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[jcindaville]

Q: What's the difference between the Notre Dame football team and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead Fighting Irish fan in the road?
A: The dead skunk has skid marks before it.

Q: You're stranded on an island with a cannibal, a murderer, and a Notre Dame fan. You have a gun, but there are only two bullets left. Who do you shoot?
A: The Notre Dame fan (twice.)

Q: What do you get when a groundhog sees a Notre Dame fan?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.

Q: How many pallbearers do you need for a Notre Dame alumni funeral?
A: Two. A garbage can only has two handles

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in South Bend?
A: They couldn't find Three Wise Men or a Virgin.

Q: What do a call a 250 lb. Notre Dame Cheerleader?
A: Anorexic.

Q: What do Notre Dame fans and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: How do you get a Notre Dame Grad off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: What is a Notre Dame Grad's favorite line?
A: Do you want fries with that?

Q: Why did O.J. hide in South Bend after killing his wife?
A: No one would ever think of looking for a football player there.

Darryl i am laughing so hard im gonna cry These are friggen great

[KazDog]

Q: What do the Fighting Irish and Marijuana have in common?
A: They both get smoked in a bowl.

Q: How do you get a Notre Dame cheerleader pregnant?
A: Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

KAZ

[jcindaville]

Trust me...we ain't skerred.

You might get your wish in 2010.

Good by then Simms will be QB and you all can watch another REAL Quarterback

[jcindaville]

This is so true

[QUOTE][Q: You're stranded on an island with a cannibal, a murderer, and a Notre Dame fan. You have a gun, but there are only two bullets left. Who do you shoot?
A: The Notre Dame fan (twice.)/QUOTE]

[TheRook]

Good by then Simms will be QB and you all can watch another REAL Quarterback

I hope we do play. Sounds like it's just gonna be a one game series...but it'll be fun.

And it's a home game for you to the best of my knowledge.

You better get me tickets!!!

[kbsooner21]

Good by then Simms will be QB and you all can watch another REAL Quarterback

If it's Chrissy's brother, I feel for you

[jcindaville]

OU ain't skerred boy

I wouldnt be skerred of ND either. No one is

[kbsooner21]

Good by then Simms will be QB and you all can watch another REAL Quarterback

Damn Rook, JC sure does talk a lot of smack for backing a football team who just now finally found the map

[jcindaville]

If it's Chrissy's brother, I feel for you

Jason White

It is Phils Boy, and dont worry he will be good

[TheRook]

I love the jokes about the academics....

You friggin tools just have no clue.

Lets see...lets just insert Notre Dame into the team name of the over used line of jokes and it'll be oh so funny.

Yawn.

Come up with some new material.

How's Louisville's graduation rate?
How bout LSU?

I GUARANTEE you don't want to go there.

[jcindaville]

Damn Rook, JC sure does talk a lot of smack for backing a football team who just now finally found the map

Found it, thats right we did. Unlike ND who lost their map

[jcindaville]

I love the jokes about the academics....

You friggin tools just have no clue.

Lets see...lets just insert Notre Dame into the team name of the over used line of jokes and it'll be oh so funny.

Yawn.

Come up with some new material.

How's Louisville's graduation rate?
How bout LSU?

I GUARANTEE you don't want to go there.

Hang your hat on academics You have too

I will take dumbasses and criminals along with bowl VICTORIES

[kbsooner21]

Jason White

It is Phils Boy, and dont worry he will be good

Ask Chrissy how many times he beat Jason White?

[TheRook]

Damn Rook, JC sure does talk a lot of smack for backing a football team who just now finally found the map

He's like a kid in the candy store.

Part of me can't blame him. They finally have something to shout about.

For his sake I hope it lasts more then a couple years.

Cause I've got a very good memory.

I"m taking my lumps this year cause we won't be very good. But I'll be taking notes too!

[jcindaville]

Damn im having fun this morning.