Bettorschat Mad Libs: European Vacation

[Blackbeard]

Fill in the blanks:

Half of the bettorschat crew decided to take a Kruise to Europe on the S.S.______, the other half had to remain stateside. _______ & _______ were on the main deck playing _______, when the captain announced the first port of call would be _______. _______ made plans to visit the _______ with _______. _______ was really excited because he was finnaly going to see_______. _______ was seasick and refused to come out of his_______. The guys said they would bring him back a _______ so he could _______.

Meanwhile back in the states, _______ was upset because he just_______, even though he had _______ for the past year. _______ was having computer troubles and kept getting pop-ups for_______ and spam from_______. The doorbell rang and _______was there holding _______ and a giant _______. They gave each other a _______ and jumped in _______'s _______, and _______ each other.

That night On the Kruise some of the guys got to eat at the _______ table, and others were at _______, enjoying _______. _______ shouted: this is the best _______ I've had in years, and raised his _______ to _______. It was getting late so _______ & ________ went down to their cabins to_______. _______ went up to the main deck to look at the_______ with _______ and hope they would get a chance to _______.

Back in the good ole USA _______ was taking a break from_______ and decided to _______ for awhile. He was shocked to see _______ on the news that night, involved in some sort of ________ with _______ and _______. He put down his_______ and called his buddy _______. They both knew that they had to _______ or their friend would ______. _______ had also seen the news and gave _______ a _______ and waited for ______ to _______.

The Kruise was coming to its final port of call______. Most of the guys were still ______ from the festivities, and were unable to_______. The news from the states got around to the guys and they all decided that _______ needed their ______ as soon as they got back. ______ & ______ were buying some _______ from a _______ when they heard the kruise foghorn go off. They knew there was not enough time to see _______ at the ______ so they headed back to the ship, with their bags of______ at their sides.

A week later the ship pulled into dock in the US. ______ had souveniers of _______ & _______to give to the guys who had to stay home and help _______ get out of ______. _______ turned to his friend ______ and said _______, and couldnt wait for the next ________

[Lsufan]

WOW, I'll be working on this one for a while.

[Blackbeard]

LOL, Yeah, its long, wanted to get more names inthis time.

[Blackbeard]

Ok Here Goes, No Offense To Anyone Its All In Fun

Fill in the blanks:

Half of the bettorschat crew decided to take a Kruise to Europe on the S.S. CLEVELAND STEAMER, the other half had to remain stateside. 10DIMEBRY & RWALL were on the main deck playing WITH EACH OTHER'S BALLS, when the captain announced the first port of call would be MADRID, SPAIN. LSUFAN made plans to visit the SPANISH BATH HOUSE with 3 YOUNG BOYS HE MET ON THE SHIP. THE LOVE DOC was really excited because he was finnaly going to see A NAKED BOY. SPARK was seasick and refused to come out of his CABIN BOY. The guys said they would bring him back a CASE OF SPANISH ANAL LUBE so he could FINALLY GET SOME RELIEF.

Meanwhile back in the states, RJEREMY was upset because he just CAME IN SECOND IN THE WORLDS SMALLEST DICK CONTEST, even though he had BEEN APPLYING DICK SHRINKING CREAM for the past year. CHUCKECHEESE was having computer troubles and kept getting pop-ups for GAY CLOWNS WITH DILDOS and spam from MAKE YOUR ASSHOLE BIGGER. The doorbell rang and BH$4LIFE was there holding HIS NIPPLES and a giant INFLATABLE LOVE DOLL. They gave each other a DIRTY SANCHEZ and jumped in WAYNE's NUDE GIRL PHOTO STORAGE CHAMBER, and BLEW KISSES AT each other.

That night On the Kruise some of the guys got to eat at the JANITORS table, and others were at LOCKED IN THEIR CABINS, enjoying MOUTHFULS OF EACH OTHER. KMANN shouted: this is the best RIM JOB I've had in years, and raised his SKIRT to REVEAL HIS RECENT SEX CHANGE OPERATION. It was getting late so HOMER & BIGWEINER went down to their cabins to SEE WHO HAD THE MOST DINGLEBERRIES. KBSOONER21 went up to the main deck to look at the NUDE PHOTOS OF MICHAEL JACKSON with TRICK4 and hope they would get a chance to FEEL A COOL MEDITERANEAN BREEZE BLOW ACROSS THEIR NAKED BACKSIDES.

Back in the good ole USA MOONDOG22 was taking a break from HIS FAVORITE WEBSITE: THE CORNHOLE REPORT and decided to JOG IN PLACE for awhile. He was shocked to see COVERBOY on the news that night, involved in some sort of DENTAL/PORNO SCAM with FRANKB and 7 GAY MIDGETS. He put down his GLASS OF URINE and called his buddy BLACKBEARD. They both knew that they had to GIVE EACH OTHER RUSTY TROMBONE'S or their friend would NEVER DRESS IN WOMEN'S CLOTHING AGAIN. RIPPLE had also seen the news and gave BIG MIKE a REACH AROUND and waited for SOME SERVICE PICKS to POST .

The Kruise was coming to its final port of call IN GREECE. Most of the guys were still SORE AND BRUISED from the festivities, and were unable to SIT ON THEIR ASSES FOR 2 WEEKS. The news from the states got around to the guys and they all decided that COVERBOY needed their DILDO COLLECTION as soon as they got back. PHONEPOLE & SPAARKIE were buying some YOUNG GREEK BOYS from a BROTHEL when they heard the kruise foghorn go off. They knew there was not enough time to see IF THEY COULD BOTH FIT INTO 1 GREEK BOYS ASS at the STROKE OF MIDNIGHT so they headed back to the ship, with their bags of CONDOMS AND WHIPPED CREAM at their sides.

A week later the ship pulled into dock in the US. HOOSIERDADDY had souveniers of COCK RINGS & FRENCH TICKLERS to give to the guys who had to stay home and help COVERBOY get out of HOT WATER AND INTO A COOL BATH WITH THEM. TRUCKIN turned to his friend ILLJAUNT and said MMMMMPPHPMMMHHH, and couldnt wait for the next COCK IN HIS MOUTH

[bhs4life]

LOL HAHAHAHAH

[ChuckLazar]

Half of the bettorschat crew decided to take a Kruise to Europe on the S.S.__Konsenseus, the other half had to remain stateside. Waynechung & Glenda_were on the main deck playing strip poker, when the captain announced the first port of call would be Chuck E. Cheese. _Doc made plans to visit the _boys bathroom with 10Dime. 10Dime was really excited because he was finaly going to see_the place where he was malested when he was a kid. __Rwall was seasick and refused to come out of his_closet. The guys said they would bring him back a CEC poster so he could be a kid again.

Meanwhile back in the states, _Homer was upset because he justlost his Soccer mom of the year award, even though he had won it for the past year. _Big Mike was having computer troubles and kept getting pop-ups for_womens asses and spam from_Wiz's_site. The doorbell rang and _RJwas there holding ky jelly and a giant _dildo. They gave each other a kiss and jumped in _rjs __bed, and _fucked the shit out of each other.

That night On the Kruise some of the guys got to eat at the ____Kapt's table, and others were at _Glenda's room, enjoying __blowjobs. _Spark shouted: this is the best _hard-on I've had in years, and raised his _prick to _her mouth. It was getting late so KB & _Spearit went down to their cabins to soak their sore prick_. _Spaarkie went up to the main deck to look at the_keyhole of Waynechung room with _Shorty and hope they would get a chance to _watch Glenda's orgy.

Back in the good ole USA _Wayne_ was taking a break from__The Non-gambling section of BC and decided to _watch tv for awhile. He was shocked to see _Doc_ on the news that night, involved in some sort of Porno Ring with _PimpDaddy_ and _Blackbeard. He put down his_****** Holmes pumper and called his buddy _Monte_. They both knew that they had to do_ or their friend would _end up like Waynechung_and Marvin_. _Big W had also seen the news and gave _Big Mac, BHS and Oriental Hawn a call and waited for __Keawe and Trick to_pick them up_.

The Kruise was coming to its final port of call__Viagra. Most of the guys were still _limp from the festivities, and were unable to__get it hard again. The news from the states got around to the guys and they all decided that _Doc needed their _Help as soon as they got back. LSU & _Fank B. were buying some __sifflis ointment from a nearby hospital when they heard the kruise foghorn go off. They knew there was not enough time to see _their sore pricks_getting to the infirmary_ so they headed back to the ship, with their bags of__sore prick cream_ at their sides.

A week later the ship pulled into dock in the US. K-Mann_had souveniers of Chuck E. Cheese_ & Viagra_to give to the guys who had to stay home and helpped _Doc and his henchmen get out of _jail. __Marty_ turned to his friend _Gary and said I wonder what Chuck's POD is tomorrow, and couldnt wait for the next __winner to hit_again

[10DimeBry]

hey jackass feel free to leave out the _____ spots next time. That tanning bed must be getting to you.

[ChuckLazar]

hey jackass feel free to leave out the _____ spots next time. That tanning bed must be getting to you.

I will!

[CoverBoy]

Chuck / BB

Funny stuff guys

BB - LMBO Please explain:

Dirty Sanchez

Rusty Trombone

Reach Around

I gotta feeling I'll be changing my underwears reading your reply.

[Blackbeard]

Oops, Should Have Included A Glossary, These Are Pretty Gross:

Dirty Sanchez: Someone Sticks Their Finger In Their Or Your Ass And Wipes It Under The Other Persons Nose To Get That Dirty Mustache Effect.

Rusty Trombone: Some One Plays Trombone On You, Using Your Ass To Blow Into And Weiner As The Slide.

Reach Around: Someone Gives You A Handy While Standing Behind You

And The Cleveland Steamer, Also Known As The Hot Lunch. Someone Takes A Dump Rhight On Your Face.

All Gross And Disgusting, Most Courtesy Of Opie And Anthony

[ChuckLazar]

Oops, Should Have Included A Glossary, These Are Pretty Gross:

Dirty Sanchez: Someone Sticks Their Finger In Their Or Your Ass And Wipes It Under The Other Persons Nose To Get That Dirty Mustache Effect.

Rusty Trombone: Some One Plays Trombone On You, Using Your Ass To Blow Into And Weiner As The Slide.

Reach Around: Someone Gives You A Handy While Standing Behind You

And The Cleveland Steamer, Also Known As The Hot Lunch. Someone Takes A Dump Rhight On Your Face.

All Gross And Disgusting, Most Courtesy Of Opie And Anthony

[CoverBoy]

Lmfbo So Hard I Can't Freakin Breathe .... Cleveland Steamer .... Oh Christ Please Help Me .

[Blackbeard]

My face hurts already, I can only imagine whats to come, tell me you can't picture Wayne's nude girl photo storage chamber

[Lsufan]

Two replies, and I'm in tears already

[10DimeBry]

Fill in the blanks:

Half of the bettorschat crew decided to take a Kruise to Europe on the S.S.BLAKBEARD, the other half had to remain stateside. RWALL & LOVEDOC were on the main deck playing TIDLEY WINKS, when the captain announced the first port of call would be BAGHDAD,IRAQ. BIGMIKE made plans to visit the TROOPS with HOMER. BIGMIKE was really excited because he was finnaly going to see SADDAM. FRANKB was seasick and refused to come out of his CLOSET. The guys said they would bring him back a TURBIN so he could TRY IT ON.

Meanwhile back in the states, RJEREMY was upset because he just LOST A 10K BET ON THE YANKEES, even though he had SPLIT IT WITH A FRIEND for the past year. GOLDVIKE was having computer troubles and kept getting pop-ups for LEVITRA and spam from THE LAZAR 2 TANNING BED. The doorbell rang and CHUCK LAZAR was there holding 30 BLOCK LOTION and a giant ROBE. They gave each other a RUBDOWN and jumped in CHUCKSs TANNING BED, and HELD each other.

That night On the Kruise some of the guys got to eat at the CRAPS table, and others were at FRANKB's ROOM, enjoying LISTENING TO BACKSTREET BOYS AND DRINKING RED WINE. BHS shouted: this is the best NIGHT I've had in years, and raised his GLASS to FRANKB. It was getting late so RWALL & KBSOONER went down to their cabins to SHOWER TOGETHER. BHS went up to the main deck to look at the SUNSET with FRANKB and hope they would get a chance to MAKEOUT.

Back in the good ole USA SPARK was taking a break from BETTORSCHAT and decided to GET A LIFE for awhile. He was shocked to see MOONDOG on the news that night, involved in some sort of BAIT & SWITCH with COWBOYS and LSUFAN. He put down his TRIPLE CHEESEBURGER and called his buddy JBC13. They both knew that they had to GET INTO THE GAY PORN BUSINESS or their friend would GO BROKE. WAYNE1218 had also seen the news and gave MONTE a HUMMER and waited for PHONEPOLE to SHOW UP.

The Kruise was coming to its final port of call BOMBAY. Most of the guys were still WEARING TURBINS from the festivities, and were unable to GET THAT RED DOT ON THEIR FOREHEAD. The news from the states got around to the guys and they all decided that 10DIME needed their ASSES as soon as they got back. RWALL & LOVEDOC were buying some CONDOMS from a HOMELESS INDIAN when they heard the kruise foghorn go off. They knew there was not enough time to see KIBER PASS at the TIME so they headed back to the ship, with their bags of WEED at their sides.

A week later the ship pulled into dock in the US. WIZ had souveniers of COWS & CONDOMS to give to the guys who had to stay home and help SPARK get out of BED. JBC turned to his friend BHS and said MY CAR WINDOW, and couldnt wait for the next VACATION

HERE U GO