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MM is prolly the biggest tool on this site.2013 NCAA POD Record
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This is for Rook the ELITIST
WHY NOTRE DAME SUCKS
1. Notre Dame hasn't won a bowl game in their last 8 attempts. And they've only been to 27 bowl games.
2. Notre Dame's fan base consists predominantly of fans who couldn't get into Notre Dame and have no idea where South Bend is on a map.
3. Notre Dame has a losing bowl record. And they've only been to 27 bowl games.
4. Notre Dame's Heisman winners are the product of popularity contests, not the product of the best performance by football players.
5. Similarly, Notre Dame's "national championships" are the result of popularity, and not the result of being the best team. You can be popular without being good. For example, consider the popularity of McDonald's and soccer.
6. Notre Dame's record in the past 50 years isn't in the top 10.
7. Notre Dame fans cite their record of excellence, despite most of their success occurring when the Charleston was popular.
8. The fight song is just terrible. Fortunately, we only have to hear it before the game.
9. Notre Dame has had major NCAA violations and went on probation for two years.
10. Notre Dame has had several incidents of racism.
11. Notre Dame represents itself as THE Catholic institution of higher learning, which is arrogant and untrue. There are many fine Catholic universities, such as Boston College and Georgetown.
12. Notre Dame represents itself as THE Catholic football factory. Perhaps someone should inform the Domers that recently, Boston College has the better record. And Boston College has faced a tougher schedule.
13. Firing Ty Willingham after 3 years, yet letting Faust stay on for 5 years. If you say this is a case of Notre Dame learning from their mistakes, then realize that Willingham had a better first year than Weis.
14. Hiring George O'Leary.
15. Joe Theismann.
16. Changing the pronounciation of one's surname from THEEZ-man to rhyme with Heisman. What a sellout!
17. Afraid to join a conference like the Big Ten. Could it be because Notre Dame has a losing record against the Big Ten since 1994?
18. Holier than thou attitude.
19. Fourth and short Jesus.
20. Exclusive TV contract with NBC, yet ever-forgetful of what Christ said: "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God" (Matthew 19:24).
21. Notre Dame is always overrated by pollsters in pre-season polls, as evidenced by this study.
22. Notre Dame is always overrated in final polls, as evidenced by their bowl record. And they've only been to 27 bowl games.
23. The favoritism shown towards Notre Dame by media idiots like Beano Cook and Tom Lemming.
24. The Notre Dame hype machine.
25. That this is the only top 25 list Notre Dame deserves to be on.Questions, comments, complaints:
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Charlie and Rook share one thing in common, they both have nice front porchesLast edited by jcindaville; 08-07-2007, 11:11 AM.Questions, comments, complaints:
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Originally posted by 10DimeBry
Rook is the littlest tool on this site
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Good morning everyoneComment
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Morning nextelComment
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Originally posted by longnex
Morning Darryl, help me make fun of Notre Dame today.
Its really easy
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Does Rook like the Irish cause their mascot is a midget??Questions, comments, complaints:
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Rook is working hard on his comeback
TheRook
It's STILL Gonna Happen!
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Q: Did you hear about the two Notre Dame fans who froze to death at the drive-in movie?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
Q: Did you hear that two of the Notre Dame playbooks were stolen?
A: Charlie Weiss is very upset. He didn't even finish coloring them.
Q: What did the ND football player get on his final exam?
A: Drool.
Q: What is the difference between a Notre Dame fan and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.
Q: What's the difference between the Notre Dame cheerleaders and the Titanic?
A: Only a couple thousand people went down on the titanic.
Q: What do the Fighting Irish and Marijuana have in common?
A: They both get smoked in a bowl.
Q: Where do you go to in Indiana when there is a chance of a tornado?
A: Notre Dame Stadium. I hear they never get a touchdown there!
Q: How do you get a Notre Dame cheerleader pregnant?
A: Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Q: Why has the Notre Dame recruiting fallen on hard times?
A: The new coach found out that the SAT score of 900 was individual, not cumulative!Comment
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Q: What's the difference between the Notre Dame football team and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead Fighting Irish fan in the road?
A: The dead skunk has skid marks before it.
Q: You're stranded on an island with a cannibal, a murderer, and a Notre Dame fan. You have a gun, but there are only two bullets left. Who do you shoot?
A: The Notre Dame fan (twice.)
Q: What do you get when a groundhog sees a Notre Dame fan?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Q: How many pallbearers do you need for a Notre Dame alumni funeral?
A: Two. A garbage can only has two handles
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in South Bend?
A: They couldn't find Three Wise Men or a Virgin.
Q: What do a call a 250 lb. Notre Dame Cheerleader?
A: Anorexic.
Q: What do Notre Dame fans and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: How do you get a Notre Dame Grad off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Q: What is a Notre Dame Grad's favorite line?
A: Do you want fries with that?
Q: Why did O.J. hide in South Bend after killing his wife?
A: No one would ever think of looking for a football player there.Comment
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Originally posted by jcindaville You dont want none, unless you want another beating like LSU gave you
Trust me...we ain't skerred.
You might get your wish in 2010.Comment
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OMG, I Cant stop laughingOriginally posted by longnex
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OU ain't skerred boyOriginally posted by TheRook
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