Urgent Please Read/respond!!!!

[Chado1]

Leafs and McCabe vs my Habs on Saturday night in Montreal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!



Leafs are gonna get

[longnex]

BELIEVE it or not , these are REAL 911 Calls!
>
>
> Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
> Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house
> on
> the corner.
> Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
> Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
>
>
> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
> Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and
> cheese sandwich
> Dispatc her: Excuse me?
> Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen
> table
> and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of
> it.
> Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
> Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired
> of
> it!
>
>
> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
> Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an
> eleven
> on it.
> Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
> Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
> Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
> Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
>
>
>
> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
> Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes
> apart
> Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
> Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
>
> And the winner is..........
>
> Dispatcher: 9-1-1
> Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
> Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
> Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
> Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
> Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
> Caller: No .
> Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
> breathing?
> Caller: Running from the Police.
>

[kbsooner21]

Dimer, Jimbo, Dawg.

[Ldawg]

Mornin' James, Merry Xmas to you too Bro' .... hope that you are doing well !




PS - Blow me Dimer .....

[10DimeBry]

jimmy


how you doing bro? you havent posted in days, is all ok???

[Lsufan]

Hello Peeps ... Hope everyone is having a great day!!!

[10DimeBry]

what up everyone?


been busy here. thank god its almost the weekend

[kbsooner21]

Just curious hoke .... is it true that your wife/gf .... likes to do the Hokie Pokie ?

[Ldawg]

Morning guys

Just curious hoke .... is it true that your wife/gf .... likes to do the Hokie Pokie ?

[Chado1]

Saw Trans-Siberian Orchestra with Dawn the other day...I HIGHLY recommend it. They are GREAT in concert.

[Ldawg]

More than half of KB's posts have been like this one...I think he just copies and pastes them....

Shut yer Canuck Pie Hole .....

[Ldawg]

Man, I need a nascar race this weekend bad.

I feel your pain .....



PS - fvck COT's


Feb. douchebag ....

[TheRook]

Morning all. Do they serve beer/liquor at TSO Rook?

P.S. I'm hurting a bit this morning

YES They do!!!

We both had a few cocktails.

Made it that much better.

[kbsooner21]

Makes Nascar look a whole lot better now don't it JC

Fucking JC had a chance to go to the Brickyard last year for FREE and turned it down

[vols fan]

You do not strike me as the type to go to a orchestra

Did you look up the spelling of that before typing it

I know i would have had too

Makes Nascar look a whole lot better now don't it JC