Good Morning Spark

[Spark]

hahahahaha Thanks Wally .. Have a great day

[Spearit]

Oh yeah- 'grrrrreeeaat' way to start the morning Wally.

[rwall]

What is the best birth control method for Spark?


Nudity.


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What's the most useless thing in Spark's house?


Spark's thing.

[Spark]

Thats better ... thanks ... and true!! hahaha

[Meg30]

Thats better ... thanks ... and true!! hahaha

whatever you're damn sexy naked!! woo hooo

[kbsooner21]

whatever you're damn sexy naked!! woo hooo

straight from the horse's mouth kids :eek:

[rwall]

Spark and his wife are ready to go to sleep so Spark lays on the bed but his wife lays on the floor.
Then Spark asks, ''''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?''''

His wife says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."

[Spark]

Spark and his wife are ready to go to sleep so Spark lays on the bed but his wife lays on the floor.
Then Spark asks, ''''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?''''

His wife says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Spark]

whatever you're damn sexy naked!! woo hooo

So are you Baby!!

[Lsufan]

Two senior citizens were bragging about their sex lives in the elderly homes. Kaptain asked Spark, "Can you still do it? I have sex with my wife twice a week. How many can you do?"

Spark replies, "Oh, I do it almost every night of the week!"

Kaptain says in surprise, "Almost every night?"

Spark says, "Yup! Almost Monday, Almost Tuesday, Almost Wednesday..."

[Lsufan]

Morning Pal O Mine

An elderly couple, Spark and Mrs. Spark, are in Chicago. Spark always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?" Mrs. Spark looks him over, "Nope."

Frustrated, Spark storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room, completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "notice anything different NOW?" Mrs. Spark looks up and says, "Spark, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Spark yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, DEAR?" "Nope," She replies. Spark says, "IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!" To which Mrs. Spark replies, "WELL, YA SHOULDA BOUGHT A NEW HAT!"

[rwall]

A teacher asks her third grade class," If there are 3 birds on a tree and you shoot one of them, how many birds would remain?? ". Johnny,the nuaghtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand.

The teacher says "Ok johnny ,whats the answer?".
Johnny says "none,ma'am. After hearing the shot ,all the other birds will also fly away."
Teacher says "No Johnny, the answer here is 2, but I like the way you're thinking".

Now Johnny has a doubt.
Johhny asks the teacher " can i ask u a question?
Teacher says "Sure"

Johnny: "There are three ladies havin ice cream at the parlour. The first one is eatin it, the second is lickin it while the third one is suckin on it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??"
Teacher is terribly embaressed, but she puts on a brave face and answers. "I....I......I guess the one which is suckin on the ice cream is married."

Johnny answers " no ma'am,the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is married,BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU'RE THINKIN." !!!!!

[Spark]

hahahahaha

[10DimeBry]

LMAO



wally in DA house!!!!

[Lsufan]

Good 1 Wally ....

Does this mean we're picking on Spark today?