One hot summer day, a redneck came to town with his dog, tied it under the
shade of a tree, and headed
into the bar for a cold one. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the
bar and asked, "Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?"
The redneck said it was his.
"Your dog seems to be in heat" the officer said.
The redneck replied, "No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that
shade tree."
The policeman said, "No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred."
"No way," said the redneck. "That dog don't need bread. She ain't hungry
'cause I fed her this mornin'."
The exasperated policeman said, "NO! You don't understand; your dog wants to
have sex!"
(You gotta love this)
The redneck looked at the cop and said, "Well, go ahead. I always wanted a
police dog."
One hot summer day, a redneck came to town with his dog, tied it under the
shade of a tree, and headed
into the bar for a cold one. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the
bar and asked, "Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?"
The redneck said it was his.
"Your dog seems to be in heat" the officer said.
The redneck replied, "No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that
shade tree."
The policeman said, "No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred."
"No way," said the redneck. "That dog don't need bread. She ain't hungry
'cause I fed her this mornin'."
The exasperated policeman said, "NO! You don't understand; your dog wants to
have sex!"
(You gotta love this)
The redneck looked at the cop and said, "Well, go ahead. I always wanted a
police dog."
All he's good for right now is to give us updates on what Joba the Hut Chamberlan is doing today and what Gay Rod said in his extreamely homosexual blog that Doc subscribes to.
I am a Jays fan and heard last week that we traded Glaus for Rolen....from what I believe that is a terrible trade from the Jays perspective....whats your guys take on it for both teams?
I don't feel like i've talked to you in forever. I hope things are going good buddy. How you feeling lately? The Back??
Hey buddy. I left the house right before you posted this.
My back is still not well, but I'm "dealing with it." As long as it stays like this, it's manageable. But when that sciatic nerve gets pinched, it's hell.
Hope everything is great with you and yours!!!
"Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"
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