Urgent Please Read/respond!!!!

[kbsooner21]

That sucks. We're supposed to get about 5 inches tomorrow night here. My brother and I are scheduled on a 7 a.m. Saturday flight to go skiing in Colorado. We've been celebrating all the snow in the Colorado high country, but it will be the Oklahoma snow that fucks our trip all up.

Where you heading to Garth?

[garth]

its snowing like a mofo here. we have about 5inches already and its still coming down. should be a fun ride home. i'm leaving here in about 1/2hr.

That sucks. We're supposed to get about 5 inches tomorrow night here. My brother and I are scheduled on a 7 a.m. Saturday flight to go skiing in Colorado. We've been celebrating all the snow in the Colorado high country, but it will be the Oklahoma snow that fucks our trip all up.

[jcindaville]

A man and a woman were dating. She, being of a religious nature,
had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so
badly. In fact, he had never even seen her naked.

One day, as they slowly drove down the freeway, she remarked
about his slow-driving habits. "I can't stand it anymore," she told
him. "Let's
play a game. For every 5 miles per hour over the
speed limit [60 MPH] you drive, I'll remove one piece of clothing.

He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.
*He reached the 65 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.

* At 70 off came the pants.

* At 75 it was! her bra ...and

* At 80 her panties.

Now seeing her naked for the first time...and traveling faster than
he ever had before... he became very excited and lost control of
the car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and
hit a
tree!

His girlfriend was not hurt, but he was trapped. She tried to pull
him free but alas he was stuck.

"Go to the road and get help," he said.
"I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied. The man
felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes.

"You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.

So she did as he said and went up to the road for help.
Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman
along the road, he pulled over to hear her story.

"My
boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't
pull him out!"

The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies,

"Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!"

[longnex]

A man and a woman were dating. She, being of a religious nature,
had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so
badly. In fact, he had never even seen her naked.

One day, as they slowly drove down the freeway, she remarked
about his slow-driving habits. "I can't stand it anymore," she told
him. "Let's
play a game. For every 5 miles per hour over the
speed limit [60 MPH] you drive, I'll remove one piece of clothing.

He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.
*He reached the 65 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.

* At 70 off came the pants.

* At 75 it was! her bra ...and

* At 80 her panties.

Now seeing her naked for the first time...and traveling faster than
he ever had before... he became very excited and lost control of
the car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and
hit a
tree!

His girlfriend was not hurt, but he was trapped. She tried to pull
him free but alas he was stuck.

"Go to the road and get help," he said.
"I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied. The man
felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes.

"You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.

So she did as he said and went up to the road for help.
Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman
along the road, he pulled over to hear her story.

"My
boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't
pull him out!"

The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies,

"Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!"

[Chado1]

its snowing like a mofo here. we have about 5inches already and its still coming down. should be a fun ride home. i'm leaving here in about 1/2hr.

Same here...but I doubt that is as shocking...

[jcindaville]

its snowing like a mofo here. we have about 5inches already and its still coming down. should be a fun ride home. i'm leaving here in about 1/2hr.

that sucks

Kentucky aint so bad, we almost never get much snow

[KazDog]

More than half of KB's posts have been like this one...I think he just copies and pastes them....

I've gotten 20 texts from that jackass with the statement.....If the Pat's cover Sunday, Vegas will be broke.....

What a tool!

KAZ

[10DimeBry]

its snowing like a mofo here. we have about 5inches already and its still coming down. should be a fun ride home. i'm leaving here in about 1/2hr.

[kbsooner21]

Same excitement right there...

[Chado1]

I think I'm gonna get fucked up tonight

More than half of KB's posts have been like this one...I think he just copies and pastes them....

[kbsooner21]

Really. I didnt know you drink alcohol. When did you start that?

about age 13

[Chado1]

Play pretend with some match box cars

Same excitement right there...

[longnex]

I think I'm gonna get fucked up tonight

Really. I didnt know you drink alcohol. When did you start that?

[kbsooner21]

I think I'm gonna get fucked up tonight

[jcindaville]

Man, I need a nascar race this weekend bad.

Play pretend with some match box cars