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>>>A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first-class
>>>section of a jet liner. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently
>>>wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten or fifteen seconds.
>>>The man went back to his reading.
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>>>A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her
>>>nose, and then shuddered quite violently once more. Assuming the woman
>>>might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering.
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>>>A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before,
>>>she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than
>>>before.
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>>>Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, and said,
>>>"I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your
>>>nose, and then shuddered violently. Are you okay?"
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>>>"Sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied. I have a very rare medical
>>>condition; whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
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>>>The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I've never
>>>heard of that condition before," he said. "Are you taking anything for
>>>it?"
>>>
>>>"Yes," the woman nodded. "Pepper."
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2 Old Men sitting next to each other on a hard park bench, when one of em (Spark), turned to the other and said---"This bench is so hard, it's put my ass to sleep".........
The other old man (Kapt) then replied, "Yeh I know, I heard you snore three times already"..........
Morning you Computer druggies.......thought I'd drop in and say "good morning"....kapt
Don't make me go Cajun on your Ass!
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Originally posted by SparkDo we need to send out an Amber Alert on jimmy???
Lots going on yesterday, but all is great. Thanks for the concern buddy!!!"Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"
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