Garth, he is smoking the weed Kaz doesnt even realize what physical labor means
My back always gets screwed cleaning the driveway after a good snow. Hope it feels better soon bro
Thanks, bro. It's already better. I worked out for about an hour in the weight room this evening, as a matter of fact. Then went home and had a shot of Patron and two Shiner Bocks. So, even if it weren't better...it would be better.
My back is jacked up JC....Damn Dimer. Got him all pissed off because I was hammering him about the shitass conservative party.....So he threw a curse on me. Bastage!
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon
their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the FATHER. He asked if
they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even
10% was probably more pain that the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to
go ahead and bump it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband
will still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husbands' blood pressure
and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel
quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain
to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her
Husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch.
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