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Bettorschat Mad Libs #7: New Years Eve in NYC
Here we go guys, I'm posting the links to the previous libs in the second post, have fun!!!!!
It was Dec 31st and the inaugural bettorschat new years eve party was in full swing high atop a times square hotel in the massive presidential suite. The music was loud, the champagne was flowing, the hookers were aplenty.
There was a knock at the door, it was _______ & ________ and they had brought 2 dozen _______ and a basket of ______’s for _______. Over by the fireplace, ______ was telling _______ about his trip to _______ , they were snacking on _______ and were getting hammered. 2 of the hookers were braless and one was trying to put a ______ in the others ______. “Hold on a Sec” said ______ that’s my job. _______ & _______ came over to watch, but decided to ______ instead.
11:00 P.M and _______ had still not shown up. “Fuck him said ______, as he raised his head from his hookers _______. “Your just pissed that he was caught _______ with ______ instead of you” ______ said. Over by the TV, _______ was blowing up _______’s with ______ while slapping 2 of the hookers asses until they turned beet red.
11:30 P.M, ______ was staring out the window and said “wow, look at the size of that ______, I didn’t think that many _______’s could fit into one ______. Just than ______ showed up with 2 more ______’s, a _______ & a box of _______. “I’ts about time” shouted _______, “my ______ was getting sore from all these ______.
A group of the guys were in the mini kitchen, _______ & _______ were scarfing down their third plate of ______, and ______ was pissed because there was no ______ in the mini bar. A few other guys were having a ______ contest, and ______ was taking bets on who could ______ the fastest. “I win again” said ______ as he wiped off ______ from his face.
Just than a scream came from one of the bed rooms, ______ ran out wearing a ______ around his waist, “It’s ok guys I just showed her my _______”. “Oh yeah” said ______, I screamed when I saw that too. _______ was getting his 4th lap dance from on of the ______ hookers and asked if she would put a ______ in his ______.
11:57 PM, the guys were gathered around the panoramic windows to watch the ball drop, for some reason ______ had his hand on ______’s _______. Dick Clark had begun the countdown, _______ said I can’t believe he’s older than ______. “Yeah, but I’m 10 times ______ than you and only half as ______. The ball had started it’s decent and ______ was on the poker table drunk and naked and shouted ______, just before he fell on his ass.
12:00 AM, “happy new year everyone shouted”. ______was blowing on a______, and ______ was throwing _______ all around the room. The hookers were in the bedrooms rifling through ______ & _______ wallets. ______ & _______ had kissed each each at the stroke of midnight, and ______ had finally won the ______ contest. 2006 was gonna be a good year.
It was Dec 31st and the inaugural bettorschat new years eve party was in full swing high atop a times square hotel in the massive presidential suite. The music was loud, the champagne was flowing, the hookers were aplenty.
There was a knock at the door, it was _______ & ________ and they had brought 2 dozen _______ and a basket of ______’s for _______. Over by the fireplace, ______ was telling _______ about his trip to _______ , they were snacking on _______ and were getting hammered. 2 of the hookers were braless and one was trying to put a ______ in the others ______. “Hold on a Sec” said ______ that’s my job. _______ & _______ came over to watch, but decided to ______ instead.
11:00 P.M and _______ had still not shown up. “Fuck him said ______, as he raised his head from his hookers _______. “Your just pissed that he was caught _______ with ______ instead of you” ______ said. Over by the TV, _______ was blowing up _______’s with ______ while slapping 2 of the hookers asses until they turned beet red.
11:30 P.M, ______ was staring out the window and said “wow, look at the size of that ______, I didn’t think that many _______’s could fit into one ______. Just than ______ showed up with 2 more ______’s, a _______ & a box of _______. “I’ts about time” shouted _______, “my ______ was getting sore from all these ______.
A group of the guys were in the mini kitchen, _______ & _______ were scarfing down their third plate of ______, and ______ was pissed because there was no ______ in the mini bar. A few other guys were having a ______ contest, and ______ was taking bets on who could ______ the fastest. “I win again” said ______ as he wiped off ______ from his face.
Just than a scream came from one of the bed rooms, ______ ran out wearing a ______ around his waist, “It’s ok guys I just showed her my _______”. “Oh yeah” said ______, I screamed when I saw that too. _______ was getting his 4th lap dance from on of the ______ hookers and asked if she would put a ______ in his ______.
11:57 PM, the guys were gathered around the panoramic windows to watch the ball drop, for some reason ______ had his hand on ______’s _______. Dick Clark had begun the countdown, _______ said I can’t believe he’s older than ______. “Yeah, but I’m 10 times ______ than you and only half as ______. The ball had started it’s decent and ______ was on the poker table drunk and naked and shouted ______, just before he fell on his ass.
12:00 AM, “happy new year everyone shouted”. ______was blowing on a______, and ______ was throwing _______ all around the room. The hookers were in the bedrooms rifling through ______ & _______ wallets. ______ & _______ had kissed each each at the stroke of midnight, and ______ had finally won the ______ contest. 2006 was gonna be a good year.
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