A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her
two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance. She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes in it
and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails. When she
yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a
few missing.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't! The
oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you
think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice.
Bryan, Am i suppose to start a pitcher and also a relief pitcher every day????
yes in most cases you are. but take a minute and look @ the match up. if a team owns your pitcher dont start him. you dont want negative points. if not start him. Yes.
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