Bettorschat Mad Libs: European Vacation

[bhs4life]

Half of the bettorschat crew decided to take a Kruise to Europe on the S.S. MINNOW, the other half had to remain stateside. $JIMMY$ & TonyCarusoSpts were on the main deck Sucking EACH OTHER'S BALLS, when the KAPT announced the first port of call would be Venice, Italy. TwoTonTony made plans to visit the MEATBALL FACTORY with Hoosier Daddy. Bigmike was really excited because he was finnaly going to see A naked teenage Girl. griswold was seasick and refused to come out of the pool. The guys said they would bring him back a Candy bar (EXLAX) so they could FINALLY Swim.

Meanwhile back in the states, SPARK was upset because he Was to old to come on the trip , even though he had been using Moisturizer to look younger for the past year. 10DIMEBRY was having computer troubles and kept getting pop-ups for GOAT SEX and spam from The A$$hole of the month club. The doorbell rang and KBSOONER21 was there holding HIS AWARD and a giant INFLATABLE DALE JR DOLL. They gave each other a Blindmice handshake and jumped in jmarty6969 minivan, and ***** WELL.........

That night On the Kruise some of the guys got to eat at the Big kids table, and others were at casino, enjoying hands of blackjack and strip poker. TheRook shouted: this is the most clients I've had in years, and raised his Mask to REVEAL He was actually LSUFAN. It was getting late so LDAWG (LISA) & RJEREMY went down to their cabins to Cuddle with one another. CHICAGODOG went up to the main deck to look at the Moon with BigWeiner and hope they would get a chance to get a nude full body wax.

Back in the good ole USA LSUMONSTER was taking a break from HIS FAVORITE WEBSITE: Sublimedirectory.com and decided to call PeteRose for awhile. He was shocked to see blackbeard on the news that night, involved in some sort of Boss punching sting with Ripple and Larryonion. He put down his GLASS OF GIN and called his buddy Waynechung to translate. They both knew that they had to POST BAIL for the OTHERs or they would be getting RUSTY TROMBONE'S. MONTE had also seen the news and gave WAYNE a CALL and waited for Some one to post their e-mail. (LOL , SORRY)

The Kruise was coming to its final port of call IN ROME. Most of the guys were still HUNGOVER from the festivities, and were unable to EAT , DRINK , OR BET FOR WEEKS. The news from the states got around to the guys and they all decided that BLACKBEARD needed their PICKS TO AFFORD A LAWYER as soon as they got back. PHONEPOLE & SPAARKIE were buying some PIZZA from THE POPE when they heard the kruise foghorn go off. They knew there was not enough time to see ALL THE FAT BITCHES at the WHORE HOUSE so they headed back to the ship, with their bags of WEED AND COOKIES at their sides.

A week later the ship pulled into dock in the US. THE LOVE DOC had souveniers of POCKET ROCKETS AND TOYS to give to the guys who had to stay home and help BLACKBEARD get out of JAIL AND HIS MOST LIKELY ASS POUNDING. BHS4LIFE turned to his friend JBC13 and said WHAT A PUNCH OF FUCK-
UPS and couldnt wait for the next MADLIB NEXT WEEK


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THIS ONE WAS FUCKING HARD TO Do

[Lsufan]

Here We Go Guys

Half of the Bettorschat crew decided to take a Kruise to Europe on the S.S. Spank Yo’ Monkey, the other half had to remain stateside. MoonDog & Rwall were on the main deck playing Pocket Pool With Each Other, when the Kaptain announced the first port of call would be Paris. KBSooner made plans to visit the Nude Beaches with The LoveDoc. KBSooner was really excited because he was finally going to see A Nude Woman. Homer was seasick and refused to come out of his Bathroom. The guys said they would bring him back a PlayGirl Magazine so he could Keep Himself Busy, And Enjoy The Rest Of The Kruise.

Meanwhile back in the states, Spark was upset because he just Was Not Invited On The Kruise, even though he had His Kruise Ticket for the past year. Chuck E. Cheese was having computer troubles and kept getting pop-ups for The Gay Lover In You.Com and spam from X-Box Links. The doorbell rang and JMarty was there holding His Cock and a giant String Of Anal Beads. They gave each other a Tap On The Ass and jumped in Chuck’s Tanning Bed, and Anal Probed each other.

That night on the Kruise some of the guys got to eat at the Kaptain’s “Hard Wood” table, and others were at The Big Boyz Gay Chip-N-Dale's Strip Club, enjoying Lap Dances. Kmann shouted: this is the best Anal Lovin’ I've had in years, and raised his Leg to Fart. It was getting late so RJeremy & Big Mike went down to their cabins to ”Tea Bag” Each Other. CoverBoy went up to the main deck to look at the Sunset with FrankB and hoped they would get a chance to Toss Each Other’s Salad.

Back in the good ole USA Spark was taking a break from Choking His Chicken and decided to stop calling 1-900 "Big Mamma's" Sex Numbers for awhile. He was shocked to see 10DimeBry on the news that night, involved in some sort of Sexual Acts with Fainting Goats and Cows. He put down his Anal Lube and called his buddy Wayne1218. They both knew that they had to Ban 10Dime From BC or their friends would Start Posting At Wiz’s Forum. Spaarkie had also seen the news and gave His Fainting Goats a Little Sweet Lovin’ Too and waited for Bhs4Life To Arrive to Lick The Cum Off Of His Nuts.

The Kruise was coming to its final port of call In Russia. Most of the guys were still Bleeding From The Ass from the festivities, and were unable to Take A Shit For Three Days. The news from the states got around to the guys and they all decided that 10DimeBry needed their Magic Dick Cream as soon as they got back. WayneChung & Phone Pole were buying some Cocaine And Vicodin from a Prostitute when they heard the Kruise foghorn go off. They knew there was not enough time to see If They Could Score at the Local Whore House so they headed back to the ship, with their bags of Nose Candy & Happy Pills at their sides.

A week later the ship pulled into dock in the US. BlackBeard had souvenirs of Sex Toys & The How To Do The ”Rusty Trombone” For Dummies Videos to give to the guys who had to stay home and help Spark get out of The Nursing Home. Big Weiner turned to his friend Hoosier Daddy and said ”I Want To Eat Your Corn Hole”, and couldn’t wait for the next Fun In The Sun “Booty Banging” Kruise

[bhs4life]

Now We Are Rolling To Funny Oh My God , People Are Looking At Me At Work

[BigWeiner]

Hilarious

[moondog22]

What a Kruise it was. :smoking:

[Lsufan]

CoverBoy

Waiting on yours brother!!!

[CoverBoy]

Lsu Fan

JIMMY I'm in Fucking Tears


"Kmann shouted: this is the best Anal Lovin’ I've had in years, and raised his Leg to Fart"

[Blackbeard]

I'm waiting for Kmanns revenge on me and LSU, I love how LSU takes the time to slow brew his hand crafted Libs LOL. They all had me dying, almost needed a diaper!!

[CoverBoy]

BC Mad Lib 2

Half of the bettorschat crew decided to take a Kruise to Europe on the S.S. YAM BAG , the other half had to remain stateside. LOVEDOC & MARTY MART were on the main deck playing TRAP THE CLAM WITH 3 OF THE CHAMBERMAIDS, when the captain announced the first port of call would be CORLEONE, IN SICILY. LSU JIMMY made plans to visit the LOCAL WHORE HOUSES THERE with A POCKETFUL OF ITALIAN LIRA AND SOME GARLIC BREAD. WHEN ASKED "WHY GARLIC BREAD ?" HE SNAPPED BACK " BECAUSE I COULDN'T GET MY HANDS ON ANY COLE SLAW ... AND FINDING SOY SAUCE ? ... HERE IN SICILY ??? ... FO-GED-ABOW-DIT !!! " BIG MIKE was really excited because he was finally going to see THE EIFFEL TOWER. BIG MIKE GOT SEA SICK AND DEPRESSED and refused to come out of his BERTH WHEN COVERBOY INFORMED HIM THAT THE EIFFEL TOWER WAS IN FRANCE AND NOT IN ITALY. The guys said they would bring him back a PICTURE OF GINA LOLABRIGIDA so he could PASS THE TIME PLAYING WITH HIS THREE INCH MONSTER.

Meanwhile back in the states, GRIFFEY MOJO was upset because he just POO - POO ' ED HIS PANTS even though he had NONE OF THE STOOL SOFTENERS THAT RWALL WALLY WAS SPRINKLING OVER HIS FOOD for the past year. FRANKIE B was having computer troubles and kept getting pop-ups of HILLARY CLINTON'S POOK YOCK and spam from BIG AL MC MORDIE. The doorbell rang and SPARK was there holding HIS MONOGRAMMED ENEMA BAG, AN ACCORDION, and a giant SAUSAGE AND PEPPERS HERO FROM QUIZNOS. They gave each other a LONG LEAN BONE JOB and jumped in KMANN'S WATERBED WHERE SPARK KEPT PLEADING WITH FRANK: " WRAP THOSE CONSTRUCTION WORKER MEAT HOOKS AROUND ME AND HOLD ME THE WAY YOU AND ONLY YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE TO BE HELD "

That night On the Kruise some of the guys got to eat at the WORLD FAMOUS "VITO CORLEONE CAPTAIN'S TABLE " , FORMERLY KNOWN AS NUNZIO'S KNUCKLE SANDWICH, AND PRIOR TO THAT IT WAS CALLED DOMINICK'S BLACK AND BLUE ROOM. IT WAS A ROUGH JOINT … THE MENU HAD BROKEN LEG OF LAMB ON IT AND AN OBITUARY COLUMN BELOW THE DESSERTS. ( THE COAT CHECK LADY'S NAME WAS BRUNO). MARIA AND FILOMENA ROUGHED UP WAYNE SOMETHING AWFUL IN THE ALLEY WHEN HE DISPUTED THE ARITHMETIC ON THE CHECK. Others were at "FRANCESCA'S HOUSE OF 101 DELICACIES" , MOWING THE LAWN ON SOME ITALIAN TRIM … GARY LEHR shouted: this is the best POOK YOCK I've had in years, and raised his TONGUE to HIS EYEBROWS . It was getting late so MOONDOG & TIGGER went down to their cabins to DO SOME BLOW . DOG AND TIG THEN went up to the main deck to look at the STARS with THEIR TELESCOPE with the hope that they could get the chance to REKINDLE THEIR ONCE PASSIONATE RELATIONSHIP BY LICKING EACH OTHER'S NUT SACK.

Back in the good ole USA SAVAGE was taking a break from BITCHING AND MOANING ABOUT PHIL STOOL and decided to WATCH ABC for awhile. He was shocked to see BLACKBEARD on the news that night, involved in some sort of PIER 6 BRAWL with SOME FUCKING JERKOFF and HIS BROTHER . He put down his CRACK PIPE and called his buddy MONTE. They both knew that they had to FIND BB QUICK AND GIVE HIM A FEW QUAALUDES TO CALM HIM DOWN or their friend would SURELY GET ARRESTED FOR GIVING THOSE 2 ASSHOLE BROTHERS ANOTHER SHELLACKING . GLENDA GOTZ had also seen the news and gave CHUCKIE L ANOTHER BLOW JOB and waited for KB SOONER AND BHS to POP IN FOR A FOURWAY.

The Kruise was coming to its final port of call , CUBA ????? . KMANN HAD PLACED RENTED MULE IN CHARGE OF PLOTTING THE SHIP'S CRUISE COURSE AND HE FLAT OUT DROPPED THE BALL . Most of the guys were still TAPPED OUT from the festivities, and were unable to GET A BET DOWN ON SAN ANTONIO. INSTEAD, THEY VOTED TO GIVE MULE A BEATING WHEN THEY GOT BACK TO THE SHIP. THEY HAD CONSIDERED LOCKING HIM IN A ROOM WITH 3 INSURANCE SALESMEN FOR 2 DAYS STRAIGHT BUT THOUGHT THAT METHOD OF PUNISHMENT WAS TOO EXTREME. The news from the states got around to the guys and they all decided that KMANN HAD AN EMERGENCY TYPE SITUATION needed their HELP as soon as they got back. IT SEEMS THAT R WALL & 10 DIME BRY were buying some OF THE SHIP'S PROVISIONS from AFGHANI TERRORISTS when they heard the kruise foghorn go off. They knew there was not enough time to see TWO TON TONY GET HIS BALLS OILED at the MEN'S STEAMBATH so they headed back to the ship, with their bags of MACARONI AND COLD CUTS at their sides.

A week later the ship pulled into dock in the US. ILLJAUNT had souveniers of ITALIAN FLAGS & HAVANA CIGARS to give to the guys who had to stay home and help KMANN get out of THAT FUCKING AWFUL JACKPOT THAT WALLY AND BRY PUT HIM INTO . COVER turned to his friend BLACKBEARD and said " PAL … THAT WAS A GREAT IDEA " and couldnt wait for the next BC MAD LIB.

[Blackbeard]

That was great coverboy, like a fine bottle of wine, you get the award for thinking outside the box, I'm giving myself the award for gayest, you guys decide who gets the funniest award.

[Lsufan]

Guys

Neil,

Fukin' Awesome ~ ROFLMFAO!!!

POOK YOCK

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Bry,

I can only imagine what "Bait & Switch" is, but I was LMFAO.

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Meanwhile back in the states, SPARK was upset because he Was to old to come on the trip , even though he had been using Moisturizer to look younger for the past year. 10DIMEBRY was having computer troubles and kept getting pop-ups for GOAT SEX and spam from The A$$hole of the month club. The doorbell rang and KBSOONER21 was there holding HIS AWARD and a giant INFLATABLE DALE JR DOLL. They gave each other a Blindmice handshake and jumped in jmarty6969 minivan

Pissin' In My Pants

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Dirty Sanchez: Someone Sticks Their Finger In Their Or Your Ass And Wipes It Under The Other Persons Nose To Get That Dirty Mustache Effect.

Rusty Trombone: Some One Plays Trombone On You, Using Your Ass To Blow Into And Weiner As The Slide.

Reach Around: Someone Gives You A Handy While Standing Behind You

And The Cleveland Steamer, Also Known As The Hot Lunch. Someone Takes A Dump Rhight On Your Face.

I was in tears reading this. Too funny!!!

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...others were at Glenda's room, enjoying blowjobs. Spark shouted: this is the best hard-on I've had in years, and raised his prick to her mouth.

Poor Spark. LMAO

[The Lovedoc]

you guys are a bunch of sick fucks.... HAHAHAHA..I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!

[Lsufan]

CoverBoy

JIMMY I'm in Fucking Tears


"Kmann shouted: this is the best Anal Lovin’ I've had in years, and raised his Leg to Fart"

Neil,

Can you believe that a picture was taken of Kmann while sailing on the Kruise? Here it is!!!

[CoverBoy]

Jimmy ... and here I thought that the only fire was in his belly.

Hey After seein the pic I got a good nickname for Kmann ...

THE BAD BURRITO

I'm hunting down your first line from last week's mad lib ... then I'm going to get another pair of underwears.

I might as well go out and buy a case or 2 of Pampers. It's cheaper in the long run.

GOT IT !!!!

"The other day 10DIMEBRY was enjoying a DICK IN THE ASS when he got a call from RWALL. They made plans to BE LOVERS & agreed that HOMOSEXUALITY was the way to go."

LMBO .... ENJOYING !!!!

[Lsufan]

We Need These Around Here....



"THE BAD BURRITO"