yeah, i took me about a 1/2 hour to read all the posts in this thread today... Damn, i wish i didnt have to work out with my soul mate, Richard Simmons, all day!!
I figured that's where you were since you were not here all day. :D
yeah, i took me about a 1/2 to read all the posts in this thread today... Damn, i wish i didnt have to work during the day!! Or, have Bry's job, if you call it that.....
Bry, I had a headache when I left here yesterday from laughing so hard.
i know what you mean man. Sometimes this stuff is tooo much. I feel bad for wayne,monte,spark,EZ,loveDoc. How these guys havent banned us all yet is beyond me!!!!
Richard Simmons Assault Case Dismissed
Fitness guru won't sweat details of Harley salesman slap
MAY 25--Arrested in March for bitch slapping a Harley Davidson salesman/ex-con/cage wrestler, at an Arizona airport, Richard Simmons is now officially in the legal clear. A misdemeanor assault charge against the diet guru, 54, was dismissed last Friday by a Phoenix judge, according to the below Municipal Court records. The dismissal came as part of a "misdemeanor compromise" requested last week by slapee Chris Farney and signed off on by the city prosecutor. Such a compromise can include monetary compensation for the victim, but Simmons's lawyer, James Nesci, declined to say whether Farney, 23, was paid. Citing a confidentiality agreement, Farney told TSG he could not discuss terms of his settlement with Simmons. We're guessing Farney opted for a little green instead of a protracted litigation that surely would have dredged up his rap sheet and the nearly three years he spent in prison for an aggravated assault conviction (a buddy was seriously injured when a drugged-up Farney crashed his car). Simmons was busted following a confrontation with Farney--pictured at left in an Arizona Department of Corrections mug shot--at the Sky Harbor International Airport. The trouble started when Farney (6' 1" and 255 pounds) spotted Simmons (5' 7", 155 pounds) and called out, "Look, Richard Simmons. Drop your bags, let's rock to the 50's." According to a Phoenix Police Department incident report, Simmons responded by walking over to Farney and announcing, "It's not nice to make fun of people with issues." He then slapped Farney in the kisser. The motorcycle salesman then called the cops, who popped Simmons for assault.
They changed RJ's name to protect the victim and his man bags.
ROFLMAO man my stomach hurts from laughin so hard today. you guys are tooo much
Richard Simmons Assault Case Dismissed
Fitness guru won't sweat details of Harley salesman slap
MAY 25--Arrested in March for bitch slapping a Harley Davidson salesman/ex-con/cage wrestler, at an Arizona airport, Richard Simmons is now officially in the legal clear. A misdemeanor assault charge against the diet guru, 54, was dismissed last Friday by a Phoenix judge, according to the below Municipal Court records. The dismissal came as part of a "misdemeanor compromise" requested last week by slapee Chris Farney and signed off on by the city prosecutor. Such a compromise can include monetary compensation for the victim, but Simmons's lawyer, James Nesci, declined to say whether Farney, 23, was paid. Citing a confidentiality agreement, Farney told TSG he could not discuss terms of his settlement with Simmons. We're guessing Farney opted for a little green instead of a protracted litigation that surely would have dredged up his rap sheet and the nearly three years he spent in prison for an aggravated assault conviction (a buddy was seriously injured when a drugged-up Farney crashed his car). Simmons was busted following a confrontation with Farney--pictured at left in an Arizona Department of Corrections mug shot--at the Sky Harbor International Airport. The trouble started when Farney (6' 1" and 255 pounds) spotted Simmons (5' 7", 155 pounds) and called out, "Look, Richard Simmons. Drop your bags, let's rock to the 50's." According to a Phoenix Police Department incident report, Simmons responded by walking over to Farney and announcing, "It's not nice to make fun of people with issues." He then slapped Farney in the kisser. The motorcycle salesman then called the cops, who popped Simmons for assault.
They changed RJ's name to protect the victim and his man bags.
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