Need a potion that will help me sift out the jack asses from the real jack asses.
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Nope - Don't have that one- Got potions for many things but jackasses can not be sifted out from one another. Potion #21 was banned as it cause nightmares and dry mouth- she just wants to sift them out -Lovedoc.Last edited by Spearit; 01-22-2006, 09:35 PM."The range of what we think and do is limited by what we fail to notice.
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Whoa- Now thats my special jet lag potion. It works on the central nervous system and brain. It makes you feel as if you just got up in the morning and its really 12 hours later and you love it.Last edited by Spearit; 01-22-2006, 09:40 PM."The range of what we think and do is limited by what we fail to notice.
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Originally posted by The Lovedochahaha..your the one that woke me up!!Questions, comments, complaints:
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This potion is called Tequila®.
Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help
ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that
you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will
notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and
with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any
obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want
to live even if you get up 12 hours later than you think .
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and
you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.
Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However,
women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant
are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness,
nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of
motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,
delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration,
dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night
rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.Last edited by Spearit; 01-22-2006, 09:54 PM."The range of what we think and do is limited by what we fail to notice.
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Mojo
Originally posted by griffey_mojoMorning everyone!"Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"
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