Bettorschat Mad Libs #7: New Years Eve in NYC

[Blackbeard]

I think the only link that works is the last 1 in post #2, but it will take you to mad libs #6 which has the links to #1-5 that work, sorry about that.....

[CoverBoy]

Bettorschat Mad Libs #7: New Years Eve in NYC

It was Dec 31st and the inaugural bettorschat new years eve party was in full swing high atop a times square hotel in the massive presidential suite. The music was loud, the champagne was flowing, the hookers were aplenty.

There was a knock at the door, it was __Meg_____ & __ Spark______ and they had brought 2 dozen ____Porterhouse Steaks_______ and a basket of ____assorted pastries_____'s for____ immoral purposes_______. Over by the fireplace, ___Marty Mart______ was telling ____Moondog_______ about his trip to ____Home Depot to buy some insulation for his trap door pajama bottoms_______ , they were snacking on ____some Guatemalan illegal alien named Cha - Cha______ and were getting hammered. 2 of the hookers were braless and one was trying to put a ____Genoa Salami and a loaf seeded Italian Bread______ in the others ____Vag_____. "Hold on a Sec" said ___Keawe_____ that's my job. ____Frankie B______ & _____Coverboy_____ came over to watch, but decided to ____look at re-runs of "Married with Children"______ instead.

11:00 P.M and ____Big Mike______ had still not shown up. "Fuck him said ____RJ_____, as he raised his head from his hookers ____Woman Bag______. "Your just pissed that he was caught ____fingering Griffey Mojo's ass pipe until his knuckles disappeared______ with ____all the bright eyed eagerness of a prom queen_____ instead of you" ____10 Dime Bry_____ said. Over by the TV, ____Phonepole ______ was blowing up ____inflatable Ukranian Fuck Dolls ______'s with ____a look of cautious optimism on his face_____ while slapping 2 of the hookers asses until they turned beet red.

11:30 P.M, ____Vinnie B_____ was staring out the window and said "wow, look at the size of that ____apartment_____, I didn't think that many ____homosexuals______'s could fit into one ____bathroom_____. Just then ___R.Wally Wall_____ showed up with 2 more ____Israeli Body Builders_____'s, a ____Chicken Salad on whole wheat , a side of slaw______ & a box of ___Marlboro Lights______. "I'ts about time" shouted _____Kmann Karl______, "my _____anal sphinctor_____ was getting sore from all these ___Italians_____.

A group of the guys were in the mini kitchen, ____Ripple______ & _____Krunch______ were scarfing down their third plate of ____Blackbeard Pie_____, and _____Spark_____ was pissed because there was no ____Milk of Magnesia_____ in the mini bar. A few other guys were having a ____nut sack licking_____ contest, and ___Linemover_____ was taking bets on who could ____take a load_____ the fastest. "I win again" said ____R A I N M A N_____ as he wiped off ____Tech Fan's Spirit_____ from his face.

Just than a scream came from one of the bed rooms, ____LSU FAN JIMMY_____ ran out wearing a ____red feathered boa_____ around his waist, "It's ok guys I just showed her my ____high school picture______". "Oh yeah" said ____The Chambermaid_____, I screamed when I saw that too. _____Uconn Player______ was getting his 4th lap dance from on of the ____Cuban_____ hookers and asked if she would put a ____hot tamale_____ in his ____ass tunnel_____.

11:57 PM, the guys were gathered around the panoramic windows to watch the ball drop, for some reason ____Josh Coor_____ had his hand up _____Jcindaville's _____'s ____crack______. Dick Clark had begun the countdown, _____Meg______ said I can't believe he's older than ______Spark's Underwears_____. Spark said: "Yeah,that's why you call me Rusty Bubbles "______ The ball had started it's decent and ____Coverboy_Neil_____ was on the poker table drunk and naked and shouted _____ " Take the points … take the points "_____, just before he fell on his -___FAT____ ass.

12:00 AM, "happy new year everyone shouted". ____LoveDoc_____was blowing on the_____trombone in Chucky Cheese's Shorts, tonsils deep_____, and ____Monte_____ was throwing ____fruity kisses______ all around the room. The hookers were in the bedrooms rifling through ______all the love letters that CB and FrankieB sent each other_____ & ___now everyone knows they keep them in their ____wallets. _____Kmann's left testicle_____ & _____Two Ton Tony's right testicle______ had kissed each each at the stroke of midnight, and ____Spark_____ had finally won the ____fart laying_____ contest bacause ____he finally found his stash of Metamucil ____. 2006 was gonna be a good year.

[SustainDan]

No one uses me in them...but funny HAHA

[tech fan]

lol best one yet

[Blackbeard]

another great one CB!! Loaf seeded italian bread? LMAO. Love the font

Dan, your in a few of the other ones, but if I were you I'd be happy & not give LSU any ideas

I actually felt bad about Griff's reference I wrote until I read Neil's, brutal

[tech fan]

Here we go guys, I'm posting the links to the previous libs in the second post, have fun!!!!!

It was Dec 31st and the inaugural bettorschat new years eve party was in full swing high atop a times square hotel in the massive presidential suite. The music was loud, the champagne was flowing, the hookers were aplenty.

There was a knock at the door, it was kaptain_______ & _spark_______ and they had brought 2 dozen _viagra______ and a basket of __oysters____’s for dinner. Over by the fireplace, kbsooner was telling tha fix about his trip to talledega , they were snacking on _drive shaft's and were getting hammered. 2 of the hookers were braless and one was trying to put a cucumber in the others love spot. “Hold on a Sec” said _spark that’s my job. techfan & _coverboy came over to watch, but decided to _watch spark fall asleep instead.

11:00 P.M and dopeman had still not shown up. “Fuck him said _big mike, as he raised his head from his hookers _breasteses. “Your just pissed that he was caught _shoping for manbags with _rj instead of you” Husker said. Over by the TV, kbsooner was blowing up goat's with _jbc13 while slapping 2 of the hookers asses until they turned beet red.

11:30 P.M, _wayne was staring out the window and said “wow, look at the size of that _goat__, I didn’t think that many __pecker's’ could fit into one goat. Just than _gadawg_ showed up with 2 more _goat’s, a _vaseline jar & a box of _trojan slim fit. “I’ts about time” shouted _kbsooner, “my __dick was getting sore from all these _goat burns.

A group of the guys were in the mini kitchen, _lovedoc & _10 dime were scarfing down their third plate of _pumpkin pie____, and _spark_____ was pissed because there was no _milk of magnesium in the mini bar. A few other guys were having a lying contest, and husker was taking bets on who could cheat the fastest. “I win again” said wiz as he wiped off jimmy juice from his face.

Just than a scream came from one of the bed rooms, Chuck______ ran out wearing a pizza box tan line around his waist, “It’s ok guys I just showed her my _sausauge”. “Oh yeah” said _griffey mojo, I screamed when I saw that too. _Rj was getting his 4th lap dance from on of the _sexy_ hookers and asked if she would put a midol in his manbag.

11:57 PM, the guys were gathered around the panoramic windows to watch the ball drop, for some reason _moondog__ had his hand on tennis ball’s. Dick Clark had begun the countdown, _meg said I can’t believe he’s older than _sparks grandson. “Yeah, but I’m 10 times _taller than you and only half as __wide. The ball had started it’s decent and _waynechung was on the poker table drunk and naked and shouted _something but no one understood it, just before he fell on his ass.

12:00 AM, “happy new year everyone shouted”. _lsu fan_was blowing on a_horn, and *******007 was throwing shit all around the room. The hookers were in the bedrooms rifling through _chuck's & bhs's wallets. techfan & _meg had kissed each each at the stroke of midnight, and jmarty______ had finally won the most fertile contest. 2006 was gonna be a good year.

this is all i had not as funny as the rest but though i would try

[Blackbeard]

what are you fuckin kidding me Tech? That was great, I laughed my freakin ass off!!

[Meg30]

It was Dec 31st and the inaugural bettorschat new years eve party was in full swing high atop a times square hotel in the massive presidential suite. The music was loud, the champagne was flowing, the hookers were aplenty.

There was a knock at the door, it was homer & sparkiee and they had brought 2 dozen taco bell certificates and a basket of condom’s for Marty. Over by the fireplace, Jcindaville was telling Kbsooner about his trip to the big city, they were snacking on hamburgers made on kb’s grill and were getting hammered.

11:00 P.M and Blackbeard had still not shown up. “Fuck him said Rook as he raised his bald head from his hookers Midget legs “Your just pissed that he was caught using a strap on with Mrs.December instead of you” the Kapt said. Over by the TV, Tigger was blowing up Cassie look alike doll’s with Jimmy while slapping 2 of the hookers asses until they turned beet red.

11:30 P.M, Techfan was staring out the window and said “wow, look at the size of that car lovedoc drives I didn’t think that many little boy’s could fit into one backseat Just than VinnyVegas showed up with 2 more transvestite hooker’ s, a pair of fuzzy handcuffs & a box of fetish porn “I’ts about time” shouted chuckee “my butt was getting sore from all these she-males.

A group of the guys were in the mini kitchen, jbc & 10dimebry were scarfing down their third plate of sushi and wayne was pissed because there was no weed in the mini bar. A few other guys were having a capping contest, and Griffey was taking bets on who could win the fastest. “I win again” said RJ as he wiped off drool from his face.

Just than a scream came from one of the bed rooms, Spark ran out wearing a pillow around his waist, “It’s ok guys I just showed her my body “Oh yeah” said coverboy I screamed when I saw that too. Sustaindan was getting his 4th lap dance from on of the transvestite hookers and asked if she would put a phone number in his pocket.

11:57 PM, the guys were gathered around the panoramic windows to watch the ball drop, for some reason BHS had his hand on the cassie blowup doll’s ass. Dick Clark had begun the countdown, Spark said I can’t believe he’s older than me “Yeah, but I’m 10 times bubblier than you and only half as rusty. The ball had started it’s decent and 10dime was on the poker table drunk and naked and shouted bring back the Mac Rib just before he fell on his ass.

12:00 AM, “happy new year everyone shouted”. Moondog was blowing on a tennis racquet and big jake was throwing chess pieces all around the room. The hookers were in the bedrooms rifling through Monte & purewinner’s wallets. Meg & Ed (the hot ref with the big guns) had kissed each each at the stroke of midnight, and phonepole had finally won the Sirus radio in a BC contest. 2006 was gonna be a good year.

[griffey_mojo]

Bring back the McRib! BWHAHAHHAHAHAH that's Great.

[griffey_mojo]

BB~Don't worry about it.....

I like that...chocolate covered cheese burgers...manjuice milkshakes.....Great...ahhahaha

Neil......I thought we were buds.......J/K

Those were great guys!

[RJeremy]

OMG, these are great!!!!!!!

[jcindaville]

Fucking outstanding, im still laughing. You guys, and gals are the best

[10DimeBry]

Here we go guys, I'm posting the links to the previous libs in the second post, have fun!!!!!

It was Dec 31st and the inaugural bettorschat new years eve party was in full swing high atop a times square hotel in the massive presidential suite. The music was loud, the champagne was flowing, the hookers were aplenty.

There was a knock at the door, it was Vinny Vegas & Tony Vegas and they had brought 2 dozen MEATBALLS and a basket of KY for RJEREMY. Over by the fireplace, BHS was telling DCCOUGER about his trip to MEXICO , they were snacking on PINK TACOS and were getting hammered. 2 of the hookers were braless and one was trying to put a MAN BAG in the others SNATCH. “Hold on a Sec” said COVERBOY that’s my job. JBC13 & TRACY GOLD came over to watch, but decided to STARVE instead.

11:00 P.M and SPARK had still not shown up. “Fuck him said MONTE, as he raised his head from his hookers ASS. “Your just pissed that he was caught MAN-RAMMING with W I Z instead of you” WAYNE1218 said. Over by the TV, TECHFAN was blowing up USED CONDOM’s with THEROOK while slapping 2 of the hookers asses until they turned beet red.

11:30 P.M, GADAWG was staring out the window and said “wow, look at the size of that WATERMELLON, I didn’t think that many WATERMELLON’s could fit into one WOMANS SNATCH. Just than MARTY showed up with 2 more OF HIS KID’s, a FUNNEL & a box of VIAGARA. “I’ts about time” shouted HOMER, “my ASS was getting sore from all these FISTINGS".

A group of the guys were in the mini kitchen, LSUFAN & 10DIME were scarfing down their third plate of WHITE CASTLE BURGERS, and GRIFFEY MOJO was pissed because there was no EXTRA VALUE MEALS in the mini bar. A few other guys were having a SHITTING contest, and SAVAGE1 was taking bets on who could SHIT THEIR PANTS the fastest. “I win again” said BLACKBEARD as he wiped off MAN CHOCOLATE from his face.

Just than a scream came from one of the bed rooms, CHUCK E CHEESE ran out wearing a KILT around his waist, “It’s ok guys I just showed her my TAN LINES”. “Oh yeah” said PHONEPOLE, I screamed when I saw that too. JCINDAVILLE was getting his 4th lap dance from on of the MALE hookers and asked if he would put a DILDO in his ASS.

11:57 PM, the guys were gathered around the panoramic windows to watch the ball drop, for some reason KAPTAIN had his hand on BIG MIKE’s BALD HEAD. Dick Clark had begun the countdown, FRANKB said I can’t believe he’s older than SPARK. “Yeah, but I’m 10 times FATTER than you and only half as TALL. The ball had started it’s decent and TMAC was on the poker table drunk and naked and shouted I'M A FRONT RUNNER, just before he fell on his ass.

12:00 AM, “happy new year everyone shouted”. KEAWE was blowing on a LONG WHITE SAUSAGE, and RWALL was throwing MARTY'S KIDS all around the room. The hookers were in the bedrooms rifling through TIGGER & SUSTAIN DAN wallets. BIG TICKET & KBSOONER had kissed each each at the stroke of midnight, and LOVEDOC had finally won the "WHO WANTS TO BE A BETTORSCHAT MOD" contest. 2006 was gonna be a good year.

[ChuckLazar]

These are great....Excellent job everyone....

[Blackbeard]

BWAHHHHHHH, I need an adult diaper after reading those last 2, damn funny

MMMMMMMMM Man chocolate