Bettorschat Mad Libs: European Vacation

[CoverBoy]

LOL I just made myself laugh ... TRAP THE CLAM

I sure hope the nickname " The Bad Burrito " Sticks to Karl much like Marty Mart's Shorts stick to his crack.

I guess it all depends.

[Lsufan]

Neil

LOL I just made myself laugh ... TRAP THE CLAM

"TRAP THE CLAM"
"Griffey MoJo Poo-Poo'ed His Pants"
"Spark's Monogrammed Enema Bag"
"POOK YOCK"

All of the above had my sides hurting and my eyes watering.

[Blackbeard]

great lines-

coverboys: Spam from Big Al, THE COAT CHECK LADY'S NAME WAS BRUNO

Chucks: Spark shouted: this is the best _hard-on I've had in years, and raised his _prick to _her mouth

10dimes: Back in the good ole USA SPARK was taking a break from BETTORSCHAT and decided to GET A LIFE for awhile

BH$: 10DIMEBRY was having computer troubles and kept getting pop-ups for GOAT SEX and spam from The A$$hole of the month club

LSU: Big Weiner turned to his friend Hoosier Daddy and said ”I Want To Eat Your Corn Hole”

[Lsufan]

It's 2:45 am CDT & I Can't Sleep

For All Of You Who Wiped The Sweat Off Of Your Forehead And Said, "I'm Glad Lsufan Didn't Mentioned My Name In His Mad Lib," This One Is For You!!!

DING-DING ~ ROUND 2

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Half of the Bettorschat crew decided to take a Kruise to Europe on the S.S. Donkey Punch, the other half had to remain stateside. Tech Fan & Truckin were on the main deck playing hide the weenie with each other, when the captain announced the first port of call would be in Switzerland. JBC13 made plans to visit the ”old dirt road” with SustainDan. JBC13 was really excited because he was finally going to see Dan’s chocolate starfish. ChicagoDog was seasick and refused to come out of his doghouse. The guys said they would bring him back a nice big “bone” so he could suck on it.

Meanwhile back in the states, Tigger was upset because he just got kicked out of The Bourbon Pub & The Palace, in New Orleans, even though he had a VIP Golden Pecker Pass for the past year. Husker was having computer troubles and kept getting pop-ups for ”How to make sure a capper’s records are correct” and spam from What’sYourRecord.Com. The doorbell rang and Alan Palmer was there holding a pen & notebook and a giant adding machine. They gave each other a quick kiss and jumped in Chuck’s MLB season records paperwork, and shot wads of cum all over each other.

That night on the Kruise, some of the guys got to eat at the Golden Shower table, and others were at the Hershey Highway Restaurant, enjoying Poo-Poo Po-Boys. Phantom shouted: this is the best sandwich I've had in years, and raised his shit covered thumb to give a “thumbs-up" to the Chef. It was getting late so TMac & Lewis went down to their cabins to stick each other in the poop shoot. Mike1 went up to the main deck to look at the moonlight with BrezzeEaze and hoped they would get a chance to play “Starfish Troopers” with each other.

Back in the good ole USA OrientalHawn was taking a break from getting stoned and decided to watch TV for awhile. He was shocked to see Keawe on the news that night, involved in some sort of ”point shaving” scandal with BigTicket and Illjaunt. He put down his water bong and called his buddy The SandMan. They both knew that they had to deny that they were involved as well or their friends would rat them out to the authorities. Monte had also seen the news and gave Smooth a call with the ”hot tip” on tonight’s game and waited for Keawe to call him back when the “fix was on”.

The Kruise was coming to its final port of call in Estonia. Most of the guys were still ”pooped” from the festivities, and were unable to get the smell of shit off of their dicks. The news from the states got around to the guys and they all decided that Las Vegas needed their sports betting action as soon as they got back. Jcindaville & LSUMONSTER were buying some pussy from a pimp when they heard the Kruise foghorn go off. They knew there was not enough time to see who could bust a nut the fastest at the Pimp’s Pussy Palace so they headed back to the ship, with their bags of pocket pussies at their sides.

A week later the ship pulled into dock in the US. Cashmoneyasians had souvenirs of cock rings & nipple clamps to give to the guys who had to stay home and help Trick4 get out of the closet. MNCapper turned to his friend Likes2Stare and said I likes to stare at your ass, and couldn’t wait for the next seamen on the seas Kruise

[Blackbeard]

Ok, I'm getting the feeling that a lot of you guys hate me, so here's my user friendly version, 99% gay free:

Half of the bettorschat crew decided to take a Kruise to Europe on the S.S. MAYFLOWER, the other half had to remain stateside. SPARK & COVERBOY were on the main deck playing HONEYMOONERS TRIVIA, when the captain announced the first port of call would be AMSTERDAM, HOLLAND. ORIENTALHAWN made plans to visit the COFFEEHOUSE with 3 EMPTY BAGGIES TO FILL UP. TWOTONTONY was really excited because he was finally going to see HIS LONG LOST TWIN BROTHER FOURFOOTFREDDY. LSUFAN was seasick and refused to come out of his BETTORSCHAT POSTING FRENZY. The guys said they would bring him back SOME CASES OF HEINEKIN so he could DRINK UNTIL HE SAW ANGELS.

Meanwhile back in the states, WAYNE was upset because he JUST LOST A BET ON SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING, even though he had BEEN CAPPING THAT MATCH for the past year. SPARK was having computer troubles and kept getting pop-ups for PREGNANT PUSSY POPPERS and spam from TITANTIC TITTIES. The doorbell rang and 10DIMEBRY was there holding AN OLD AGE JOKE BOOK and a giant PICTURE OF RJEREMY. They gave each other a DIRTY LOOK and jumped in SPARK's HOMEMADE BOXING RING, and PUMMELED each other.

That night On the Kruise some of the guys got to eat at the 2 DAY OLD SHRIMP COCKTAIL BUFFET table . BH$4LIFE shouted: this is the best ROTTEN FISH I've had in years, and raised his PLATE OF SMELLY FISH to HIS NOSE TO TAKE IN THE AROMA. It was getting late so BIGMIKE & BIGTICKET went down to their cabins to TAKE A LOOK AT BIGWEINER. KBSOONER21 went up to the main deck to look at HIS PHOTO ALBUM OF NASCAR with TRUCKIN and hope they would get a chance to PROMOTE THEIR LIVE-DEAD/NASCAR WORLD TOUR.

Back in the good ole USA FRANKB was taking a break from BASHING SERVICES and decided to LOOK FOR ANY INSTANCE OF THE WORD LOCK ON BETTORSCHAT for awhile. He was shocked to see KMANN on the news that night, involved in some sort of CRAB FISHING SCANDAL with ITSBILL and RWALL. He put down his LIST OF SCAMDICAPPERS and called his buddy COVERBOY. They both knew that they had to SIT THERE AND NOT DO MUCH, IT WAS A SUNDAY AFTER ALL, or their friend would LOOK LIKE A FOOL ON AMERICAS DEADLIEST CATCH. GLENDA had also seen the news and gave WAYNECHUNG A BREAK FROM HIS BJ and waited for SOME MORE BACK HAIR TO GROW IN SO CHUNG COULD SHAVE IT AGAIN .

The Kruise was coming to its final port of call VIENNA, AUSTRIA. Most of the guys were still SHOCKED THAT THE SHIP WAS DOCKED IN A LAND LOCKED CITY, BUT THEY WERE TOO HUNGOVER from the festivities, and were unable to GIVE A RATS ASS. The news from the states got around to the guys and they all decided that KMANN needed their BOOK ON HOW TO USE A K IN EVERY SENTENCE as soon as they got back. TRICK4 & HIS PET SPIDER MONKEY were buying some MONKEY OUTFITS from a VIENNESE MONKEYS R' US OUTLET when they heard the kruise foghorn go off. They knew there was not enough time to see IF BLACKBEARD WAS GOING TO BE EXECUTED FOR HIS MISDEEDS IN THE LAST MAD LIBS at the STROKE OF MIDNIGHT so they headed back to the ship, with their bags of MONKEY ROLLER SKATES AND ASIAN PORNO at their sides.

A week later the ship pulled into dock in the US. KEAWE had souveniers of EUROPEAN GOOD LUCK POSTS HE HAD PRINTED IN LONDON & A LIST OF NON-DEGENERATES FOR MONTY SO HE COULD REPLACE THE BUMS HE CURRENTLY HAD ON HIS WEBSITE to give to the guys who had to stay home and help BETTORSCHAT get out of THE TOILET SOME GUYS HAD SHOVED IT INTO. SUSTAINDAN turned to his friend TIGGER and said MAN THOSE MAD LIBS ARE BORING WHEN YOU LEAVE OUT THE GAY JOKES, and couldnt wait for the next WEEKS: BETTORSCHAT IN SPACE

[Lsufan]

... LSUFAN was seasick and refused to come out of his BETTORSCHAT POSTING FRENZY ...

[10DimeBry]

i still find it amusing that LSUFAN thinks i'm on prozac

[Lsufan]

i still find it amusing that LSUFAN thinks i'm on prozac

Did you stop taking your meds? Are you on something new? Should I update my title? Let me know, I want to get it right buddy.

[CoverBoy]

LSU Fan / BB

BB - not bad for not gay ... I see you can go either way .. lololol

Jimmy: LMAO @ "JBC13 was really excited because he was finally going to see Dan’s chocolate starfish ".

I'll come up with another one soon ... tonite or tomorrow

[Spark]

Poor Spark. LMAO

Yeah, Poor Spark ... hahahahaha These are great ... One funnier than the other ... i agree with CB about LSU's ... My stomach is hurting from laffing so much ...

"Kmann shouted: this is the best Anal Lovin’ I've had in years, and raised his Leg to Fart"

[Lsufan]

Spark & Kaptain, aka The Bad Burrito

Where is your Mad Lib?

[Spark]

CoverBoy was such a good guy back then.