it succesfully Anyway, I'm gonna be a good boy until new years

it was rwalls penis pump? no wonder I got screwed, sorry CB LOL

[CoverBoy]

Spark

I know ...

I was laffin so damn much my dick got harder than Chinese Arithmetic


" My costume will make Norton's look like a piece of French Cheesecloth "

[CoverBoy]

BB

glad it turned out OK

[Blackbeard]

Thanks CB, looks like there were 2 versions, it quarantined 1 and left the other alone, so I still may need to get a fix off msn support or something or maybe not.

Lesson for all, don't look for penis pump photos, just call Wally and ask him for 1

[CoverBoy]

Does Wally take American Express ?

The hell with photos ... I want hydrolics.

[Lsufan]

Blackbeard

Lesson for all, don't look for penis pump photos, just call Wally and ask him for 1

Blackbeard,

I placed a call to Wally and got the picture you were looking for. Hope this helps ...

[CoverBoy]

No Jimmy

I was hoping for larger.

Something I can fly to Tampa on.

[phonepole]

11:00 P.M and PHONEPOLE had still not shown up. “Fuck him said FRANKB, as he raised his head from his hookers ROAST BEEF AU-JUIS. “Your just pissed that he was caught GIVING A RUSTY TROMBONE with JCINDAVILLE instead of you” KBSOONER said.

Beard... how the fuck did you know i show up late everywhere..... my friends say i'll show up late to my own funeral! At least i had a good excuse... rusty trombone mmmmmmm...

Over by the TV, ____Phonepole ______ was blowing up ____inflatable Ukranian Fuck Dolls ______'s with ____a look of cautious optimism on his face_____ while slapping 2 of the hookers asses until they turned beet red.

Neal....... when I e-mail you what I do in my spare time, I expect that to stay between us, not that you'll tell the whole world about my taste in Fuck dolls... whats up with that, Goomba????????????

Here we go guys, I'm posting the links to the previous libs in Just than a scream came from one of the bed rooms, CHUCK E CHEESE ran out wearing a KILT around his waist, “It’s ok guys I just showed her my TAN LINES”. “Oh yeah” said PHONEPOLE, I screamed when I saw that too.

Bry.... I've seen alot worse than Chuck's tan lines... at least I think so.... :confused:

Just then Phonepole showed up with 2 more of his fat ass whores, a bottle of Oxycotton & a box of KY Jelly.

Thanks guys for making me waste more time on this than any other thread...... very funny shit!

[CoverBoy]

Phonepole

Sorry G

I'll be more discrete from now on.

Like the time you accidently burnt a hole in one of those dolls

LMAO ... THAT PLASTIC CABBAGE PATCH BITCH WAS SQUIRTING OIL ALL OVER THE PLACE AND YOU WERE FREAKING OUT

See ? stuff like that ... I won't tell anyone.

LOL

Have a great weekend !

Neil

[Lsufan]

Phonepole

Like the time you accidentally burnt a hole in one of those dolls

LMAO ... THAT PLASTIC CABBAGE PATCH BITCH WAS SQUIRTING OIL ALL OVER THE PLACE AND YOU WERE FREAKING OUT

See ? stuff like that ... I won't tell anyone.

Bwahahahahaha



Phonepole ... With friends like this, who needs enemies

[phonepole]

Neal.....

The discretion is much appreciated!

Likewise.... i won't tell everyone which body part you used to try to patch up the hole... or the one you fell on after you tripped on the oil slick.... that shit was funny as hell!

Jimmy... you can say that again!

Guys have a great NY Eve!!!!!