Urgent Please Read/respond!!!!

[jcindaville]

Migrant Crop Pickers have e-mail now, shit.

Morning aLL

You are a complete tool

[longnex]

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise.



I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.



Sincerely,

P. Ness





The Response:



Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have

raised, the administration rejects your request for the following

reasons:



You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the corrective protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the work-place carrying 2 suspicious-looking bags.



Sincerely,

V. Gina

[KazDog]

Kaz please give KB his screename and password back

My, my.....Aren't we full of one's self? The beer was a dead give away!

That was funny....Now get your ass back in the kitchen and make me some breakfast.....

KAZ

[TheRook]

Kaz please give KB his screename and password back

[tech fan]

Kaz please give KB his screename and password back

[kbsooner21]

Kaz please give KB his screename and password back

[Meg30]

just seeing you post brings a smile to my face and a tear to my eye. you are the sun in my sky, the twinkle in my eye, the alcohol in my beer

Kaz please give KB his screename and password back

[kbsooner21]

Morning KB and rook...hope all is well!!

just seeing you post brings a smile to my face and a tear to my eye. you are the sun in my sky, the twinkle in my eye, the alcohol in my beer

[Meg30]

Morning KB and rook...hope all is well!!

[TheRook]

Good morning guys

Morning meg!

[kbsooner21]

Morning princess

[TheRook]

Huge problem for me too. It is only a matter of time before I can't get to BC during the day. I know so many will be crushed

well what I think I can do is copy and paste the info I need and then either cap them the night before if I have time, or send the stuff via email to my work address, and I can do it here.

Either way...I'll get it started very soon...and as always..your opinions (yes i'm serious) are important.

[Meg30]

Good morning guys

[kbsooner21]

Huge problem for me too. It is only a matter of time before I can't get to BC during the day. I know so many will be crushed

You not in good with any of the IT folks?

[kbsooner21]

Kb You Liking Anyone Other Than The 48 This Week I A Going To Throw A Little On The 9 Myself

I just don't like the 9 at all. They have ran so shitty in this old car. Plus, I think they have turned all their focus on the COT since it will be implemented full time next year since they are out of the chase. Gotta like the 24 a little bit also. Kinda like the 8 and 20 as well. They would have finished 1st and 2nd in the spring if not for the fuel gamble by Mears, Petty, Rudd, etc.