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What's up girl?Originally posted by ASexyBrunette24Good morning goofsComment
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kb, have a great time buddy and be safe .. you will be missed ...
saw your post griff ... check right now pal ...Comment
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Who are you calling a goof Missy? I'll have you know that I take this site seriously.Originally posted by ASexyBrunette24Good morning goofs
"Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"Comment
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Even though I know you are not talking to me let me say good morning ASB ...Originally posted by ASexyBrunette24Good morning goofsComment
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Spark- I will break it to you gently--ASB-She's talking to me- she calls me goofs. Term of endearment.
"The range of what we think and do is limited by what we fail to notice.Comment
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Wow ... Can I call you later and explain this??? what time??Originally posted by griffey_mojoComment
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What the hell is monkey boy up to today?? He has been awfully quiet! Wonder what he has up his sleeve??Comment
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Spear, How are things going pal?? Better I hope ... Pls tell the Misses Spark says hey ...Originally posted by SpearitComment
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I miss that dancing smiley that was on the front page .. now you have to go looking for him ...Comment
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What have i told you about telling everyone on here about your infections down there?...we dont want to here it!!!Originally posted by SPARK
i'm sorry you are not all goofs..i must have meant that for the other forum i'm on with all the goofs.
KB..have a wonderful time at the racesComment
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Spark- Doing very well snce my lobotomy. Hope all is well with you and I will pass along your regards.
There was a man who worked for the Post Office, whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came to his desk, addressed in a shaky handwriting, to God. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. He opened it and read:
Dear God,
I am an 93 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100.00 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my
only hope. Can you please help me?
Sincerely,
Edna
The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all of the other workers. Each of them dug into his wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96.00, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all of the workers felt a warm glow for the kind thing they had done.
Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the old lady, to God.
All of the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read:
Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends.
We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it must have been those thieving bastards at the Post Office.
Sincerely,
EdnaLast edited by Spearit; 11-04-2005, 11:24 AM. "The range of what we think and do is limited by what we fail to notice.Comment
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Speaking of goofsOriginally posted by ASexyBrunette24
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hahahahahaOriginally posted by kbsooner21 Comment
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