Urgent Please Read/respond!!!!

[Ldawg]

Have a great time in Texas this weekend Kb !



PS leave your OU sweats at home .....

[kbsooner21]

Have a great time in Texas this weekend Kb !



PS leave your OU sweats at home .....

who's your early leans for Sunday??

[10DimeBry]

who's your early leans for Sunday??

you should be asking me......you know i'm $$$$ in neckcar

[kbsooner21]

alright, who are your early leans Dime??

[jcindaville]

good luck today JC, I read your posts every single day, and I will make sure to respond every time.

You better, or i will be taking my excellent handicapping skills and go elsewhere. I'm so good that i get to take my bookie a couple of g-notes on Friday

[kbsooner21]

You better, or i will be taking my excellent handicapping skills and go elsewhere. I'm so good that i get to take my bookie a couple of g-notes on Friday

swing by mine and get him paid up too

[Spark]

A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his
side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to
the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll
open this alligator's mouth & place my privates
inside.

Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute.
Then I'll open his mouth and remove my unit
unscathed.

In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you
will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured its approval.

The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers and
placed his genitals in the alligator's open mouth. The
gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.

After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and
smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head. The
gator opened his mouth and the man removed his
genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and
the first of his free drinks were delivered.

The man stood up again
and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's
willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd.



Then a hand went up in the back of the bar. bover from BC timidly spoke up........... "

I'll try it! Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle.

[Spark]

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your Duck Cuddles has passed away."




The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?

"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.

"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean,
you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He
might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left
the room, and returned a few moments later with a
black Labrador Retriever.

As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the
dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the
examination table and sniffed the duck from top to
bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and
shook his head.
The vet patted the dog and took it out, and
returned a few moments later with a cat.

The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed
delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat
back on it's haunches, shook its head, meowed softly
and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry,
but as I said, this is most definitely, 100%
certifiably, a dead duck."

Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit
a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to
the woman.

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.
"$150!", she cried, "$150 just to tell
me my duck is dead!!

READY ?

"The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my
word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with
the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150.00.

[Lsufan]

Pappy .... You asking for it .... Picking on Me (Cajun) and Bover.

[Spark]

Pappy .... You asking for it .... Picking on Me (Cajun) and Bover.

Glad you caught it buddy ...

Its amazing .. around here if you say Cajun, fat ass, red neck, alcoholic, pervert, ego man, legs and so on we all know who we mean ...

You noticed, I left out old!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Lsufan]

Glad you caught it buddy ...

Its amazing .. around here if you say Cajun, fat ass, red neck, alcoholic, pervert, ego man, legs and so on we all know who we mean ...

You noticed, I left out old!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OLD will be brought up sometimes today .... Trust Me!!!

[10DimeBry]

Glad you caught it buddy ...

Its amazing .. around here if you say Cajun, fat ass, red neck, alcoholic, pervert, ego man, legs, VIRGIN,SKINNY,GAY,TAN,BALD,27KIDS,and so on we all know who we mean ...

You noticed, I left out old!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LOL THATS TRUE

[kbsooner21]

Shit fan You post in sandy's thread his priceless

[Lsufan]

Shit fan You post in sandy's thread his priceless

He can go stoke it now!!!!

[Spark]

Shit fan You post in sandy's thread his priceless

sure is ... hahaha

all i will say on this subject is sometimes I really wonder what makes some people tick ... The importance in life ... I also thought Bry's response was great ...