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Originally posted by BettorsChatSpark has 2 women?
"Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"
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Originally posted by LsufanMonte, Monte, Monte .... Where have you been?? Spark has plenty women .... Just last night, at the nursing home, he picked up a new one ....
WOW LMAO that could be the funniest caption ever2013 NCAA POD Record
8-3ATS +3.80 units
2013 NFL POD Record
1-2 ATS -4.50 units
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>>> A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, "I want to
>>> open a damn checking account."
>>> The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
>>> misunderstood you. What did you say?"
>>>
>>> "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account
>>> now!"
>>>
>>> "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
>>> bank."
>>>
>>> The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to
>>> inform
>>> him of her situation.
>>> The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul
>>> language.
>>> They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer,
>>> "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
>>>
>>> "There is no damn problem," the man says. I just won $200 million bucks
>>> in the damn lottery and I want to put my damn money in this damn bank."
>>>
>>> "I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?"
>>>
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Originally posted by Spark>>> A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, "I want to
>>> open a damn checking account."
>>> The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
>>> misunderstood you. What did you say?"
>>>
>>> "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account
>>> now!"
>>>
>>> "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
>>> bank."
>>>
>>> The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to
>>> inform
>>> him of her situation.
>>> The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul
>>> language.
>>> They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer,
>>> "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
>>>
>>> "There is no damn problem," the man says. I just won $200 million bucks
>>> in the damn lottery and I want to put my damn money in this damn bank."
>>>
>>> "I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?"
>>>
JC
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Originally posted by kbsooner21Spark, I hope the cubbies didn't use up all their runs last night for the rest of the month.
Oh wait, I do understand .. The park is filled with fans everyday and that is all that is needed ... Play Ball ...
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